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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 21 Jan 1997.
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Making money has never been easier!!!

Making money has never been easier!!!

alt.ascii-art · 5 messages · 21 Jan 1997 - 3 Feb 1997
iro...@htp.net 21 Jan 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
YES THATS RIGHT!!!, just try this and see what happens.  It cant hurt to
try. Just take a few minutes to read how this can make your LIFE so much 
EASIER with a $5 investment. Ever wondered how those get rich by mail things
work, well read on and find out.

I was once a doubting Thomas also, one who never thought any of those
schemes worked or where even legal.  But after hearing so much about it and
all those testimonials I thought HEY, WHY NOT TRY! And I did.  
Now with the Internet this money making idea gets even better.  Why do you 
see so many of these get rich quick messages on the Internet? IT REALLY 
WORKS. Besides whats $5, Consider it an investment.  Take this advice,
if it doesn't recover your time and money, don't try it again.

HOW DO I DO THIS?

Step #1)
 Invest your $5 by writing your name and address on five pieces of
paper along with this statement; " Please put me on your mailing list".  In
this way you are not just sending on dollar to someone, you are paying for
a service, legitimately.  Fold the $1 and insert in the piece of paper so
that it can not be see through the envelope( so that nosy people don't see
the money and liberate it, if you know what I mean). Mail the envelopes to
the following address and WAIT FOR THE $$$.

#1)   	Chad Collier
	2785 Cold Springs Rd, #49
	Placerville, CA 95667, US

#2)  	Steve Boltinhouse
	1009 Bird St.
	Hannibal, MO 63401, US

#3)	Eugene Safronov
	1682 Kalakana Ave., #102
	Honolulu, HI 96826, US

#4) 	Rob Sharp
	23411 Summerfield, 21-H
	Aliso Viejo, CA 92656

#5)	Bob Dacker
	208 Seneca St.
	Ronkonkoma NY 11779

STEP#2

No here is how you get paid. Where the investment pays off.  Where the $$
comes home! Now remove the top name from the list (#1) and move all other
names up one ( #2 become #1, #3 become #2, #4 becomes #3, and #5 becomes
#4) then add your name and address as the new number 5.  You can
personalize your article if you chose or you can just use this one.

STEP#3
Now post this article with the new names and addresses to as many newsgroups
as possible.  There are at least 19000 newsgroups at any one time, take
advantage of this. REMEMBER, the more exposer you get, the more money you
will earn!

STEP#4
Be imaginative, try other avenues for distributing your lists.  If  you
have a web site, try that. It is important to remember that the more 
exposure you get the more returns you can expect.  The golden rule
in direct marketing is exposure.  If you only get responses from 1% and in
turn 1% from their mailings and so on, you can see where they money comes.

HOW IT WORKS

Out of every block of posts you make,  let's say you get back 5 responses. 
Yes that's right, only FIVE. With your name at number 5 you make your 
investment back. Each additional person who sent you $1 will also make
 250 additional postings with your name at #4 , 1000 posting will now earn 
you $50!!!

Now these 50 people will make 250 postings each with your name at #3 or
10,000 postings.  5,000 return = $5000 in CASH.
 
Finally, 5000 people make postings with your name at Number 1 and you get a
return of $60,000 before your name drops off the list.  Next step try it
again, and again.  You are only limited by your imagination.

FINAL THOUGHT

In order for this system to work and remain legal, you have to follow the
steps and send your $5.  Honesty is always the best policy.  Good luck,
have fun and make some serious money!!!!!

J. Melusky <wha...@u.washington.edu> ASCII art 24 Jan 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
On 24 Jan 1997, George Tews wrote:
> iro...@htp.net wrote:
> : YES THATS RIGHT!!!, just try this and see what happens.  It cant hurt to
> : try. Just take a few minutes to read how this can make your LIFE so much 
> : EASIER with a $5 investment. Ever wondered how those get rich by mail things
> : work, well read on and find out.
> <snip>
> 
> Yeah, and guess what, YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON, for a LONG TIME!
> This is a FEDERAL OFFENSE!  I forewarded this message to the FBI, at their
> Web site, and to the US Postal Service.....
> 
Hi George, If you want to reply to these pyramid scams then you can also
include the stuff below that I reply with also. I haven't been to the
sites in awhile so you may want to double check those first but here is
what I reply with:

Title 18 Section 1302 US Code   Postal Lottery Statute.

 By using the internet for your scam spam you are comitting
 wire fraud. This is illegal in the US. For your information, 
 you may want to check on the country you are in for laws
 regarding this. You can permanently lose you account. If 
 someone is hacking into your account then you may want to 
 get a new account or change your password more often then you 
 currently do. If it is legal in your country then delete this
 message. 
 PS This website explains more information if you need it:
 http://www.usps.gov/websites/depart/inspect/chainlet.htm

___________________
Keep up the good work George. later, Jon Melusky.
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iro...@htp.net wrote:
: YES THATS RIGHT!!!, just try this and see what happens.  It cant hurt to
: try. Just take a few minutes to read how this can make your LIFE so much 
: EASIER with a $5 investment. Ever wondered how those get rich by mail things
: work, well read on and find out.

: I was once a doubting Thomas also, one who never thought any of those
: schemes worked or where even legal.  But after hearing so much about it and
<snip>


Yeah, and guess what, YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON, for a LONG TIME!
This is a FEDERAL OFFENSE!  I forewarded this message to the FBI, at their
Web site, and to the US Postal Service.....

Grebhtog <gre...@aol.com> 30 Jan 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
Thankyou................ someone finally attempted an end to the damn
chain letter........... PS FOLKS:  Chain letters ARE ILLEGAL!


 Thanks for the info.  I like this......
I will keep a copy of this handy!!!!

Keep up the good work!

George



> > 
> Hi George, If you want to reply to these pyramid scams then you can also
> include the stuff below that I reply with also. I haven't been to the
> sites in awhile so you may want to double check those first but here is
> what I reply with:
> 
> Title 18 Section 1302 US Code   Postal Lottery Statute.
> 
>  By using the internet for your scam spam you are comitting
>  wire fraud. This is illegal in the US. For your information, 
>  you may want to check on the country you are in for laws
>  regarding this. You can permanently lose you account. If 
>  someone is hacking into your account then you may want to 
>  get a new account or change your password more often then you 
>  currently do. If it is legal in your country then delete this
>  message. 
>  PS This website explains more information if you need it:
>  http://www.usps.gov/websites/depart/inspect/chainlet.htm
> 
> ___________________
> Keep up the good work George. later, Jon Melusky.
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> 

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