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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 8 Feb 1999.
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ANOTHER MAKE A CAPTION

alt.ascii-art · 18 messages · 8 Feb 1999 - 12 Feb 1999
JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> ASCII art 8 Feb 1999 00:00 · permalink
Y'all have probably seen this ran as "Old Beau". Well, I got
so many suggestions for alternate captions in the e-type mail,
I thought that I'd just put it up here, and see what ever'body
who wanted to could come up with, on their own......



      ()       ____________________       ()
      ||______/      (\/)          \______||
      ||\     (\/){}{}\/{}{}(\/)    )))  /||
      |||      \/      ____  \/  ___\ /  |||
      |||   ___       ( ___)    /___ \ \ |||
      ||/__//\\\_____(_/@ @_)__ O/O )/\ \\||
     |\\  ( - )-\_ \ (_\ -/_)\_ \o _/_/ / \|
  jro| \\_ \ _-_// / / ~  ~ \  /      _/__\\
   __\  \  /      / //(.)(.)\\/ /.  .|      \____________
      \  \/ /\' ' \ \\\    ///\ \    |       \
       \  \ \ \    \ \\) .((/  / \ . |        \
        \  \_\.\.-~~-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~--..__\
         \.-       ~  '~^  ^~ '.  ~~ ~ ~~
                ~. '.    ~~       ~~~ ~   ~  ~~



    Please post, or you can email your versions to
             Jonathon R. Oglesbee (me) at:

                oglesbee@
                           mail.fullnet.net

>
>      ()       ____________________       ()
>      ||______/      (\/)          \______||
>      ||\     (\/){}{}\/{}{}(\/)    )))  /||
>      |||      \/      ____  \/  ___\ /  |||
>      |||   ___       ( ___)    /___ \ \ |||
>      ||/__//\\\_____(_/@ @_)__ O/O )/\ \\||
>     |\\  ( - )-\_ \ (_\ -/_)\_ \o _/_/ / \|
>  jro| \\_ \ _-_// / / ~  ~ \  /      _/__\\
>   __\  \  /      / //(.)(.)\\/ /.  .|      \____________
>      \  \/ /\' ' \ \\\    ///\ \    |       \
>       \  \ \ \    \ \\) .((/  / \ . |        \
>        \  \_\.\.-~~-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~--..__\
>         \.-       ~  '~^  ^~ '.  ~~ ~ ~~
>                ~. '.    ~~       ~~~ ~   ~  ~~
>
                    "Do I smell?"

Spunk1111 <spu...@aol.com> ASCII art 8 Feb 1999 00:00 · permalink
      ()       ____________________       ()
      ||______/      (\/)          \______||
      ||\     (\/){}{}\/{}{}(\/)    )))  /||
      |||      \/      ____  \/  ___\ /  |||
      |||   ___       ( ___)    /___ \ \ |||
      ||/__//\\\_____(_/@ @_)__ O/O )/\ \\||
     |\\  ( - )-\_ \ (_\ -/_)\_ \o _/_/ / \|
  jro| \\_ \ _-_// / / ~  ~ \  /      _/__\\
   __\  \  /      / //(.)(.)\\/ /.  .|      \____________
      \  \/ /\' ' \ \\\    ///\ \    |       \
       \  \ \ \    \ \\) .((/  / \ . |        \
        \  \_\.\.-~~-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~--..__\
         \.-       ~  '~^  ^~ '.  ~~ ~ ~~
                ~. '.    ~~       ~~~ ~   ~  ~~
  there were three in the bed and the little one said...

