Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 12 Dec 2000.
Fuzzball and the Moral
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· 13 messages · 12 Dec 2000 - 21 Dec 2000
THE FUNKY FUZZBALL
The Funky Fuzzball archives are located at http://eurakarte.cjb.net/fuzzball/
This Issue: "Fuzzball and the Moral"
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Get thee gone, wastrels!
Thy hands are not moisturized!
/---\ All the joys of life are unavailable /---\
| \| to you unmoisturized people! |O |
| o| ______/ |n |
\---/ \---/
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-+- \0 / -+-
/ \ \/|-/ / \
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The Fuzzball and Sherman are
using Avon brand hand lotion!
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+-------------------+ |O |
| |- |
V \---/
/-\|- =- |
\ 0\ +-+ -+-
/-\/- +-+ / \
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Hooray! Now you can enter the
land of fluffy bunnies and I thought this was
/---\ happiness! /---\ a strip club.
| O| / |O | O
| v| ____/ |v | . o
\---/ There is a lesson \---/
| we must learn from /-|-\ |
-+- this. \_________ \O / -+-
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The Funky Fuzzball archives are located at:
http://eurakarte.cjb.net/fuzzball
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//Eurakarte
Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON.
http://eurakarte.cjb.net
Hey! Your talents are not being appreciated here. Please come post this and more Fuzzball at alt.silly.little.newsgroup. ps, I loved the part about the Avon brand lotion! 8^) I'll post the archive url there. you are too cool! -- Yatgirl theBucket Don't harsh my buzz, Man! "Eurakarte" <eur...@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:90089DDC1eurakartehotmailcom@207.115.63.146... > THE FUNKY FUZZBALL > The Funky Fuzzball archives are located at http://eurakarte.cjb.net/fuzzball/ > > This Issue: "Fuzzball and the Moral" > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- --- > Get thee gone, wastrels! > Thy hands are not moisturized! > /---\ All the joys of life are unavailable /---\ > | \| to you unmoisturized people! |O | > | o| ______/ |n | > \---/ \---/ > | /-|-\ | > -+- \0 / -+- > / \ \/|-/ / \ > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- --- > > The Fuzzball and Sherman are > using Avon brand hand lotion! > | /---\ > +-------------------+ |O | > | |- | > V \---/ > /-\|- =- | > \ 0\ +-+ -+- > /-\/- +-+ / \ > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- --- > Hooray! Now you can enter the > land of fluffy bunnies and I thought this was > /---\ happiness! /---\ a strip club. > | O| / |O | O > | v| ____/ |v | . o > \---/ There is a lesson \---/ > | we must learn from /-|-\ | > -+- this. \_________ \O / -+- > / \ \/|-/ / \ > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- --- > > The Funky Fuzzball archives are located at: > http://eurakarte.cjb.net/fuzzball > ---------------------------------------- > //Eurakarte > Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON. > http://eurakarte.cjb.net
On Fri, 15 Dec 2000 18:27:21 -0600, "theBucket" <med...@spotmail.com> provoked the following text: >Hey! Your talents are not being appreciated here. Please come post this and >more Fuzzball at alt.silly.little.newsgroup. > >ps, I loved the part about the Avon brand lotion! 8^) >I'll post the archive url there. >you are too cool! And you too can draw comics tike that, i just know you have the imagination to do that. -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Draai je V3.0 al van de SETI@home client? http://home.hetnet.nl/~setiathomegroep/index.html voor tips, antwoorden, discussies. links, downloads en meer. 563wu/8405hrs If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.
