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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 30 Nov 2005.
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[PIC] Faith No More

[PIC] Faith No More

alt.ascii-art · 13 messages · 30 Nov 2005 - 3 Dec 2005
Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@gmail.com> ASCII art 30 Nov 2005 05:12 · permalink · report
Last night I asciified two lynx.  Both of which sucked so bad that I
deleted them.  The first time I have ever spent more than 30 minutes
on an ascii and didn't post it.  Not only did I not post them I
deleted them.

Today I was thinking about writing some sort of comparative list of
the number of people killed in Darfur, Iraq, Kosovo, Vietnam,
Afghanistan etc.  I was listening to Smashing Pumpkins and it hit me
that my goal for tonight was going to be to asciify something that
wasn't a woman or an animal.  It was going to be this:


                                __
                               /| \
                              / / |
                             /-'   \
                            /      /\
                            |     / |_
                            \    |    |
                           /     /    /
                          |  |  |    |
                          \  |   \ /\|/-.
                           \/  |\ \|-' /
                          .//   \_/   /
                         / /   |`    (
                         |/-\  |    | `-._
                             | /\  /\\    \_
                             | _/ |     \   \_
                             |/ \_ \     \-_- \
                                 / \| -.    ))|
                                / /\\ -.`\ // /
                               / / ||   \ \. /
                             .//|| //    \  \
                            /  / / / |     __)
                           /  /|/    |/|  /
                         ./ ./| |    | | |
                        /\_// | /  /|| | |
                       /_  /  / | | || \ |
                         \ \ //|  |/  \ \|     O
                        o \ `/    ||   \ \\___o___/O    o
                        _O_\-'    |/ /\|  |\---.__/_ .o
             Oo   o\_O-'-'  |  |  //|\    |\      `\` |_
              `o\.-'-'_._   / / /||  |\   \ \       `|'O
              o_| /  /  _`\/_/ / /|/|\\\ /\\_\__    .//-O
                \|   | / `--'.-.-/ |\| \| \`-._\`-./  -'
                O_\_ || /| -' //' _/    \__\o   o__.'\O
                  `-.o__.__--o__o'_`O--'O-  __.-'  /
                   |    `o --.___.-.-'---'/'   |  /
                   \                /  ./    _/ _/
                    `-___          / ./ .'--'_-'
                         `---..---/ /  //--''
                               \ /    /' :F_P:
                                |    \
                                | /\ /
                                 `\./

:F_P:#################################Tue Nov 29 2005#################

3 points to the first person to guess what it is.

-- 
  .-'))       fauxascii.com        ('-.  | It's a damn poor mind that
 ' ..-  .:" )               ( ":.  -.. ' | can only think of one way to
  ((,,_;'.;'   UIN=66618055  ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word.
        ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._))        | - Andrew Jackson

Faux_Pseudo wrote:
> Last night I asciified two lynx.  Both of which sucked so bad that I
> deleted them.  The first time I have ever spent more than 30 minutes
> on an ascii and didn't post it.  Not only did I not post them I
> deleted them.
>
> Today I was thinking about writing some sort of comparative list of
> the number of people killed in Darfur, Iraq, Kosovo, Vietnam,
> Afghanistan etc.  I was listening to Smashing Pumpkins and it hit me
> that my goal for tonight was going to be to asciify something that
> wasn't a woman or an animal.  It was going to be this:
>
>
>                                 __
>                                /| \
>                               / / |
>                              /-'   \
>                             /      /\
>                             |     / |_
>                             \    |    |
>                            /     /    /
>                           |  |  |    |
>                           \  |   \ /\|/-.
>                            \/  |\ \|-' /
>                           .//   \_/   /
>                          / /   |`    (
>                          |/-\  |    | `-._
>                              | /\  /\\    \_
>                              | _/ |     \   \_
>                              |/ \_ \     \-_- \
>                                  / \| -.    ))|
>                                 / /\\ -.`\ // /
>                                / / ||   \ \. /
>                              .//|| //    \  \
>                             /  / / / |     __)
>                            /  /|/    |/|  /
>                          ./ ./| |    | | |
>                         /\_// | /  /|| | |
>                        /_  /  / | | || \ |
>                          \ \ //|  |/  \ \|     O
>                         o \ `/    ||   \ \\___o___/O    o
>                         _O_\-'    |/ /\|  |\---.__/_ .o
>              Oo   o\_O-'-'  |  |  //|\    |\      `\` |_
>               `o\.-'-'_._   / / /||  |\   \ \       `|'O
>               o_| /  /  _`\/_/ / /|/|\\\ /\\_\__    .//-O
>                 \|   | / `--'.-.-/ |\| \| \`-._\`-./  -'
>                 O_\_ || /| -' //' _/    \__\o   o__.'\O
>                   `-.o__.__--o__o'_`O--'O-  __.-'  /
>                    |    `o --.___.-.-'---'/'   |  /
>                    \                /  ./    _/ _/
>                     `-___          / ./ .'--'_-'
>                          `---..---/ /  //--''
>                                \ /    /' :F_P:
>                                 |    \
>                                 | /\ /
>                                  `\./
>
>> F_P:#################################Tue Nov 29 2005#################
>
> 3 points to the first person to guess what it is.

