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Martians - Information Superhighway
alt.ascii-art
· 5 messages · 17 Sep 1999 - 21 Sep 1999
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"Where are we, Zmpftl? I do not visually
recognize this part of the Information
Superhighway. The road material appears
to be made out of common, Terran SOIL!"
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(_)_)(_)(_) "Indeed. This section of the
Information Highway runs
through Oklahoma. It is
called a "dirt road"."
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"No wonder the Boss never
sees anyone elses' posts."
Oglesbee/'99
finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis
finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis
Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
mail.fullnet.net
On Fri, 17 Sep 1999, JRO wrote: > > \__/ \__/ > /) (oo) __________________________ (oo) > \\//~~\\/| THE |\//~~\\ > \/\__/\/|_ _ _ _ ___ _ _ _ __|\/\__// > \\\\ ||\/|/_\|_) | |/_\|\ |(_ | //// > //// || || || \ | || || \|__)| \\\\ > (_)_) |________________________| (_(_) > by JRO > ============================================================ > > > . * . . * . > . . . ..-"-.. . . . > . . . ..-" `. . . > . .' `. .-''-. > . * . .' `. .-' `. . > `. .' .' `. > `. .' .' `. > `...____.' .' > `. `. __..' > .' .' > .' '. > `. `. ......_____....._____ > __..--' `. `. `-----....._jro__....--- > `. `-..__ ___ /\ > `. `. _( )_//\\ > ___ _ `-._ `. (_() _)/\\\ > _( ) ) `. `. (__ (_)__)\\\\ > (__ (_) _) .` .' (__\\__._)\\\\\\ > (_ (__ _) `. `. | | | | > (\\_/ / `. `. | | |_| > | | .' `. |__| > | | .' \__/ \__/ `. > /____\ .(\ (__) (__) `. > .' \\//()\\//()\\ `. > .' \/\__//\\__// `. > .' //\\ //\\ `. > / // // ||// > / (_)(_) (_)_) > / > "Where are we, Zmpftl? I do not visually > recognize this part of the Information > Superhighway. The road material appears > to be made out of common, Terran SOIL!" > > > * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * > * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * > > > > . * . . * . > . . . ..-"-.. . . . > . . . ..-" `. . . > . .' `. .-''-. > . * . .' `. .-' `. . > `. .' .' `. > `. .' .' `. > `...____.' .' > `. `. __..' > .' .' > .' '. > `. `. ......_____....._____ > __..--' `. `. `-----....._jro__....--- > > `. `-..__ ___ /\ > `. `. _( )_//\\ > ___ _ `-._ `. (_() _)/\\\ > _( ) ) `. `. (__ (_)__)\\\\ > (__ (_) _) .` .' (__\\__._)\\\\\\ > (_ (__ _) `. `. | | | | > (\\_/ / `. `. | | |_| > | | .' `. |__| > | | .' \__/ \__/ `. > /____\ .' (__) (__) /). > .' .//()\\//()\\// `. > .' //\__//\\__/\/ `. > .' \)||\\ (//\\ \ `. > ||// // // \ > (_)_)(_)(_) "Indeed. This section of the > Information Highway runs > through Oklahoma. It is > called a "dirt road"." > > > JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO > JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO > > > > . * . . * . > . . . ..-"-.. . . . > . . . ..-" `. . . > . .' `. .-''-. > . * . .' `. .-' `. . > `. .' .' `. > `. .' .' `. > `...____.' .' > `. `. __..' > .' .' > .' '. > `. `. ......_____....._____ > __..--' `. `. `-----....._jro__....--- > > `. `-..__ ___ /\ > `. `. _( )_//\\ > ___ _ `-._ `. (_() _)/\\\ > _( ) ) `. `. (__ (_)__)\\\\ > (__ (_) _) .` .' (__\\__._)\\\\\\ > (_ (__ _) `. `. | | | | > (\\_/ / `. `. | | |_| > | | .' `. |__| > | | .' \__/ \__/ `. > /____\ .(\ (__) (__) `. > .' \\//()\\//()\\ `. > .' \/\__//\\__// `. > .' ||\\ ||\\ `. > / //// ||// > / (_)_) (_)_) > "No wonder the Boss never > sees anyone elses' posts." > Oglesbee/'99 > finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis > finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis > Maybe those large hills get in the way sometimes, preventing satellite access? *-----------------------------------* | {"} Geraldine Jones {"} | | \|/ we9...@victoria.tc.ca \|/ | | http://www.victoria.tc.ca/~we993/ | *-----------------------------------*
Geraldine Jones <we9...@victoria.tc.ca> wrote in message news:Pine.GSO.3.95.iB1.0.990917202619.20010K-100000@vtn1... > > > Maybe those large hills get in the way sometimes, preventing satellite > access? Actually, they're small, rolling hills. Rarely over 1-500 feet high. And I just use the phone lines, currently. BUT... I did send the first two frames of this kartoon to my ISP (the third one was just for you folks, here, to ree-mind you I don't see your posts). Anyway, it looks like that finally got their a-tention. All of a sudden, there is a bunch of posts that have done showed up. So, now I will go and reed the thangs. JRO
JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message news:37e2ef9b@206.103.97.91... > > > > > > \__/ \__/ > /) (oo) __________________________ (oo) > \\//~~\\/| THE |\//~~\\ > \/\__/\/|_ _ _ _ ___ _ _ _ __|\/\__// > \\\\ ||\/|/_\|_) | |/_\|\ |(_ | //// > //// || || || \ | || || \|__)| \\\\ > (_)_) |________________________| (_(_) > by JRO > ============================================================ > > > . * . . * . > . . . ..-"-.. . . . > . . . ..-" `. . . > . .' `. .-''-. > . * . .' `. .-' `. . > `. .' .' `. > `. .' .' `. > `...____.' .' > `. `. __..' > .' .' > .' '. > `. `. ......_____....._____ > __..--' `. `. `-----....._jro__....--- > `. `-..__ ___ /\ > `. `. _( )_//\\ > ___ _ `-._ `. (_() _)/\\\ > _( ) ) `. `. (__ (_)__)\\\\ > (__ (_) _) .` .' (__\\__._)\\\\\\ > (_ (__ _) `. `. | | | | > (\\_/ / `. `. | | |_| > | | .' `. |__| > | | .' \__/ \__/ `. > /____\ .(\ (__) (__) `. > .' \\//()\\//()\\ `. > .' \/\__//\\__// `. > .' //\\ //\\ `. > / // // ||// > / (_)(_) (_)_) > / > "Where are we, Zmpftl? I do not visually > recognize this part of the Information > Superhighway. The road material appears > to be made out of common, Terran SOIL!" > > > * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * > * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * > > > > . * . . * . > . . . ..-"-.. . . . > . . . ..-" `. . . > . .' `. .-''-. > . * . .' `. .-' `. . > `. .' .' `. > `. .' .' `. > `...____.' .' > `. `. __..' > .' .' > .' '. > `. `. ......_____....._____ > __..--' `. `. `-----....._jro__....--- > > `. `-..__ ___ /\ > `. `. _( )_//\\ > ___ _ `-._ `. (_() _)/\\\ > _( ) ) `. `. (__ (_)__)\\\\ > (__ (_) _) .` .' (__\\__._)\\\\\\ > (_ (__ _) `. `. | | | | > (\\_/ / `. `. | | |_| > | | .' `. |__| > | | .' \__/ \__/ `. > /____\ .' (__) (__) /). > .' .//()\\//()\\// `. > .' //\__//\\__/\/ `. > .' \)||\\ (//\\ \ `. > ||// // // \ > (_)_)(_)(_) "Indeed. This section of the > Information Highway runs > through Oklahoma. It is > called a "dirt road"." > > > JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO > JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO > > > > . * . . * . > . . . ..-"-.. . . . > . . . ..-" `. . . > . .' `. .-''-. > . * . .' `. .-' `. . > `. .' .' `. > `. .' .' `. > `...____.' .' > `. `. __..' > .' .' > .' '. > `. `. ......_____....._____ > __..--' `. `. `-----....._jro__....--- > > `. `-..__ ___ /\ > `. `. _( )_//\\ > ___ _ `-._ `. (_() _)/\\\ > _( ) ) `. `. (__ (_)__)\\\\ > (__ (_) _) .` .' (__\\__._)\\\\\\ > (_ (__ _) `. `. | | | | > (\\_/ / `. `. | | |_| > | | .' `. |__| > | | .' \__/ \__/ `. > /____\ .(\ (__) (__) `. > .' \\//()\\//()\\ `. > .' \/\__//\\__// `. > .' ||\\ ||\\ `. > / //// ||// > / (_)_) (_)_) > "No wonder the Boss never > sees anyone elses' posts." > Oglesbee/'99 > finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis > finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis > I dont think you should 'pave paradise' but perhaps a little tree trimmin' and a little cement here and there will help ;) Prudence >
Cute Johnathon. My grandpa is from Pithcer Oklohoma and I've got family in Miami Oklohoma. I was the a couple years ago visiting and just about went through withdrawels not being able to log on from anywhere to even check email. Nice to see things have changed a bit. Here's hoping that you'll get DSL or something similar soon and never have to worry about missing posts again :). JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote: > | .' \__/ \__/ `. > /____\ .' (__) (__) /). > .' .//()\\//()\\// `. > .' //\__//\\__/\/ `. > .' \)||\\ (//\\ \ `. > ||// // // \ > (_)_)(_)(_) "Indeed. This section of the > Information Highway runs > through Oklahoma. It is > called a "dirt road"." > > > JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO > JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO > | | .' `. |__| > | | .' \__/ \__/ `. > /____\ .(\ (__) (__) `. > .' \\//()\\//()\\ `. > .' \/\__//\\__// `. > .' ||\\ ||\\ `. > / //// ||// > / (_)_) (_)_) > "No wonder the Boss never > sees anyone elses' posts." -- Insert something witty here
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