> > >Hey! Your talents are not being appreciated here. Please come post this and > >more Fuzzball at alt.silly.little.newsgroup. > > > >ps, I loved the part about the Avon brand lotion! 8^) > >I'll post the archive url there. > >you are too cool! > > And you too can draw comics tike that, i just know you have the imagination to > do that. Oh, really? How do you know? Yatty 8^)
On Sun, 17 Dec 2000 13:31:09 -0600, "theBucket" <med...@spotmail.com> provoked the following text: >> >Hey! Your talents are not being appreciated here. Please come post this >> >and more Fuzzball at alt.silly.little.newsgroup. >> >ps, I loved the part about the Avon brand lotion! 8^) >> >I'll post the archive url there. >> >you are too cool! >> And you too can draw comics tike that, i just know you have the >> imagination to do that. >Oh, really? How do you know? Ummm... Let's just say that i have seen you post :-)) -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Draai je V3.0 al van de SETI@home client? http://home.hetnet.nl/~setiathomegroep/index.html voor tips, antwoorden, discussies. links, downloads en meer. 566wu/8432hrs Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass. -- Frank Zappa
> >> And you too can draw comics tike that, i just know you have the > >> imagination to do that. > >Oh, really? How do you know? > > Ummm... Let's just say that i have seen you post :-)) I copied and pasted that from the ascii webpage crittmas posted. Not to good, Font it! LOL Yatty
On Mon, 18 Dec 2000 20:12:28 -0600, "theBucket" <med...@spotmail.com> provoked the following text: >> >> And you too can draw comics tike that, i just know you have the >> >> imagination to do that. >> >Oh, really? How do you know? >> Ummm... Let's just say that i have seen you post :-)) >I copied and pasted that from the ascii webpage crittmas posted. >Not to good, Font it! I was talking about your imagination, i'm sure you can come up with something funny. And the pics will come later. You can start simple with something like: "The New Adventures of Box!" Hi Triangle __ | | /\ Hi Box |__| /__\ ------------------------ You look a bit pointier than usual __ | | /\ At least i'm not a square! |__| /__\ -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Draai je V3.0 al van de SETI@home client? http://home.hetnet.nl/~setiathomegroep/index.html voor tips, antwoorden, discussies. links, downloads en meer. 568wu/8449hrs Women may not swear. (Logan, Utah city law)
theBucket wrote: > > Hey! Your talents are not being appreciated here. Please come post > this and more Fuzzball at alt.silly.little.newsgroup. You dare post something like this right into the group?! Without even *pretending* to hide your evil intentions?!?!?!!!!2! Do you realize what this means? If you succeed I'll have to add yet another silly little newsgroup to my list! :-O -- (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ /|__--__ . __--__ |\ '__ /|\ _{ _ `.' / `.,_ _________ | _________ _,.' (/ `. / ||``._.' ASCII ART CHAT! `---'|:||,/ .' /| /|:| \ .' /\ \ __ __ _ `/|'\' ` `,/ /`,\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ /,'\ \ .'.' /| \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |\ `.`. ,' / / | \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| | \ \ `, - `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -
Peter Punk wrote: > theBucket" provoked the following text: > > >> >> And you too can draw comics tike that, i just know you have the > >> >> imagination to do that. > >> >Oh, really? How do you know? > >> Ummm... Let's just say that i have seen you post :-)) > >I copied and pasted that from the ascii webpage crittmas posted. > >Not to good, Font it! > > I was talking about your imagination, i'm sure you can come up with something > funny. And the pics will come later. You can start simple with something like: <snip> Why not work with Kyle Matthews? -- (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ /|__--__ . __--__ |\ '__ /|\ _{ _ `.' / `.,_ _________ | _________ _,.' (/ `. / ||``._.' ASCII ART CHAT! `---'|:||,/ .' /| /|:| \ .' /\ \ __ __ _ `/|'\' ` `,/ /`,\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ /,'\ \ .'.' /| \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |\ `.`. ,' / / | \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| | \ \ `, - `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -
> > > > Hey! Your talents are not being appreciated here. Please come post > > this and more Fuzzball at alt.silly.little.newsgroup. > > You dare post something like this right into the group?! Without even > *pretending* to hide your evil intentions?!?!?!!!!2! Do you realize what > this means? If you succeed I'll have to add yet another silly little > newsgroup to my list! :-O > > YAY!!!!!! Welcome!!!! If I could make a nice ASCII art thingie to welcome you to aslnewsgroup, I would. The newsgroup is full cute English guys, they outnumber us chicks there....you'll like it. 8^) Yatgirl theBucket
On Wed, 20 Dec 2000 15:29:22 +0100, Veronica Karlsson <asc...@hotmail.com> provoked the following text: >> >> >> And you too can draw comics tike that, i just know you have the >> >> >> imagination to do that. >> >> >Oh, really? How do you know? >> >> Ummm... Let's just say that i have seen you post :-)) >> >I copied and pasted that from the ascii webpage crittmas posted. >> >Not to good, Font it! >> I was talking about your imagination, i'm sure you can come up with something >> funny. And the pics will come later. You can start simple with something like: ><snip> >Why not work with Kyle Matthews? Neh, my cartooning days are over. -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Draai je V3.0 al van de SETI@home client? http://home.hetnet.nl/~setiathomegroep/index.html voor tips, antwoorden, discussies. links, downloads en meer. 571wu/8516hrs The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer
"theBucket" <med...@spotmail.com> wrote in message news:91r8ta$ci4$1...@news.datasync.com... > > > > > > > > Hey! Your talents are not being appreciated here. Please come post > > > this and more Fuzzball at alt.silly.little.newsgroup. > > > > You dare post something like this right into the group?! Without even > > *pretending* to hide your evil intentions?!?!?!!!!2! Do you realize what > > this means? If you succeed I'll have to add yet another silly little > > newsgroup to my list! :-O > > > > > > YAY!!!!!! > > Welcome!!!! > If I could make a nice ASCII art thingie to welcome you to aslnewsgroup, I > would. The newsgroup is full cute English guys, they outnumber us chicks > there....you'll like it. > > 8^) > Yatgirl theBucket Who's cute not me!! I'm Russian }�^P -- �� > >
A year or so ago there used to be postings of a dialog similar to Fuzzball's but the character was a little frog and (I think) a bird. Is any of that still floating around? Nat
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