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Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> 8 Feb 1999 00:00 · permalink
JRO wrote:
> 
> Y'all have probably seen this ran as "Old Beau". Well, I got
> so many suggestions for alternate captions in the e-type mail,
> I thought that I'd just put it up here, and see what ever'body
> who wanted to could come up with, on their own......
> 
>       ()       ____________________       ()
>       ||______/      (\/)          \______||
>       ||\     (\/){}{}\/{}{}(\/)    )))  /||
>       |||      \/      ____  \/  ___\ /  |||
>       |||   ___       ( ___)    /___ \ \ |||
>       ||/__//\\\_____(_/@ @_)__ O/O )/\ \\||
>      |\\  ( - )-\_ \ (_\ -/_)\_ \o _/_/ / \|
>   jro| \\_ \ _-_// / / ~  ~ \  /      _/__\\
>    __\  \  /      / //(.)(.)\\/ /.  .|      \____________
>       \  \/ /\' ' \ \\\    ///\ \    |       \
>        \  \ \ \    \ \\) .((/  / \ . |        \
>         \  \_\.\.-~~-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~--..__\
>          \.-       ~  '~^  ^~ '.  ~~ ~ ~~
>                 ~. '.    ~~       ~~~ ~   ~  ~~
            You could have told me that your
            _husband_ was here _b4_ i got
            in the bed.

              
 
>     Please post, or you can email your versions to
>              Jonathon R. Oglesbee (me) at:
> 
>                 oglesbee@
>                            mail.fullnet.net


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Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> 8 Feb 1999 00:00 · permalink
JRO wrote:
> 
> Y'all have probably seen this ran as "Old Beau". Well, I got
> so many suggestions for alternate captions in the e-type mail,
> I thought that I'd just put it up here, and see what ever'body
> who wanted to could come up with, on their own......
> 
>       ()       ____________________       ()
>       ||______/      (\/)          \______||
>       ||\     (\/){}{}\/{}{}(\/)    )))  /||
>       |||      \/      ____  \/  ___\ /  |||
>       |||   ___       ( ___)    /___ \ \ |||
>       ||/__//\\\_____(_/@ @_)__ O/O )/\ \\||
>      |\\  ( - )-\_ \ (_\ -/_)\_ \o _/_/ / \|
>   jro| \\_ \ _-_// / / ~  ~ \  /      _/__\\
>    __\  \  /      / //(.)(.)\\/ /.  .|      \____________
>       \  \/ /\' ' \ \\\    ///\ \    |       \
>        \  \ \ \    \ \\) .((/  / \ . |        \
>         \  \_\.\.-~~-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~--..__\
>          \.-       ~  '~^  ^~ '.  ~~ ~ ~~
>                 ~. '.    ~~       ~~~ ~   ~  ~~
        Look,A teddy bear is one thing,BUT.....


>     Please post, or you can email your versions to
>              Jonathon R. Oglesbee (me) at:
> 
>                 oglesbee@
>                            mail.fullnet.net


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Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> 8 Feb 1999 00:00 · permalink
JRO wrote:
> 
> Y'all have probably seen this ran as "Old Beau". Well, I got
> so many suggestions for alternate captions in the e-type mail,
> I thought that I'd just put it up here, and see what ever'body
> who wanted to could come up with, on their own......
> 
>       ()       ____________________       ()
>       ||______/      (\/)          \______||
>       ||\     (\/){}{}\/{}{}(\/)    )))  /||
>       |||      \/      ____  \/  ___\ /  |||
>       |||   ___       ( ___)    /___ \ \ |||
>       ||/__//\\\_____(_/@ @_)__ O/O )/\ \\||
>      |\\  ( - )-\_ \ (_\ -/_)\_ \o _/_/ / \|
>   jro| \\_ \ _-_// / / ~  ~ \  /      _/__\\
>    __\  \  /      / //(.)(.)\\/ /.  .|      \____________
>       \  \/ /\' ' \ \\\    ///\ \    |       \
>        \  \ \ \    \ \\) .((/  / \ . |        \
>         \  \_\.\.-~~-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~--..__\
>          \.-       ~  '~^  ^~ '.  ~~ ~ ~~
>                 ~. '.    ~~       ~~~ ~   ~  ~~
         Dont you thing Bobby is getting a little
         old to be sleeping in our bed...at nite...
         while we.....


