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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 21 Oct 2003.
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ASCII Art Fart for Tue, Oct 21, 2003

ASCII Art Fart for Tue, Oct 21, 2003

alt.ascii-art · 6 messages · 21 Oct 2003 - 24 Oct 2003
Sharky <sha...@hellsgate.orq> ASCII art 21 Oct 2003 18:38 · permalink · report
In message <Xns...@news.deelkar.ath.cx>  "Dirk-Lueder
Kreie" <dlk...@deelkar.ath.cx> wrote:

>buf...@asciiartfarts.com (Tran Q. Nguyen) wrote:
>
>>                                   _.-"""-._
>>                             _    /     (#\ \
>>     _.-"""-._           .nNNNNNn:       \#) :
>>    /     (#\ \_.-"""-._/NNNNN(#\N\         /
>>   :       \#) |.:|||:.|NNNNNNN\#)N"-.___.-"
>>    \         /|||||(#\|\NNNNNNNNN/
>>     "-.___.-"||||||\#)||"*NNNNN*"
>>              \|||||||||/
>>               `":|||:"'    
>>               .-"   "-.
>>             .'     (#\ `. 
>>             :       \#) :
>>             `.         .'
>>                "-...-"
> 
>Hydroxylamine \Hy*drox`yl*am"ine\, n. [Hydroxyl + amine.]
>   (Chem.)
>   A nitrogenous, organic base, NH2.OH, resembling ammonia,
>   and produced by a modified reduction of nitric acid. It is
>   usually obtained as a volatile, unstable solution in water.
>   It acts as a strong reducing agent.
>
>...and now you know ;-)

Where...

     _.-"""-._ 
    /     (#\ \
   :       \#) | = Hydrogen
    \         /
     "-.___.-"

    .nNNNNNn:
   /NNNNN(#\N\ 
   |NNNNNNN\#)N  = Oxygen
   \NNNNNNNNN/
    "*NNNNN*"

     .-"""-.
    |.:|||:.|
   /|||||(#\|\
   ||||||\#)||"  = Nitrogen
   \|||||||||/
    `":|||:"'   

??

Tran Q. Nguyen wrote:
>                                   _.-"""-._
>                             _    /     (#\ \
>     _.-"""-._           .nNNNNNn:       \#) :
>    /     (#\ \_.-"""-._/NNNNN(#\N\         /
>   :       \#) |.:|||:.|NNNNNNN\#)N"-.___.-"
>    \         /|||||(#\|\NNNNNNNNN/
>     "-.___.-"||||||\#)||"*NNNNN*"
>              \|||||||||/
>               `":|||:"'    Q: WHAT DID THE ELECTRON SAY TO MY FAT
>               NUTS ??? .-"   "-.
>             .'     (#\ `.  A: I'M HIV POSITIVE
>             :       \#) :
>             `.         .'
>                "-...-"

Ok, I'm not a chemical scientist, but I believe this joke would have been
funnier but for the fact that electrons are negatively charged; protons are
positvely charged.

ungabunga <pl...@solic.it> 22 Oct 2003 17:15 · permalink · report
> Ok, I'm not a chemical scientist, but I believe this joke would have been
> funnier but for the fact that electrons are negatively charged; protons
are
> positvely charged.
>
>

Now I understand why you people think Nerd Boy isn't something that the
author should have his internet privileges revoked for.

In message <MWylb.18075$%a2....@twister.nyroc.rr.com>  "ungabunga"
<pl...@solic.it> wrote:

>Now I understand why you people think Nerd Boy isn't something that the
>author should have his internet privileges revoked for.

Because it's creative and witty?  Joaquim should get free internet
access for his great work.

ungabunga wrote:
>> Ok, I'm not a chemical scientist, but I believe this joke would have
>> been funnier but for the fact that electrons are negatively charged;
>> protons are positvely charged.
>
> Now I understand why you people think Nerd Boy isn't something that
> the author should have his internet privileges revoked for.

Anyone who paid attention in basic high-school Chemistry class knows which
particles are which.

"ungabunga" <pl...@solic.it> skrev i meddelandet
 news:MWylb.18075$%a2....@twister.nyroc.rr.com
>
> Now I understand why you people think Nerd Boy isn't something
> that the author should have his internet privileges revoked for.

I'm sincerely flattered by your strong opinions regarding
Nerd Boy. However, I also find it sad and ironic when people
utilise free speech in order to speak _against_ free speech.
This is just like the major weakness of democracy; that it
should allow for anti-democracy, if that's what people want.

By the way, where's your obascii?

obascii:

blablablablablablablablablablabla
 '     '     '     '     '     '
 o     o     o     o     o     o
/|\   /|\   /|\   /|\   /|\   /|\
/ \   / \   / \   / \   / \   / \

Free speech. Hmm. With some diddles, it could be 3D.

-- 
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

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