You gave it away with the subject of the post.  It's the torch thingy from
the cover of the Faith No More CD "The Real Thing".  Where can I redeem
those points?

drax

_.-In alt.ascii-art, drax wrote the following -._
>> 3 points to the first person to guess what it is.
>
> You gave it away with the subject of the post.  It's the torch thingy from
> the cover of the Faith No More CD "The Real Thing".  Where can I redeem
> those points?

They are usable at any store that accepts karma.

-- 
  .-'))       fauxascii.com        ('-.  | It's a damn poor mind that
 ' ..-  .:" )               ( ":.  -.. ' | can only think of one way to
  ((,,_;'.;'   UIN=66618055  ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word.
        ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._))        | - Andrew Jackson

Faux_Pseudo wrote:
> _.-In alt.ascii-art, drax wrote the following -._
>>> 3 points to the first person to guess what it is.
>>
>> You gave it away with the subject of the post.  It's the torch
>> thingy from the cover of the Faith No More CD "The Real Thing".
>> Where can I redeem those points?
>
> They are usable at any store that accepts karma.

Sweet, I can use all the good karma I can get.

drax

>>>You gave it away with the subject of the post.  It's the torch
>>>thingy from the cover of the Faith No More CD "The Real Thing".
>>>Where can I redeem those points?
>>
>>They are usable at any store that accepts karma.
> 
> 
> Sweet, I can use all the good karma I can get.
> 
> drax

Drax you karmawhore ! ;)

On Wed, 30 Nov 2005 09:32:54 -0500, "drax"
<dra...@spamsandwichhotmail.com> wrote:

>Faux_Pseudo wrote:
>> _.-In alt.ascii-art, drax wrote the following -._
>>>> 3 points to the first person to guess what it is.
>>>
>>> You gave it away with the subject of the post.  It's the torch
>>> thingy from the cover of the Faith No More CD "The Real Thing".
>>> Where can I redeem those points?
>>
>> They are usable at any store that accepts karma.
>
>Sweet, I can use all the good karma I can get.

Err... who said anything about "good" karma?

Default User wrote:
> On Wed, 30 Nov 2005 09:32:54 -0500, "drax"
> <dra...@spamsandwichhotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Faux_Pseudo wrote:
>>> _.-In alt.ascii-art, drax wrote the following -._
>>>>> 3 points to the first person to guess what it is.
>>>>
>>>> You gave it away with the subject of the post.  It's the torch
>>>> thingy from the cover of the Faith No More CD "The Real Thing".
>>>> Where can I redeem those points?
>>>
>>> They are usable at any store that accepts karma.
>>
>> Sweet, I can use all the good karma I can get.
>
> Err... who said anything about "good" karma?

negative karma points?

Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote:
>>>> You gave it away with the subject of the post.  It's the torch
>>>> thingy from the cover of the Faith No More CD "The Real Thing".
>>>> Where can I redeem those points?
>>>
>>> They are usable at any store that accepts karma.
>>
>>
>> Sweet, I can use all the good karma I can get.
>>
>> drax
>
> Drax you karmawhore ! ;)