>     Please post, or you can email your versions to
>              Jonathon R. Oglesbee (me) at:
> 
>                 oglesbee@
>                            mail.fullnet.net


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Wow,

    What a lot of neat captions so far!  Thanks to
ever'body. And they're all pretty funny, too.

JRO

This might be sexual offending, continue to next article...


JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> schrieb:
>       ()       ____________________       ()
>       ||______/      (\/)          \______||
>       ||\     (\/){}{}\/{}{}(\/)    )))  /||
>       |||      \/      ____  \/  ___\ /  |||
>       |||   ___       ( ___)    /___ \ \ |||
>       ||/__//\\\_____(_/@ @_)__ O/O )/\ \\||
>      |\\  ( - )-\_ \ (_\ -/_)\_ \o _/_/ / \|
>   jro| \\_ \ _-_// / / ~  ~ \  /      _/__\\
>    __\  \  /      / //(.)(.)\\/ /.  .|      \____________
>       \  \/ /\' ' \ \\\    ///\ \    |       \
>        \  \ \ \    \ \\) .((/  / \ . |        \
>         \  \_\.\.-~~-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~--..__\
>          \.-       ~  '~^  ^~ '.  ~~ ~ ~~
>                 ~. '.    ~~       ~~~ ~   ~  ~~

What do you mean, "the doll is full"? (look at its eyes ;)
-- 
                  Henning `Faroul' Peters  -  far...@gmx.net
            Darf ich Dir mal meine Druckertreibersammlung zeigen?

JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> schrieb:
>       ()       ____________________       ()
>       ||______/      (\/)          \______||
>       ||\     (\/){}{}\/{}{}(\/)    )))  /||
>       |||      \/      ____  \/  ___\ /  |||
>       |||   ___       ( ___)    /___ \ \ |||
>       ||/__//\\\_____(_/@ @_)__ O/O )/\ \\||
>      |\\  ( - )-\_ \ (_\ -/_)\_ \o _/_/ / \|
>   jro| \\_ \ _-_// / / ~  ~ \  /      _/__\\
>    __\  \  /      / //(.)(.)\\/ /.  .|      \____________
>       \  \/ /\' ' \ \\\    ///\ \    |       \
>        \  \ \ \    \ \\) .((/  / \ . |        \
>         \  \_\.\.-~~-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~--..__\
>          \.-       ~  '~^  ^~ '.  ~~ ~ ~~
>                 ~. '.    ~~       ~~~ ~   ~  ~~

"Don't you think you're to old to sleep in mummy's and daddy's bed?"

	Faroul

-- 
                  Henning `Faroul' Peters  -  far...@gmx.net
                     P.O.S.T  -  People Of Slow Transport

On Mon, 8 Feb 1999, JRO wrote:
(snip)
> 
>       ()       ____________________       ()
>       ||______/      (\/)          \______||
>       ||\     (\/){}{}\/{}{}(\/)    )))  /||
>       |||      \/      ____  \/  ___\ /  |||
>       |||   ___       ( ___)    /___ \ \ |||
>       ||/__//\\\_____(_/@ @_)__ O/O )/\ \\||
>      |\\  ( - )-\_ \ (_\ -/_)\_ \o _/_/ / \|
>   jro| \\_ \ _-_// / / ~  ~ \  /      _/__\\
>    __\  \  /      / //(.)(.)\\/ /.  .|      \____________
>       \  \/ /\' ' \ \\\    ///\ \    |       \
>        \  \ \ \    \ \\) .((/  / \ . |        \
>         \  \_\.\.-~~-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~--..__\
>          \.-       ~  '~^  ^~ '.  ~~ ~ ~~
>                 ~. '.    ~~       ~~~ ~   ~  ~~

....exactly what do all the marks in the headboard mean??
                                                     
