Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 12 Jul 1996.
***Marijuana Alternative***
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 12 Jul 1996
If you don't smoke pot for any of the following reasons then consider this break-through in herbal technology... - Because it makes you hungry and/or tired.. - For legal reasons.. - For the death of your brain cells.. - For the high prices.. - Or for the troublesome availability.. Herbajuana is a geneticly engineered product. Two minutes upon receiving your Herbajuana supply, you will find that Herbajuana looks, feels, smokes, smells, and tastes just like actual marijuana buds. We guarantee that you will have tingles through your body within 10 minutes of your first bowl. A high matching that of an equivelent supply of high quality marijuana. You will also notice that when smoked out of a bong or a pipe, it will hit your lungs in a cooler, and smoother way than any other breed of marijuana. The average Herbajuana bud is 2 to 3 inches long. Although it is not uncommon to find buds as long as 7 inches in one of our ounces. We guarantee all ounces to weigh at least 32 grams. All ounces will come with a certificate including the date of cropping and the digitally measured weight printed clearly below our trademark. Herbajuana prices ---------------------------- 1 ounce of certified Herbajuana buds.....$50.00... (Hydroponic)$60.00 1 quarter pound of certified Herbajuana buds...$175.00...(Hydroponic)$200.00 -------------- New sample packs!! 1/8 oz. of Herbajuana Buds ... and... 1/8 oz. of Hydroponic HJ Buds for $20.00!! -------------- All orders $50.00 and over come with a complete product listing. Keep in mind Herbajuana is neither a male plant or a female plant. It is a geneticly engineered breed which contains a thc derivitive needed to get you high without the Marijuana or Hemp title or exact genetic characteristics needed to be called "Marijuana." We guarantee you will be shocked at the similarity to marijuana in every aspect. Because of the recent rash of bad checks received; until we get our electronic checking system installed, we are unable to accept personal checks. Cash and or Money Orders are preferred especially for ease of and the high speed of processing, shipping, and handling. All cash and or money order sales are guaranteed to be shipped on the same day of payment. All orders $50.00 and over are sent via 2nd day air. They are also stamped no signature required. This means if noone is home to receive the shipment, it will still be either left on the doorstep, in the mailbox, or in between the screen door and the normal door. All orders under $50.00 dollars are sent via ground ups. All shipping and handling fees are paid for in the initial price of the product. Please make all money orders payable to Anthony Ahenakew. Our written guarantee is included with all orders. email: Her...@aol.com Anthony Ahenakew (H.D.I) East. 5012 29th Ave. Spokane, WA 99223 U.S.A.
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