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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 11 Sep 1996.
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$$CLICK FOR MONEY$$

$$CLICK FOR MONEY$$

alt.ascii-art · 2 messages · 11 Sep 1996 - 12 Sep 1996
RenHa <ren...@slipshot.com> 11 Sep 1996 00:00 · permalink · report
 

 This works, I did it and have already received $682.00 in the past

 

 week.

 

 *******************************************************************

 

 *****

 

 Hello! I've got some awesome news that I think you need to take two

 

 minutes to read if you have ever thought "How could I make some

 

 serious cash in a hurry???" , or been in serious debt,  ready to do

 

 almost anything to get the money needed to pay off those bill

 

 collectors. So grab a snack, a warm cup of coffee, or a glass of

 

 your

 

 favorite beverage, get comfortable and listen to this interesting,

 

 exciting find!

 

    Let me start by saying that I FINALLY FOUND IT! That's right!. I

 

 found it! And I HATE GET RICH QUICK SCHEMES!! I hate those schemes

 

 like multi-level marketing, mail-order schemes, envelope stuffing

 

 scams, 900 number scams... the list goes on forever. I have tried

 

 every darn get rich quick scheme out there over the past 12 years.

 

 I

 

 somehow got on mailing lists for people looking to make money (more

 

 like 'desperate stupid people who will try anything for money!').

 

 Well,  when I was a teenager,  these claims to 'get me rich quick'

 

 sounded irresistible! I would shell out $14.95 here, $29.95 there,

 

 $24.95 here, and another $49.95 there.  I had maxed out my new

 

 Circuit

 

 City Card AND my Visa...I was desperate for money!!  So, I gave

 

 them

 

 all a chance but failed at every one of them! Maybe they worked for

 

 some people, but not for me.  Eventually, I just tossed that JUNK

 

 MAIL

 

 in the trash when I got the mail.  I recognized it right away.  I

 

 can

 

 smell a money scam from a mile away these days,  SO I THOUGHT....

 

 I thought I could sniff out a scam easily.  WAS I WRONG!!  ....I

 

 LOVE

 

 THE INTERNET!!!

 

    I was scanning thru a NEWSGROUP and saw an article stating to

 

 GET CASH FAST!!  I thought..."Here on the Internet??  Well, I'll

 

 just

 

 have to see what schemes could possibly be on the internet." The

 

 article described a way to MAIL A ONE DOLLAR BILL TO ONLY FIVE

 

 PEOPLE

 

 AND MAKE $50, 0000 IN CASH WITHIN 4 WEEKS!  Well, the more I

 

 thought

 

 about it, the more I became very curious. Why? Because of the way

 

 it

 

 worked AND BECAUSE IT WOULD ONLY COST ME FIVE DOLLARS (AND FIVE

 

 STAMPS), THAT'S ALL I EVER PAY....EVER!!

 

    Ok, so the $50,000 in cash was maybe a tough amount to reach,

 

 but

 

 it was possible.  I knew that I could at least get a return of

 

 $1,000

 

 or so.  So I did it!! As per the instructions in the article, I

 

 mailed

 

 out ('snail mail'for you e-mail fanatics) a single dollar bill to

 

 each

 

 of the five people on the list that was contained in the article.

 

 I

 

 included a small note, with the dollar, that stated "Please Add Me

 

 To

 

 Your List."  I then removed the first position name of the five

 

 names

 

 listed and moved everyone up one position, and I put my name in

 

 position five of the list.  This is how the money starts rolling

 

 in!

 

 I then took this revised article now with my name on the list and

 

 REPOSTED IT ON AS MANY NEWSGROUPS AND LOCAL BULLETIN BOARD

 

 MESSAGE AREAS THAT I KNEW.  I then waited to watch the money come

 

 in...prepared to maybe receive about $1000 to $1500 in cash or

 

 so....

 

 But what a welcome surprise when those envelopes kept coming in!!!

 

  I

 

 knew what they were as soon as I saw the return addresses from

 

 people

 

 all over the world-Most from the U.S., but some from Canada and

 Latinamerica, even

 

 some from Australia!  I tell you, THAT WAS EXCITING!!  So how much did 



 get in total return?  $1000? $5000? Not even!!! I received a total

 

 of

 

 $23,343!!!  I couldn't believe it!!

 

    I now have a brand new black Acura Integra to speak for, due to

 

 this!! Now after almost 8 months, I am ready to do it again!!! So

 

 maybe it was possible to get $50,000 in cash, I don't know, but  IT

 

 COMPLETELY DEPENDS ON YOU, THE INDIVIDUAL!  You must follow through

 

 and repost this article everywhere you can think of!  The more

 

 postings you achieve will determine how much cash will arrive in

 

 your

 

 very own mailbox!!  It's just too easy to pass up!!!