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Web Page: http://www.victoria.tc.ca/~we993/          ( =Y= )
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Geraldine Jones wrote in message ...
>On Mon, 8 Feb 1999, JRO wrote:
>(snip)
>>
>>       ()       ____________________       ()
>>       ||______/      (\/)          \______||
>>       ||\     (\/){}{}\/{}{}(\/)    )))  /||
>>       |||      \/      ____  \/  ___\ /  |||
>>       |||   ___       ( ___)    /___ \ \ |||
>>       ||/__//\\\_____(_/@ @_)__ O/O )/\ \\||
>>      |\\  ( - )-\_ \ (_\ -/_)\_ \o _/_/ / \|
>>   jro| \\_ \ _-_// / / ~  ~ \  /      _/__\\
>>    __\  \  /      / //(.)(.)\\/ /.  .|      \____________
>>       \  \/ /\' ' \ \\\    ///\ \    |       \
>>        \  \ \ \    \ \\) .((/  / \ . |        \
>>         \  \_\.\.-~~-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~--..__\
>>          \.-       ~  '~^  ^~ '.  ~~ ~ ~~
>>                 ~. '.    ~~       ~~~ ~   ~  ~~
>
>....exactly what do all the marks in the headboard mean??


    Dear Geraldine,

                Those are subliminal messages intended to corrupt
the morality and lethargy centers of the brain. All my pictures
include stuff like that.  If you look at them for even a split second,
the underlying hypnotic suggestion will enter your consciousness.
What it does is attack bad morals and laziness.... Or excessive morals
and laziness.... or it might make speak in clear, conscise english.
Like this:

        Y'all doan really need to now what them there sub-lerminal
type mess'ges is doin' to yer brains, on account of it'll prob'ly
do sum kinder good fer you.

    I hope this clears the matter up for you. Please don't spread around
 the purpose behind those arcane symbols.....

                     JRO

On Wed, 10 Feb 1999 02:49:05 -0600, "JRO"
<ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote:

>
>Geraldine Jones wrote in message ...
>>On Mon, 8 Feb 1999, JRO wrote:
>>(snip)
>>>
>>>       ()       ____________________       ()
>>>       ||______/      (\/)          \______||
>>>       ||\     (\/){}{}\/{}{}(\/)    )))  /||
>>>       |||      \/      ____  \/  ___\ /  |||
>>>       |||   ___       ( ___)    /___ \ \ |||
>>>       ||/__//\\\_____(_/@ @_)__ O/O )/\ \\||
>>>      |\\  ( - )-\_ \ (_\ -/_)\_ \o _/_/ / \|
>>>   jro| \\_ \ _-_// / / ~  ~ \  /      _/__\\
>>>    __\  \  /      / //(.)(.)\\/ /.  .|      \____________
>>>       \  \/ /\' ' \ \\\    ///\ \    |       \
>>>        \  \ \ \    \ \\) .((/  / \ . |        \
>>>         \  \_\.\.-~~-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~--..__\
>>>          \.-       ~  '~^  ^~ '.  ~~ ~ ~~
>>>                 ~. '.    ~~       ~~~ ~   ~  ~~
>>

_Now_ do you believe two heads are better than one?



Just me being shameless again ;)

