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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art.animation, started 27 Aug 1996.
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$$$$$ $20,000 Fast and Easy $$$$$

$$$$$ $20,000 Fast and Easy $$$$$

alt.ascii-art.animation · 1 message · 27 Aug 1996
Rbr...@voicenet.com 27 Aug 1996 00:00 · raw headers · report
NO NOT AT A CASINO- RIGHT HERE ON THE INTERNET!

Taking 5 minutes to read this text may be one of the best decisions 


you ever made.

My name is not important. What is important is what happened to me.

On January 1995, I saw an article in an Internet Newsgroup telling 
me I could make $50,000 within 4 weeks for an investment of only 
$5. $5!!! For $5 why not? So I sent $1 by snail mail to each of 5 
names and addresses specified in the article.  I then placed my own 


name and address in the article and posted it in 200 other 
Newsgroups.

Two weeks later, I started recieving money in the mail!I could not 
believe it! Hundreds of dollars turned into thousands, and in the 4 


weeks, I received a total of $57,883. It came from all over the 
world.

If you follow the 3 steps below, there is no reason whatsoever why 
the same shouldn't happen to you. This is a perfectly legitimate 
investment opportunity. You invest $5 and you return on your 
investment. So does the next investor. NOT ILLEGAL, NOT A CHAIN 
LETTER- PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE!

OBVIOULSLY, IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED, THEN DON'T PARTICIPATE. BUT 
PLEASE PRINT THIS ARTICLE AND GIVE IT TO SOMEONE WHO MAY WISH TO 
TAKE ADVANTAGE.

This procedure is very simple.

STEP 1. Write you name and address on 5 seperate pieces of paper 
with the words "PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST". Fold a $1 bill 


in each of these pieces of paper and mail them to the following 
five addresses:

1. MIKE BUREK, 2007 SUNNY BROOK DRIVE, AUSTIN, TX 78723-3451 USA
2. TODD FOGGOA,75 COURTNEY RD,DARMOUTH, NS B3A4C3 CANADA
3. RASHAD.A, P.O.BOX 1311 STATION H MONTREAL,PQ H3G2N3 CANADA
4. MIKE HABERNIG JR. P.O.BOX 519, LAKE KATRINE, NY 12449 USA
5. ELISABETH BRANCO, 128 WILSON AVE #2, NEWARK, NJ 07105 USA

STEP 2. Now remove the 1st name on the list, move the other 4 names 


up (5 becomes 4, 4 becomes 3 etc) and put your name and address as 
number 5 on the list. You can do this by re-typing this article or 
simply editing and re-posting it in this or another newsgroup.

STEP 3. You are now in the Mail order Investment Business and you 
will start receiving $1 returns by mail within a week or two. The 
more Newsgroups you post to, the bigger your return will be. you 
may want to rent a Post Office Box to handle the volume of mail you 


are likely to receive.

If you wish to remain anonymous, you can use a psedonym such as 
"The Manager" or "The Investor", but make sure your address is 
correct!

From time to time, when your name is no longer on the list, you 
take the latest posting that is appearing in the newsgroups, SEND 
OUT ANOTHER $5 TO THE NAMES THAT ARE ON THE LIST, PUT YOUR NAME IN 
AT NUMBER 5 AND START POSTING AGAIN. REMEMBER, 200 POSTINGS IS ONLY 



A GUIDELINE. THE MORE YOU POST, THE GREATER THE RETURN.

Some people have said to me "What happens if the scheme is 'played 
out' and no one sends me any money"? Big deal! So you lose $5 - but 


what are the chances of that happening?

Do you realise how many Internet Users there are? Do you realise 
how many times this scheme can be utilised over and over again- 
with COMPLETELY NEW PEOPLE PARTICIPATING?

There are not HUNDREDS, NOT EVEN THOUSANDS, BUT HUNDREDS OF 
THOUSANDS OF NEW INTERNET USERS EVERY MONTH!

Remember, read the instructions carefully and play fairly... that's 


the only way this will work. Get a printout so you can refer back 
to this article easily.

Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you money and always keep 


an eye on the newsgroup postings to make sure everyone is playing 
fairly. you know where your name should be.

REMEMBER - HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY.

ENJOY!

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