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NEED MONEY?

NEED MONEY?

alt.ascii-art · 3 messages · 6 Oct 1996 - 26 Jun 1997
Ronda <Jef...@atcon.com> 6 Oct 1996 00:00 · permalink · report
!!!!!$$$$$$ EASY MONEY, AND IT REALLY WORKS!!!!!!, TRY IT AND YOU'LL 
BE HAPPY!!!  :o)

$$$Take five minutes to read this and it WILL change your life.$$$
 
 I finally decided to read one of these articles in an internet 
 newsgroup describing how to make $50,000.00 in only one month from 
 a $5.00 investment.
 
 Of course I thought this was rediculous ,or some type of pyramid.
 I talked it over with my family, an attorney, and my friends, and
 they all agreed it was some sort of scam.I hate scams because
 usually someone gets burned, and I didn't want it to be me!
 I blew it off for a few weeks then saw another one in a
 newsgroup I go to alot and thought, "Maybe this is legitimate!".
 Besides, what's $5.00 , I spend more than that in at the 
supermarket during a 'munchie' binge..
  
 Well, two weeks later,I began recieving money in the mail!
 I couldn't believe it! Not just a little , I mean big bucks!
 At first only a few hundred dollars, then a week later, a
 couple of thousand , then BOOM . By the end of the fourth
 week , I had recieved nearly $47,000.00. It came from all
 over the world.And every bit of it perfectly legal and on the
 up and up. I've been able to pay off all my bills and still had
 enough left over for a nice vacation for me and my family.
 
 Not only does it work for me, it works for other folks as well.
 Markus Valppu says he made $57,883 in four weeks.  Dave Manning 
 claims he made $53,664 in the same amount of time.  Dan Shepstone
 says it was only $17,000 for him.  Do I know these folks?  No, 
 but when I read how they say they did it, it made sense to me. 
 Enough sense that I'm taking a similar chance with $5 of my own
money. 
 Not a big chance, I admit--but one with incredible potential, because
 $5 is all anyone ever invests in this system.  Period.  That's all
 Markus, Dave, or Dan invested, yet their $5 netted them tens of
thousands of dollars each, in a safe, legal, completely legitimate
way. 
 Here's how it works in 3 easy steps:
 
STEP 1.
 
Invest your $5 by writing your name and address on five seperate
pieces of paper along with the words:
"PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST." 
(In this way, you're not just sending a dollar to someone;  you're
paying for a legitimate service.)  Fold a $1 bill, money order, or
bank
note inside each paper, and mail them by standard U. S. Mail to
the following
        five addresses:

1-  Steve Ferguson
     1076 Mystic Lane North
     Troy, OH, USA 45373
 
2-  Fern Suarez
     Mallorca 112
     Hato Rey, P.R., USA, 00917

 3-  Philippe
     2104 De Mexico
     Chomedey, Laval
     Quebec, Canada 	
     H7M 3C6	

 4-   John Kelley	
      P.O. BOX 4363
      Brockton, MA, 02403-4363

5-  Ronda Ross
      RR # 1, Clarks Harbour
      Shelburne County, Nova Scotia
      Canada
       B0W 1P0

STEP 2.

    Now remove the top name from the list, and move the
    other names up.This way, #5 becomes #4 and so on.
    Put your name in as the fifth one on the list.

STEP 3.

    Post the article to at least 200 newsgroups. There are at
    least 17000 newsgroups at any given moment in time.
    Try posting to as many newsgroups as you can.Remember
    the more groups you post to, the more people will see your
    article and send you cash!


STEP 4.

    You are now in business for yourself, and should start seeing
    returns within 7 to 14 days! Remember, the internet is new
    and huge. There is no way you can lose.
 
    Now here is how and why this system works:
 
    Out of every block of 200 posts I made, I got back 5 responses.
    Yes, thats right,only 5. You make $5.00 in cash, not checks or
    money orders, but real cash with your name at #5.
 
    Each additional person who sent you $1.00 now also makes 200
    additional postings with your name at #4, 1000 postings.On
    average then, 50 people will send you $1.00 with your name at
    #4,....$50.00 in your pocket!
 
    Now these 50 new people will make 200 postings each with your
    name at #3 or 10,000 postings. Average return, 500 people= $500.
    They make 200 postings each with your name at #2= 100,000
    postings=5000 returns at $1.00 each=$5,000.00 in cash!
 