Laura

On Wed, 10 Feb 1999, JRO wrote:
> 
> Geraldine Jones wrote in message ...
> >On Mon, 8 Feb 1999, JRO wrote:
> >(snip)
> >>
> >>       ()       ____________________       ()
> >>       ||______/      (\/)          \______||
> >>       ||\     (\/){}{}\/{}{}(\/)    )))  /||
> >>       |||      \/      ____  \/  ___\ /  |||
> >>       |||   ___       ( ___)    /___ \ \ |||
> >>       ||/__//\\\_____(_/@ @_)__ O/O )/\ \\||
> >>      |\\  ( - )-\_ \ (_\ -/_)\_ \o _/_/ / \|
> >>   jro| \\_ \ _-_// / / ~  ~ \  /      _/__\\
> >>    __\  \  /      / //(.)(.)\\/ /.  .|      \____________
> >>       \  \/ /\' ' \ \\\    ///\ \    |       \
> >>        \  \ \ \    \ \\) .((/  / \ . |        \
> >>         \  \_\.\.-~~-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~--..__\
> >>          \.-       ~  '~^  ^~ '.  ~~ ~ ~~
> >>                 ~. '.    ~~       ~~~ ~   ~  ~~
> >
> >....exactly what do all the marks in the headboard mean??
> 
> 
>     Dear Geraldine,
> 
>                 Those are subliminal messages intended to corrupt
> the morality and lethargy centers of the brain. All my pictures
> include stuff like that.  If you look at them for even a split second,
> the underlying hypnotic suggestion will enter your consciousness.
> What it does is attack bad morals and laziness.... Or excessive morals
> and laziness.... or it might make speak in clear, conscise english.
> Like this:
> 
>         Y'all doan really need to now what them there sub-lerminal
> type mess'ges is doin' to yer brains, on account of it'll prob'ly
> do sum kinder good fer you.
> 
>     I hope this clears the matter up for you. Please don't spread around
>  the purpose behind those arcane symbols.....
> 
>                      JRO
> 
....(giggle)..Johnny...*That* was the caption, not a question! (another
giggle)
                                                     
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Spirit of the Night wrote in message <36c...@news.midwest.net>...
>On Wed, 10 Feb 1999 02:49:05 -0600, "JRO"
><ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote:
>
>>
>>Geraldine Jones wrote in message ...
>>>On Mon, 8 Feb 1999, JRO wrote:
>>>(snip)
>>>>
>>>>       ()       ____________________       ()
>>>>       ||______/      (\/)          \______||
>>>>       ||\     (\/){}{}\/{}{}(\/)    )))  /||
>>>>       |||      \/      ____  \/  ___\ /  |||
>>>>       |||   ___       ( ___)    /___ \ \ |||
>>>>       ||/__//\\\_____(_/@ @_)__ O/O )/\ \\||
>>>>      |\\  ( - )-\_ \ (_\ -/_)\_ \o _/_/ / \|
>>>>   jro| \\_ \ _-_// / / ~  ~ \  /      _/__\\
>>>>    __\  \  /      / //(.)(.)\\/ /.  .|      \____________
>>>>       \  \/ /\' ' \ \\\    ///\ \    |       \
>>>>        \  \ \ \    \ \\) .((/  / \ . |        \
>>>>         \  \_\.\.-~~-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~--..__\
>>>>          \.-       ~  '~^  ^~ '.  ~~ ~ ~~
>>>>                 ~. '.    ~~       ~~~ ~   ~  ~~
>>>
>
>_Now_ do you believe two heads are better than one?
>
>
>
>Just me being shameless again ;)
>
>Laura


Yes, that were totally shameless. I kind of figured maybe you
were like that. Now ever'body knows for sure. Oh well...

JRO

Donovan <don...@misslink.net> ASCII art 11 Feb 1999 00:00 · permalink
JRO wrote in message <36bf485d.0@206.103.97.91>...
>Y'all have probably seen this ran as "Old Beau". Well, I got
>so many suggestions for alternate captions in the e-type mail,
>I thought that I'd just put it up here, and see what ever'body
>who wanted to could come up with, on their own......
>
>
>
>      ()       ____________________       ()
>      ||______/      (\/)          \______||
>      ||\     (\/){}{}\/{}{}(\/)    )))  /||
>      |||      \/      ____  \/  ___\ /  |||
>      |||   ___       ( ___)    /___ \ \ |||
>      ||/__//\\\_____(_/@ @_)__ O/O )/\ \\||
>     |\\  ( - )-\_ \ (_\ -/_)\_ \o _/_/ / \|
>  jro| \\_ \ _-_// / / ~  ~ \  /      _/__\\
>   __\  \  /      / //(.)(.)\\/ /.  .|      \____________
>      \  \/ /\' ' \ \\\    ///\ \    |       \
>       \  \ \ \    \ \\) .((/  / \ . |        \
>        \  \_\.\.-~~-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~--..__\
>         \.-       ~  '~^  ^~ '.  ~~ ~ ~~
>                ~. '.    ~~       ~~~ ~   ~  ~~


