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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 26 Oct 1996.
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More money than ever

More money than ever

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 26 Oct 1996
 Hello! I've got some awesome news that I think you need to take two minutes 
to read if you have ever thought "How could I make some serious cash in a 
hurry???" , or been in serious debt,  ready to do almost anything to get the 
money needed to pay off those bill collectors. So grab a snack, a warm cup of 
coffee, or a glass of your favorite beverage, get comfortable and listen to 
this interesting, exciting find!       Let me start by saying that I FINALLY 
FOUND IT! That's right!I found it! And I HATE GET RICH QUICK SCHEMES!! I hate 
those schemes like multi-level marketing, mail-order schemes, envelopestuffing 
scams, 900 number scams... the list goes on forever. I have tried every darn 
get rich quick scheme out there over the past 12 years. I somehow got on 
mailing lists for people looking to make money (more like 'desperate stupid 
people who will try anything for money!').  Well,  when I was a teenager,  
these claims to 'get me rich quick' sounded irresistible! I would shell out 
$14.95 here, $29.95 there, $24.95 here, and another $49.95 there.  I had maxed 
out my new Circuit City Card AND my Visa...I was desperate for money!!  So, I 
gave them all a chance but failed at every one of them! Maybe they worked for 
some people, but not for me.  Eventually, I just tossed that JUNK MAIL in 
thetrash when I got the mail.  I recognized it right away.  I can smell a 
money scam from a mile away these days,  SO I THOUGHT.... I thought I could 
sniff out a scam easily.  WAS I WRONG!!  ....I LOVE THE INTERNET!!!     I was 
scanning thru a NEWSGROUP and saw an article stating to GET CASH FAST!!  I 
thought..."Here on the Internet??  Well, I'll just have to see what schemes 
could possibly be on the internet." The article described a way to MAIL A ONE 
DOLLAR BILL TO ONLY FIVE PEOPLE AND MAKE $50, 0000 IN CASH WITHIN 4 WEEKS!  
Well,  the more I thought about it, the more I became very curious. Why? 
Because of the way it worked AND BECAUSE IT WOULD ONLY COST ME FIVE DOLLARS 
(AND FIVE STAMPS), THAT'S ALL I EVER PAY....EVER!!     Ok, so the $50,000 in 
cash was maybe an tough amount to reach, but it was possible.  I knew that I 
could at least get a return of $1,000 or so.  So I did it!! As per the 
instructions in the article, I mailed out ('snail mail'for you e-mail 
fanatics) a single dollar bill to each of the five people on the list that was 
contained in the article.  I included a small note, with the dollar, that 
stated "Please Add Me To Your List."  I then removed the first position name 
of the five names listed and moved everyone up one position, and I put my name 
in position five of the list.  This is how the money starts rolling in!  I 
then took this revised article now with my name on the list and REPOSTED IT ON 
AS MANY NEWSGROUPS AND LOCAL BULLETIN BOARD MESSAGE AREAS THAT I KNEW.  
I then waited to watch the money come in...prepared to maybe receive about 
$1000 to $1500 in cash or so....But what a welcome surprise when those 
envelopes kept coming in!!!  I knew what they were as soon as I saw the return 
addresses from people all over the world-Most from the U.S., but some from 
Canada, even some from Australia!  I tell you, THAT WAS EXCITING!!  So how 
much did I get in total return?  $1000? $5000? Not even!!! I received a total 
of $23,343!!!  I couldn't believe it!!   I now have a brand new black Acura 
Integra to speak for, due to this!! Now after almost 8 months, I am ready to 
do it again!!! So maybe it was possible to get $50,000 in cash, I don't know, 
but  IT COMPLETELY DEPENDS ON YOU, THE INDIVIDUAL!  You must follow through 
and repost this article everywhere you can think of!  The more postings you 
achieve will determine how much cash will arrive in your very own mailbox!!  
It's just too easy to pass up!!!    Let's review the reasons why you should do 
this:  The only cost factors are for the five stamps, the 5 envelopes and the 
5 one dollar bills that you send out to the listed names by snail mail (US 
Postal Service Mail).  Then just simply repost the article (WITH YOUR NAME 
ADDED) to all the newsgroups and local BBS's you can.  Then sit back and, 
(ironically), enjoy walking (you can run if you like! :o  ) down your driveway 
to your mailbox and scoop up your rewards!!  We all have five dollars to put 
into such an easy effortless investment with SPECTACULAR REALISTIC RETURNS OF 
$15,000 to $25,000 in about 3-5 weeks!  So HOLD OFF ON THOSE LOTTERY NUMBERS 
FOR TODAY,EAT AT HOME TONIGHT INSTEAD OF TAKEOUT FROM McDONALDS AND INVEST 
FIVE  DOLLARS IN THIS AMAZING MONEY MAKING SYSTEM NOW!!! YOU CAN'T LOSE!!      
So how do you do it exactly, you ask?  I have carefully provided the 
mostdetailed, yet straightforward instructions on how to easily get this 
underway and get your cash on its way.  SO, ARE YOU READY TO MAKE SOME 
CASH!!!?? HERE WE GO!!! *** THE LIST OF NAMES IS AT THE END OF THIS ARTICLE. 
***OK,  Read this carefully.  Get a printout of this information, if you like, 
so you can easily refer to it as often as needed.