    Finally, 5,000 people make 200 postings each with your name at
    #1 and you get a return of $50,000 before your name drops off
    the list.And that's only if everyone down the line makes only 200
    postings each! Your total income for this one cycle is $55,000.
 
    From time to time when you see your name is no longer on the list,
    you take the latest posting you can find and start all over again.

                The end result depends on you. You must follow through
                and repost    this  article everywhere you can think
of.
                The more  postings you  make,  the more  cash  ends
up in

                your mailbox.   It's too easy and too cheap to pass
up!!!

    So thats it. Pretty simple sounding stuff, huh? But believe me, it
    works. There are millions of people surfing the net every day, all
    day, all over the world. And 100,000 new people get on the net
    every day. You know that, you've seen the stories in the paper.
    So, my friend, read and follow the simple instructions and play
    fair. Thats the key, and thats all there is to it.Print this out
    right now so you can refer back to this article easily.Try to keep
    an eye on all the postings you made to make sure everyone is
    playing fairly. You know where your name should be.

    If you're really not sure or still think this can't be
    for real, then
   don't do it. But please print this article and pass it
   along to someone you know who really needs the money, and see
   what happens.


    REMEMBER....HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY.YOU DON'T
    NEED TO CHEAT THE BASIC IDEA TO MAKE THE MONEY!
    GOOD LUCK TO ALL,AND PLEASE PLAY FAIR AND YOU WILL
    WIN AND MAKE SOME REAL INSTANT FREE CASH!

*** By the way, if you try to deceive people by posting the messages
with your name in the list and not sending the money to the people
already included, you will not get much. I know someone who did this
and only got about $150 (and that's after two months). Then he sent
the 5 bills, people added him to their lists, and in 4-5 weeks he had
over $10,000!

                TRY IT AND YOU'LL BE HAPPY!!!  :o) !!!!!!!!!!

Ronda wrote:
> 
> !!!!!$$$$$$ EASY MONEY, AND IT REALLY WORKS!!!!!!, TRY IT AND YOU'LL
> BE HAPPY!!!  :o)
> 
> $$$Take five minutes to read this and it WILL change your life.$$$
> 
>  I finally decided to read one of these articles in an internet
>  newsgroup describing how to make $50,000.00 in only one month from
>  a $5.00 investment.blah, blah, blah...

what i don't understand is: they all write about how they have already
made so much from this scheme. so the question is: when was the letter 
first written?

if it was written before they benefited from the scheme, there would have been
no success story to tell. 
if they truly have already made money, why are they still telling the story 
and not taking a big holiday? 

conclusion: only people who cannot think straight will believe them.

 MAKE MONEY ON THE NET, IS IT TRUE???

 Take five minutes to read this and it WILL change your life.

 The Internet has grown tremendously. It doubles in size every 4 months.

 think about it. You see those 'Make.Money.Fast' posts more and more.
 That's ... because it WORKS !  So I thought, all those new users might
 make it work. And I decided to try it out a few months ago. Besides,
 whats $6.00, I spend more than that in the morning on my way to work
 on coffee and snacks for the day. So I sent in my money and posted.
 Everyone was calling it a scam, but there are SO many new users from
 AOL, Netcom, etc.I thought they would join in and make it work..

 Well, two weeks later, I began recieving bucks in the mail!  I
 couldn't believe it! Not just a little, I mean big bucks!  At first
only
 a few hundred dollars, then a week later, a couple of thousand, then
BOOM.
 By the end of the fourth week, I had recieved nearly $27,000.00.
 It came from all over the world. And every bit of it perfectly legal
and
 on the up and up. I've been able to pay off all my bills and still had
 enough left over for a nice vacation for me and my family.

 Not only does it work for me, it works for other folks as well. Markus
 Valppu says he made $57,883 in four weeks. Dave Manning claims he
 made $53,664 in the same amount of time. Dan Shepstone says it was only

 $17,000 for him. Do I know these folks? No, but when I read how they
say
 they did it, it made sense to me. Enough sense that I'm taking a
similar
 chance with $6 of my own bucks. Not a big chance, I admit--but one with

 incredible potential, because $6 is all anyone ever invests in this
 system period. That's all Markus, Dave, or Dan invested, yet their $6
 netted hem tens of thousands of dollars each, in a safe, legal,
 completely legitimate way.

 Here's how it works in 3 easy steps:

 STEP 1.

