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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 17 Sep 1997.
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!!!MAKE CASH FAST!!!

!!!MAKE CASH FAST!!!

alt.ascii-art · 2 messages · 17 Sep 1997
Hello, How would you like to make a lot of money?
Before going andy further let me stress that this is perfectly 
legal. If you have your doubts here's the number for the US Post Office
1-800-725-2161.

Let me tell you how this works and most importantly. WHY IT WORKS!
Also,... make sure you print a copy of this article NOW,so you can get 
the info from it, and begin making money. The process is very simple,
and consists of 3 easy steps

STEP 1: Get 5 seperate pieces of paper and write the following on each:

"PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST. YOU WERE NUMBER # BEFORE I ADDED
MY NAME."

(#=placement of the preson who your sending the letter to on the current
adress list.)

Get five $1 bills and place ONE inside each piece of paper that you
have just written on and fold each piece of paper so the bill will not be 
seen in the envelope. Otherwise nosy people who like to steal envelopes
with money in them will not get yours. Put one paper with $1 folded in
it into  the envelope and seal it. Do the same for all 5. Yoou should now
have 5 envelopes sealed, each having a piece of paper AND a $1 inside.
NOTE: Make sure those words that were stated above are written of each
piece of paper . What you are doing is creating a service by this, making
it perfectly legal. Now mail the 5 envelopes with the paper and $1 to each
of
the following 5 adresses.

#1 G. Fernandez
     13460 SW 25th St.
      Miami, FL. 33175

#2 C. Budde
     1230 Rona Parkway Dr.
      Fairborn, OH. 45324

#3 J. Grigsby 
     Rt.3 Box 106 A
     Hallsville TX. 75650

#4 N. Bernstein
     Gorodesky st 5
     Rehovot, Israel 76227

#5 B. Caelman
     Rt. 1 Box141
     Jamesport MO. 64648

STEP 2: Now take the #1 name off the list above, move the other names up
(5 becomes 4, 4 becomes 3 etc.) and add your name as number 5 on the list.

STEP 3: Change anything you need to but try to leave the letter as close
to it's original as possible. Now post your amended article to at least 200
newsgroups. ( There are thousands of newsgroups) All you need is 200, but
remember the more you post the more monery you make.

THATS IT! All you have to do is jump to different newsgroups and post away,
after
you get the hang of it , it will take about 30 seconds for each newsgroup.

**REMEMBER THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST  THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL MAKE!!!
   BUT YOU HAVE TO POST A MINIMUM ON 200!!**

This is how it works:

Out of 200 postings say only 5 replies ( a very low example ). So $5 with
my name at #5 on
the letter. Now each of the people who sent me $1 make the minimum 200
postings, each with
my name at #4 and only 5 people respond to each of the original, that is
another $25 for me, now 
those 25 each make 200 minimum posts with my name at #3 and only 5 replies
to each,I will bring
in an additional $125! Now those 125 people turn around post the minimum
200 with my name at 
#2 and they each recieve 5 replies that just made $625. Now those 625
people make the minimum
200 postings and they recieve 5 replies, that just made me $3,125

AMAZING: And as I said 5 responses is actually VERY LOW! Average is
probably 20 to 30.
So lets put those fegures at just 15 responses per person. Here's what you
will make:

at #5 $15

at #4 $225

at #3 3,375.00

at #2 50,625.00

at#1 759,375.00

When your name is no longer on the list, you just take the latest posting
in the newsgroups and 
send out another $5 to names on the list, putting your name at number 5
again. Then start
posting.

The thing to remember is that thousands of people all over the world ar
joining the internet and
reading these articles everyday JUST LIKE YOU!  

Keep a list of everyone that sends you money and always keep an eye on the
newsgroups
to make sure everyone is playing fairly.

Here's a few reasons this is not a scam:

I'm only getting $1 from you

You do the same thing

There are other people on the list not just me!

You are not gauranteed or promised anything

HAVE FUN and play fairly and we will all reap the rewards. 


"Barbara Caselman" (cas...@netins.net) writes:
> Hello, How would you like to make a lot of money?
> Before going andy further let me stress that this is perfectly 
> legal. If you have your doubts here's the number for the US Post Office
> 1-800-725-2161.
> 

Funny, The United States Postal Service's Web page says just the opposite!  
   
   
   Your search results....
     _________________________________________________________________
                                      
   1.00 - [1]Chain Letters 
          Chain Letters . United States Postal Inspection Service . Chain
          Letters . A chain letter is a "get rich quick" scheme that
          promises that your mail box will soon be stuffed full of cash
          if you decide to participate. You're told you can make
          thousands of dollars every month if you follow the detailed
          instructions in the letter. A typical chain letter includes
          names and addresses o...
          --- [2]http://www.usps.gov/websites/depart/inspect/chainlet.htm
          (3552 bytes)
          
   0.80 - [3]Multi-Level Marketing 
          Multi-Level Marketing . . United States Postal Inspection
          Service . Multi-Level Marketing . Multi-level marketing is a
          system of selling in which you sign up other people to assist
          you, and they, in turn, recruit others to help them. Some
          entrepreneurs have built successful companies on this concept
          because the main focus of their activities is their product and
          product sales. However...
          --- [4]http://www.usps.gov/websites/depart/inspect/pyramid.htm
          (2900 bytes)
          
   0.80 - [5]Sweepstakes and Lottery Fraud 
          Sweepstakes and Lottery Fraud. United States Postal Inspection
          Service . Sweepstakes and Lottery Fraud . Chain Letters . Free
          Prize Scheme . Hot Tip on Playing Foreign Lotteries By Mail:
          "Don't Do It!" . Government Look-Alike Mail . The Free Vacation
          Scam
          --- [6]http://www.usps.gov/websites/depart/inspect/swepmenu.htm
          (669 bytes)

References

   1. http://www.usps.gov/websites/depart/inspect/chainlet.htm
   2. http://www.usps.gov/websites/depart/inspect/chainlet.htm
   3. http://www.usps.gov/websites/depart/inspect/pyramid.htm
   4. http://www.usps.gov/websites/depart/inspect/pyramid.htm
   5. http://www.usps.gov/websites/depart/inspect/swepmenu.htm
   6. http://www.usps.gov/websites/depart/inspect/swepmenu.htm

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