 INSTRUCTIONS:
 1.  Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following: "Please add my name 
to your list".  This creates a service out of this money making system and 
thus making it completely legal.  You are not just randomly sending a dollar 
to someone, you are paying one dollar for a legitimate service.  Make sure  
you include your name and address.  I assure you that,  again,  this is 
completely legal!  For a neat little twist, also write what slot their name 
was in: "You were in slot 3",  Just to add a little fun!  This is all about 
having fun and making money at the same time!
 2.  Now fold this sheet of paper around a dollar bill ,(no checks or money 
orders), and put them into an envelope and send it on its way to the five 
people listed.  The folding of the paper around the bill will insure its 
arrival to its recipient. THIS STEP IS IMPORTANT!!
 3.  Now listen carefully, here's where you get YOUR MONEY COMING TO YOUR 
MAILBOX.   Look at the list of five people;  remove the first name from 
position one and move everyone on the list up slot one on the list.  Position 
2 name will now move to the position 1 slot ,  position 3 will now become 
position 2, 4 will be be 3, 5 wil be 4.  Now put your name, address, zipcode 
AND COUNTRY in position 5, the bottom position on the list. 
4.  Now upload this updated file to as many newsgroups and local bulletin 
boards' message areas & file section as possible.  Give a catchy description 
of the file so it gets noticed!!  Such as: "NEED FAST CASH?, HERE IT IS!" or 
"NEED CASH TO PAY OFF YOUR DEBTS??",  etc.  And the more uploads, the more 
money you will make, and of course, the more money the others on the list will 
make too.  LET'S ALL TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER BY BEING HONEST AND BY PUTTING 
FORTH 120 PERCENT INTO THIS PROFITABLE & AMAZING SYSTEM!!! You'll reap the 
benefits, believe me!!! Set a goal for the number of total uploads you'll 
post, such as 15-20 postings or more!  Always have a goal in mind!!! If you 
can UUE encode the file when uploading,  that will make it easier for the 
people to receive it and have it downloaded to their hard drive.  That way 
they get a copy of the article right on their computer without hassles of 
viewing and then saving the article from the File menu. Don't alter the file 
type, leave it as an MS-DOS Text file. The best test is to be able to view 
this file using Microsoft's Notepad for Windows 3.x or WordPad for Windows 
'95. If the margins look right without making the screen slide left or right 
when at the ends of the sentences, you're in business!
 5.  If you need help uploading, simply ask the sysop of the BBS, or "POST" a 
message on a newsgroup asking how to post a file,  tell them who your Internet 
provider is and PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE GLAD TO HELP.  I would try to describe 
how to do it but there are simply too many internet software packages with 
slightly different yet relatively simple ways to post or upload a file.  Just 
ask for help or look in the help section for 'posting'. I do know that for 
GNN, you simply select 'POST' then enter a catchy description under the 
subject box, choose 'ATTACH', selecting 'UUE' and NOT 'TXT', then choose 
'Browse' to go look for the file. Find your text file CASH.TXT and click on it 
and choose 'OK'.  Place a one line statement in the main body section of the 
message post screen. Something like "Download this to read how to get cash 
arriving in your mailbox with no paybacks!" or whatever. Just make sure it 
represents its true feasibility, NOT something like..."Get one million dollars 
flooding in your mailbox in two days!"  You'll never get ANY responses!
 6.  And this is the step I like.  JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE BECAUSE CASH 
IS ON ITS THE WAY!!  Expect to see a little money start to trickle in around 2 
weeks, but AT ABOUT WEEKS 3 & 4, THE MONEY STORM WILL HIT YOUR MAILBOX!! All 
you have to do is take itout of the mailbox and try not to scream too loud 
(outside anyway) when you realize YOU HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST!! 
 7.  So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then get that something special 
you always wanted or buy that special person in your life (or the one you want 
in your life)  a gift they'll never forget.  ENJOY LIFE!  8.  Now when you get 
low on this money supply,  simply re-activate this file again; Reposting it in 
the old places where you originally posted and possibly some new places you 
now know of.  Don't ever lose this file, always keep a copy at your reach for 
when you ever need cash.  THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE TOOL THAT YOU CAN ALWAYS 
RE-USE TIME AND TIME AGAIN WHEN CASH IS NEEDED!9.  (This step added by Charles 
Reiley).  Hello, This is exciting isn't it?! While I'm on the list, just add a 
note saying "Please include extra money tips" with your name & E-MAIL address, 
and I will (FOR FREE) send you some neat methods to increase the money you 
will receive with this plan. Why?... Why not? I'm not a selfish jerk...I like 
helping out others. E-mail just makes it a touch easier and cheaper, too!  
After I drop off the list, I can no longer offer you this advice, obviously, 
but maybe someone else who gets my tips will offer and simply replace my name 
on this step number 9. Good luck and give this plan your all, it will 
definitely pay off! Like Mike said, HAVE FUN WITH IT!!! 
******************************************************************************
THE NAMES LIST       THE NAMES LIST      THE NAME LIST      
****************************************************************************** 
    
HONESTY IS WHAT MAKES THIS PROGRAM SUCCESSFUL!!! 

1.      Charles Reiley
        1541 Cedar Bluff Trail     
        Marietta, GA 30062  

2.      Dustin Lowe    
        P.O. Box 13431    
        Gainesville, FL 32604 

3.      Paul T. Ireland    
        4650 West Oakey Blvd. #2109     
        Las Vegas, NV  89102-1522 

4.      Doug Bargeron   
        721 West 12th Street
        Tifton, GA 31794

5.      Elizabeth Porrello     
        P.O. Box 612     
        Glenwood Landing, NY 11547-0612

*****************************************************************
NOTE:Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you a dollar and always keep an 
eye on the local postings of this file...Just to make sure that everyone is 
playing the game fairly. You know where your name should be.....AGAIN,  
HONESTY IS THE BEST THING WE HAVE GOING FORUS ON THIS PLAN.  -Mike Dotson, 
Boulder, CO

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