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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 16 Dec 2001.
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Elmo!

Elmo!

alt.ascii-art · 6 messages · 16 Dec 2001 - 18 Dec 2001
BlueSuedeChicken <blu...@aol.com> 16 Dec 2001 08:23 · permalink 
A poem about Elmo.

Elmo is fuzzy and red
Sometimes I'd like to bite his head
And make him bleed here and there
And tear out all his cute red hair
Stick needles in his lovely eyes
And taint him with purple dyes
And then stab him with a bow
I    love    Elmo

Blormgaffle.
-Sweek.
Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> 16 Dec 2001 12:02 · permalink 
Cool (weird) poem-- but better placed in alt.discordia . . .

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     qMMM____;M    ~ Taliszanna WhiteCrow ~  (a.k.a Jessie Brown OR
     qMMM.^^(Mp    Her Mighty Erisian Po*piness, Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
    .qMMM__=/Mp _/ http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/
    MMMMM_',MMp
Donderfliegen <ppu...@chello.balls.nl> ASCII art 16 Dec 2001 18:18 · permalink 
On Sun, 16 Dec 2001 06:02:07 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca>
provoked the following text:

>
>Cool (weird) poem-- but better placed in alt.discordia . . .

Or in alt.silly.little.newsgroup
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When I said "we", officer, I was referring to myself, the four young ladies, and, of course, the goat.
Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> 17 Dec 2001 05:06 · permalink 
On Sun, 16 Dec 2001, Donderfliegen wrote:

> On Sun, 16 Dec 2001 06:02:07 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca>
> provoked the following text:
> 
> >Cool (weird) poem-- but better placed in alt.discordia . . .
> 
> Or in alt.silly.little.newsgroup

     --alt.sweet.hot.elmo.love?

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      ,qppppp.      
     qMMM____;M    ~ Taliszanna WhiteCrow ~  (a.k.a Jessie Brown OR
     qMMM.^^(Mp    Her Mighty Erisian Po*piness, Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
    .qMMM__=/Mp _/ http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/
    MMMMM_',MMp
Donderfliegen <ppu...@chello.balls.nl> ASCII art 18 Dec 2001 01:13 · permalink 
On Sun, 16 Dec 2001 23:06:45 -0600, Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca>
provoked the following text:

>> >Cool (weird) poem-- but better placed in alt.discordia . . .
>> 
>> Or in alt.silly.little.newsgroup
>
>     --alt.sweet.hot.elmo.love?

Alt.fetish.elmo?
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Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> 18 Dec 2001 16:59 · permalink 
On Tue, 18 Dec 2001, Donderfliegen wrote:

> Alt.fetish.elmo?

LOL!
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