 

    Let's review the reasons why you should do this:  The only cost

 

 factors are for the five stamps, the 5 envelopes and the 5 one

 

 dollar



 bills that you send out to the listed names by snail mail (US

 

 Postal

 

 Service Mail).  Then just simply repost the article (WITH YOUR NAME

 

 ADDED) to all the newsgroups and local BBS's you can.  Then sit

 

 back

 

 and, (ironically), enjoy walking (you can run if you like! :o  )

 

 down

 

 your driveway to your mailbox and scoop up your rewards!!  We all

 

 have

 

 five dollars to put into such an easy effortless investment with

 

 SPECTACULAR REALISTIC RETURNS OF $15,000 to $25,000 in about 3-5

 

 weeks!  So HOLD OFF ON THOSE LOTTERY NUMBERS FOR TODAY,EAT AT HOME

 

 TONIGHT INSTEAD OF TAKEOUT FROM McDONALDS AND INVEST FIVE  DOLLARS

 

 IN

 

 THIS AMAZING MONEY MAKING SYSTEM NOW!!! YOU CAN'T LOSE!!

 

    So how do you do it exactly, you ask?  I have carefully provided

 

 the mostdetailed, yet straightforward instructions on how to easily

 

 get this underway and get your cash on its way. SO, ARE YOU READY

 

 TO

 

 MAKE SOME CASH!!!?? HERE WE GO!!!

 

 *** THE LIST OF NAMES IS AT THE END OF THIS ARTICLE. ***

 

 OK,  Read this carefully.  Get a printout of this information, if

 

 you

 

 like, so you can easily refer to it as often as needed.

 

 INSTRUCTIONS:

 

 1.  Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following:

 

 "Please add my name to your list".  This creates a service out of

 

  this

 

 money making system and thus making it completely legal. You are

 

 not

 

 just randomly sending a dollar to someone, you are paying one

 

 dollar

 

 for a legitimate service.  Make sure  you include your name and

 

 address.  I assure you that,  again,  this is completely legal!

 

 For a

 

 neat little twist, also write what slot their name was in: "You

 

 were

 

 in slot 3",  Just to add a little fun!  This is all about having

 

 fun

 

 and making money at the same time!

 

 2.  Now fold this sheet of paper around a dollar bill ,(no checks

 

 or



 money orders), and put them into an envelope and send it on its way

 

 to

 

 the five people listed.  The folding of the paper around the bill

 

 will

 

 insure its arrival to its recipient. THIS STEP IS IMPORTANT!!

 

 3.  Now listen carefully, here's where you get YOUR MONEY COMING TO

 

 YOUR MAILBOX.   Look at the list of five people;  remove the first

 

 name from position one and move everyone on the list up slot one on

 

 the list.  Position 2 name will now move to the position 1 slot ,

 

 position 3 will now become position 2, 4 will be be 3, 5 wil be 4.

 

 Now put your name, address, zipcode AND COUNTRY in position 5, the

 

 bottom position on the list.

 

 4.  Now upload this updated file to as many newsgroups and local

 

 bulletin boards' message areas & file section as possible.

 

 (Experiments tell that at least should mail to 200 newsgroup to make

 

 this working) Give acatchy description of the file so it gets noticed!!

 

 Such as:

 

 "NEED FAST CASH?, HERE IT IS!" or "NEED CASH TO PAY OFF

 

 YOUR DEBTS??",  etc.  And the more uploads, the more money you will

 

 make, and of course, the more money the others on the list will

 

 make

 

 too.  LET'S ALL TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER BY BEING HONEST AND BY

 

 PUTTING

 

 FORTH 120 PERCENT INTO THIS PROFITABLE & AMAZING SYSTEM!!! You'll

 

 reap

 

 the benefits, believe me!!! Set a goal for the number of total

 

 uploads

 

 you'll post, such as 15-20 postings or more!  Always have a goal in

 

 mind!!! If you can UUE encode the file when uploading,  that will

 

 make

 

 it easier for the people to receive it and have it downloaded to

 

 their

 

 hard drive.  That way they get a copy of the article right on their

 

 computer without hassles of viewing and then saving the article

 

 from

 

 the File menu. Don't alter the file type, leave it as an MS-DOS

 

 Text

 

 file. The best test is to be able to view this file using

 

 Microsoft's

 

 Notepad for Windows 3.x or WordPad for Windows '95. If the margins

 

 look right without making the screen slide left or right when at

 

 the

 

 ends of the sentences, you're in business!