 Invest your $6 by writing your name and address on six seperate
 pieces of paper along with the words:

         "PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST."
 (In this way, you're not just sending a dollar to someone; you're
paying
  for a legitimate service; which makes this a legal transaction.)
  Put a $1 bill and the piece of paper inside an envelope, and
  physically mail all six envelopes to the following six addresses:


  1-Karen Lundgren
    3889 Kencrest Ave.
    Halifax, NS
    Canada
    B3K 3L4

  2-Vincent Harris
    6 Tarata Street,
    Mt Eden,
    Auckland,
    New Zealand

  3-Patrick Danger
    Poggenbreeden 34
    23843 Bad Oldesloe,
    Germany

  4-Anthony Sizemore
    1100 Joe Wheeler Dr #3
    Tuscumbia, Al 35674 (USA)

  5-Tim Robbins
    P.O.Box 5738
    Dunedin,
    New Zealand

  6-Dennis Brooks
    8800 Se Causey
    Portland or 97266
    usa


 STEP 2.

    Now remove the top name from the list, and move the
    other names up.This way, #6 becomes #5 and so on.
    Put your name in as the sixth one on the list.


 STEP 3.

    Post this article (unaltered, except for step 2) to at least 300
    newsgroups. There are at least 19000 newsgroups at any given moment
    in time. Try posting to as many newsgroups as you can. Remember
    the more groups you post to, the more people will see your
    article and send you cash! (Be aware however of other people
    also posting the same or a slightly altered message to this one.)


 STEP 4.

    You are now in business for yourself, and should start seeing
    returns within 7 to 14 days! Remember, the Internet is new
    and huge. There is no way you can lose.



    NOW HERE IS HOW AND WHY THIS SYSTEM WORKS:

    Out of every block of 300 posts you make, you will get back 6
    responses. Yes, thats right,only 6. You make $6.00 in cash,
    not checks or money orders, but real cash with your name at #6.

    Each additional person (from the six new people) who sent you $1.00
    now also makes 300 additional postings with your name at #5 or 1800
    postings. On average then, 36 people will send you $1.00 with your
name
    at #5,....$36.00 in your pocket!

    Now these 36 new people will make 300 postings each with your
    name at #4 or 10,800 postings. Average return, 216 people= $216.
    They make 300 postings each with your name at #3 or 64,800
    postings. Average return 1296 people at $1.00 each=$1,296.00 in
cash!

    1296 people make 300 postings each with your name at #2 or 388,800
    postings. Average return 7,776 people at $1.00 each=$7,776 in cash!
    7,776 people make 300 postings each with your name finally taken off
the
    list. Average return 46,656 people at $1.00 each=$46,656 in cash!

    And that's only if everyone down the line makes only 300 postings
each!
    Your total income for this one cycle is :

               $6+$36+$216+$1,296+$7776+$46,656=$55,986

    From time to time when you see your name is no longer on the list,
    you take the latest posting you can find and start all over again.

        The end result depends on you. You must follow through
        and repost this article everywhere you can think of.
        The more  postings you  make, the more cash ends up in
        your mailbox. It's too easy and too cheap to pass up!!!

    So thats it. Pretty simple sounding stuff, huh? But believe me, it
    works. There are millions of people surfing the net every day, all
    day, all over the world. And 100,000 new people get on the net
    every day. You know that, you've seen the stories in the paper.
    So, my friend, read and follow the simple instructions and play
    fair. Thats the key, and thats all there is to it. Print this out
    right now so you can refer back to this article easily. Try to keep
    an eye on all the postings you made to make sure everyone is
    playing fairly. You know where your name should be.

    If you're really not sure or still think this can't be
    for real, then don't do it. But please print this article and pass
    it along to someone you know who really needs the bucks, and see
    what happens.

        REMEMBER....HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY.YOU DON'T
        NEED TO CHEAT THE BASIC IDEA TO MAKE THE BUCKS!
        GOOD LUCK TO ALL, AND PLEASE PLAY FAIR AND YOU WILL
        WIN AND MAKE SOME REAL INSTANT FREE CASH!

  *** By the way, if you try to deceive people by posting the messages
  with your name in the list and not sending the bucks to the people
  already included, you will not get much. I read someone who did this
  and only got about $150 (and that's after two months). Then he sent
  the 6 bills, people added him to their lists, and in 4-5 weeks he had
  over $10,000!

                 TRY IT AND YOU'LL BE HAPPY!!!  :o) !!!!!!!!!!

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