just trying to get back to zero

Elmo <elm...@iglou.invalid> 30 Nov 2005 20:49 · permalink · report
drax wrote:
> Faux_Pseudo wrote:
> 
>>Last night I asciified two lynx.  Both of which sucked so bad that I
>>deleted them.  The first time I have ever spent more than 30 minutes
>>on an ascii and didn't post it.  Not only did I not post them I
>>deleted them.
>>
>>Today I was thinking about writing some sort of comparative list of
>>the number of people killed in Darfur, Iraq, Kosovo, Vietnam,
>>Afghanistan etc.  I was listening to Smashing Pumpkins and it hit me
>>that my goal for tonight was going to be to asciify something that
>>wasn't a woman or an animal.  It was going to be this:
>>
>>
>>                                __
>>                               /| \
>>                              / / |
>>                             /-'   \
>>                            /      /\
>>                            |     / |_
>>                            \    |    |
>>                           /     /    /
>>                          |  |  |    |
>>                          \  |   \ /\|/-.
>>                           \/  |\ \|-' /
>>                          .//   \_/   /
>>                         / /   |`    (
>>                         |/-\  |    | `-._
>>                             | /\  /\\    \_
>>                             | _/ |     \   \_
>>                             |/ \_ \     \-_- \
>>                                 / \| -.    ))|
>>                                / /\\ -.`\ // /
>>                               / / ||   \ \. /
>>                             .//|| //    \  \
>>                            /  / / / |     __)
>>                           /  /|/    |/|  /
>>                         ./ ./| |    | | |
>>                        /\_// | /  /|| | |
>>                       /_  /  / | | || \ |
>>                         \ \ //|  |/  \ \|     O
>>                        o \ `/    ||   \ \\___o___/O    o
>>                        _O_\-'    |/ /\|  |\---.__/_ .o
>>             Oo   o\_O-'-'  |  |  //|\    |\      `\` |_
>>              `o\.-'-'_._   / / /||  |\   \ \       `|'O
>>              o_| /  /  _`\/_/ / /|/|\\\ /\\_\__    .//-O
>>                \|   | / `--'.-.-/ |\| \| \`-._\`-./  -'
>>                O_\_ || /| -' //' _/    \__\o   o__.'\O
>>                  `-.o__.__--o__o'_`O--'O-  __.-'  /
>>                   |    `o --.___.-.-'---'/'   |  /
>>                   \                /  ./    _/ _/
>>                    `-___          / ./ .'--'_-'
>>                         `---..---/ /  //--''
>>                               \ /    /' :F_P:
>>                                |    \
>>                                | /\ /
>>                                 `\./
>>
>>
>>>F_P:#################################Tue Nov 29 2005#################
>>
>>3 points to the first person to guess what it is.
> 
> 
> You gave it away with the subject of the post.  It's the torch thingy from
> the cover of the Faith No More CD "The Real Thing".  Where can I redeem
> those points?
> 
> drax

And I thought it was Squidward standing in a bird bath.

-- 
Joe   =o)
___
\o `
  &
/ \
  �

Melkuth <Mel...@gmail.com> 30 Nov 2005 21:32 · permalink · report
drax wrote:
> Default User wrote:
> 
>>On Wed, 30 Nov 2005 09:32:54 -0500, "drax"
>><dra...@spamsandwichhotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Faux_Pseudo wrote:
>>>
>>>>_.-In alt.ascii-art, drax wrote the following -._
>>>>
>>>>>>3 points to the first person to guess what it is.
>>>>>
>>>>>You gave it away with the subject of the post.  It's the torch
>>>>>thingy from the cover of the Faith No More CD "The Real Thing".
>>>>>Where can I redeem those points?
>>>>
>>>>They are usable at any store that accepts karma.
>>>
>>>Sweet, I can use all the good karma I can get.
>>
>>Err... who said anything about "good" karma?
> 
> 
> negative karma points?
> 
> 

I'm way into the negative DKP with my guild. About 30 more hours in 
Molten Core should put me back in the black. Unless some more 
Nightslayer drops....

Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@gmail.com> wrote:
>Last night I asciified two lynx.  Both of which sucked so bad that I
>deleted them.  The first time I have ever spent more than 30 minutes
>on an ascii and didn't post it.  Not only did I not post them I
>deleted them.
>
>Today I was thinking about writing some sort of comparative list of
>the number of people killed in Darfur, Iraq, Kosovo, Vietnam,
>Afghanistan etc.  I was listening to Smashing Pumpkins and it hit me
>that my goal for tonight was going to be to asciify something that
>wasn't a woman or an animal.  It was going to be this:
>
>
>                                __
>                               /| \
>                              / / |
>                             /-'   \
>                            /      /\
>                            |     / |_
>                            \    |    |
>                           /     /    /
>                          |  |  |    |
>                          \  |   \ /\|/-.
>                           \/  |\ \|-' /
>                          .//   \_/   /
>                         / /   |`    (
>                         |/-\  |    | `-._
>                             | /\  /\\    \_
>                             | _/ |     \   \_
>                             |/ \_ \     \-_- \
>                                 / \| -.    ))|
>                                / /\\ -.`\ // /
>                               / / ||   \ \. /
>                             .//|| //    \  \
>                            /  / / / |     __)
>                           /  /|/    |/|  /
>                         ./ ./| |    | | |
>                        /\_// | /  /|| | |
>                       /_  /  / | | || \ |
>                         \ \ //|  |/  \ \|     O
>                        o \ `/    ||   \ \\___o___/O    o
>                        _O_\-'    |/ /\|  |\---.__/_ .o
>             Oo   o\_O-'-'  |  |  //|\    |\      `\` |_
>              `o\.-'-'_._   / / /||  |\   \ \       `|'O
>              o_| /  /  _`\/_/ / /|/|\\\ /\\_\__    .//-O
>                \|   | / `--'.-.-/ |\| \| \`-._\`-./  -'
>                O_\_ || /| -' //' _/    \__\o   o__.'\O
>                  `-.o__.__--o__o'_`O--'O-  __.-'  /
>                   |    `o --.___.-.-'---'/'   |  /
>                   \                /  ./    _/ _/
>                    `-___          / ./ .'--'_-'
>                         `---..---/ /  //--''
>                               \ /    /' :F_P:
>                                |    \
>                                | /\ /
>                                 `\./
>
>:F_P:#################################Tue Nov 29 2005#################
>
>3 points to the first person to guess what it is.

FNM RULEZ

_.-In alt.ascii-art, Bateau wrote the following -._
>>:F_P:#################################Tue Nov 29 2005#################
>> Faith No More 
>
> FNM RULEZ

They ruled.  Now they are no more.  Before that they sucked, before
that they ruled.

Introduce Yourself was good
The Real Thing was amazing.  No band has ever done a better job of
replacing their front man.  I doubt band every will.
Angel Dust ranks as one of my top five favorite records of all time.
King for a Day sucked like few things have sucked before.

-- 
  .-'))       fauxascii.com        ('-.  | It's a damn poor mind that
 ' ..-  .:" )               ( ":.  -.. ' | can only think of one way to
  ((,,_;'.;'   UIN=66618055  ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word.
        ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._))        | - Andrew Jackson

MikeReynolds <mre...@invalid.com> ASCII art 3 Dec 2005 04:07 · permalink · report
>
>                                __
>                               /| \
>                              / / |
>                             /-'   \
>                            /      /\
>                            |     / |_
>                            \    |    |
>                           /     /    /
>                          |  |  |    |
>                          \  |   \ /\|/-.
>                           \/  |\ \|-' /
>                          .//   \_/   /
>                         / /   |`    (
>                         |/-\  |    | `-._
>                             | /\  /\\    \_
>                             | _/ |     \   \_
>                             |/ \_ \     \-_- \
>                                 / \| -.    ))|
>                                / /\\ -.`\ // /
>                               / / ||   \ \. /
>                             .//|| //    \  \
>                            /  / / / |     __)
>                           /  /|/    |/|  /
>                         ./ ./| |    | | |
>                        /\_// | /  /|| | |
>                       /_  /  / | | || \ |
>                         \ \ //|  |/  \ \|     O
>                        o \ `/    ||   \ \\___o___/O    o
>                        _O_\-'    |/ /\|  |\---.__/_ .o
>             Oo   o\_O-'-'  |  |  //|\    |\      `\` |_
>              `o\.-'-'_._   / / /||  |\   \ \       `|'O
>              o_| /  /  _`\/_/ / /|/|\\\ /\\_\__    .//-O
>                \|   | / `--'.-.-/ |\| \| \`-._\`-./  -'
>                O_\_ || /| -' //' _/    \__\o   o__.'\O
>                  `-.o__.__--o__o'_`O--'O-  __.-'  /
>                   |    `o --.___.-.-'---'/'   |  /
>                   \                /  ./    _/ _/
>                    `-___          / ./ .'--'_-'
>                         `---..---/ /  //--''
>                               \ /    /' :F_P:
>                                |    \
>                                | /\ /
>                                 `\./
>
>:F_P:#################################Tue Nov 29 2005#################
>
>
> FNM RULEZ

Agreed. I think this is one of my favorite faux_ascii pieces.

    .---------------.
.__.|I have no ascii|__.
|ob or otherwise I hope|________.
|         that this will suffice|
'-------------------------------'
Bad hauiku I know ;^), but I don't have much of a collection yet.

-- 
Best Regards,

Mike Reynolds

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