 

 5.  If you need help uploading, simply ask the sysop of the BBS, or

 

 "POST" a message on a newsgroup asking how to post a file, tell

 

 them

 

 who your Internet provider is and PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE GLAD TO

 

 HELP.

 

 I would try to describe how to do it but there are simply too many

 

 internet software packages with slightly different yet relatively

 

 simple ways to post or upload a file.  Just ask for help or look in

 

 the help section for 'posting'. I do know that for GNN, you simply

 

 select 'POST' then enter a catchy description under the subject

 

 box,

 

 choose 'ATTACH', selecting 'UUE' and NOT 'TXT', then choose

 

 'Browse'

 

 to go look for the file. Find your text file CASH.TXT and click on

 

 it

 

 and choose 'OK'.  Place a one line statement in the main body

 

 section

 

 of the message post screen. Something like "Download this to read

 

 how

 

 to get cash arriving in your mailbox with no paybacks!" or

 

 whatever.

 

 Just make sure it represents its true feasibility, NOT something

 

 like..."Get one million dollars flooding in your mailbox in two

 

 days!"

 

 You'll never get ANY responses!

 

 6.  And this is the step I like.  JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE

 

 BECAUSE

 

 CASH IS ON THE WAY!!  Expect to see a little money start to

 

 trickle in around 2 weeks, but AT ABOUT WEEKS 3 & 4, THE MONEY

 

 STORM

 

 WILL HIT YOUR MAILBOX!! All you have to do is take it out of the

 

 mailbox and try not to scream too loud (outside anyway) when you

 

 realize YOU HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST!!

 

 7.  So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then get that something

 

 special you always wanted or buy that special person in your life

 

 (or

 

 the one you want in your life)  a gift they'll never forget.  ENJOY

 

 LIFE!

 

 8.  Now when you get low on this money supply,  simply re-activate

 

 this file again; Reposting it in the old places where you

 

 originally

 

 posted and possibly some new places you now know of. Don't ever

 

 lose

 

 this file, always keep a copy at your reach for when you ever need

 

 cash.  THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE TOOL THAT YOU CAN ALWAYS RE-USE TIME

 

 AND

 

 TIME AGAIN WHEN CASH IS NEEDED!

 

 9.  (This step added by Charles Reiley).  Hello, This is exciting,

 

 isn't it?! While I'm on the list, just add a note saying "Please

 

 include extra money tips" with your name & E-MAIL address, and I

 

 will

 

 (FOR FREE) send you some neat methods to increase the money you

 

 will

 

 receive with this plan. Why?... Why not? I'm not a selfish jerk...I

 

 like helping out others. E-mail just makes it a touch easier and

 

 cheaper, too!  After I drop off the list, I can no longer offer you

 

 this advice, obviously, but maybe someone else who gets my tips

 

 will

 

 offer and simply replace my name on this step number 9. Good luck

 

 and

 

 give this plan your all, it will definitely pay off! Like Mike

 

 said,

 

 HAVE FUN WITH IT!!!

 

 10. (This comment added by Mike Lorincz) Hell dude, this is great,

 

 just

 

 send the money and wait like 1 week, then all of a sudden,

 

 BOOOOOOM!

 

 Mail flood full of dollar bills. Hahahah its great

 

 ******************************************************************

 

 ******************************************************************

 

 THE NAMES LIST       THE NAMES LIST      THE NAME LIST

 

 ******************************************************************

 

 *     HONESTY IS WHAT MAKES THIS PROGRAM SUCCESSFUL!!!

 

 *

 

 *

 

 *

 

 *

 

 *  1. Shane Uhlir

 

 *     121 S. Beltwoods Dr.

 

 *     DeSoto, TX 75115

 

 *

 

 *  2. Sandy Kim

 

 *     3047 David Ave #10

 

 *     Campbell, CA 95128

 

 *

 

 *  3. Andrew Zalewski

 

 *     80 Willamere Dr.

 

 *     Scarborough, Ontario M1M 1W8

 

 *     Canada

 

 *

 

 *  4. Renee Harvey

 

 *     102 laurelwood dr

 

 *     Downingtown, PA 19335

 

 *     USA

 

 * 5. Raul Gomez

 

 *    Tr. 30 # 101 -10

 

 *    Santafe de Bogota D.C.

 

 *    Colombia, Southamerica

 

 *******************************************************************

 

 ****

 

 This works, I did it and have already received $682.00 in the past

 

 week.

 

 *******************************************************************

RenHa wrote:
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>  This works, I did it and have already received $682.00 in the past week.
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