             Ok, fine! Size does matter,
       but doesn't stamina count for something?


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Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> 11 Feb 1999 00:00 · permalink
Donovan wrote:
> 
> JRO wrote in message <36bf485d.0@206.103.97.91>...
> >Y'all have probably seen this ran as "Old Beau". Well, I got
> >so many suggestions for alternate captions in the e-type mail,
> >I thought that I'd just put it up here, and see what ever'body
> >who wanted to could come up with, on their own......
> >
> >
> >
> >      ()       ____________________       ()
> >      ||______/      (\/)          \______||
> >      ||\     (\/){}{}\/{}{}(\/)    )))  /||
> >      |||      \/      ____  \/  ___\ /  |||
> >      |||   ___       ( ___)    /___ \ \ |||
> >      ||/__//\\\_____(_/@ @_)__ O/O )/\ \\||
> >     |\\  ( - )-\_ \ (_\ -/_)\_ \o _/_/ / \|
> >  jro| \\_ \ _-_// / / ~  ~ \  /      _/__\\
> >   __\  \  /      / //(.)(.)\\/ /.  .|      \____________
> >      \  \/ /\' ' \ \\\    ///\ \    |       \
> >       \  \ \ \    \ \\) .((/  / \ . |        \
> >        \  \_\.\.-~~-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~--..__\
> >         \.-       ~  '~^  ^~ '.  ~~ ~ ~~
> >                ~. '.    ~~       ~~~ ~   ~  ~~
> 
>              Ok, fine! Size does matter,
>        but doesn't stamina count for something?
> 
> --

Ok,I got a few chuckles out of that,allright,i laughed out loud.

>   (_)     (_)   New & Retired Beanies available. Prices at $6.95!

People _still_ buy them things....

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Krogg wrote in message <36C...@gtcom.net>...
>Donovan wrote:
>>
>> JRO wrote in message <36bf485d.0@206.103.97.91>...
>> >Y'all have probably seen this ran as "Old Beau". Well, I got
>> >so many suggestions for alternate captions in the e-type mail,
>> >I thought that I'd just put it up here, and see what ever'body
>> >who wanted to could come up with, on their own......
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >      ()       ____________________       ()
>> >      ||______/      (\/)          \______||
>> >      ||\     (\/){}{}\/{}{}(\/)    )))  /||
>> >      |||      \/      ____  \/  ___\ /  |||
>> >      |||   ___       ( ___)    /___ \ \ |||
>> >      ||/__//\\\_____(_/@ @_)__ O/O )/\ \\||
>> >     |\\  ( - )-\_ \ (_\ -/_)\_ \o _/_/ / \|
>> >  jro| \\_ \ _-_// / / ~  ~ \  /      _/__\\
>> >   __\  \  /      / //(.)(.)\\/ /.  .|      \____________
>> >      \  \/ /\' ' \ \\\    ///\ \    |       \
>> >       \  \ \ \    \ \\) .((/  / \ . |        \
>> >        \  \_\.\.-~~-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~--..__\
>> >         \.-       ~  '~^  ^~ '.  ~~ ~ ~~
>> >                ~. '.    ~~       ~~~ ~   ~  ~~
>>
>>              Ok, fine! Size does matter,
>>        but doesn't stamina count for something?
>>
>> --
>
>Ok,I got a few chuckles out of that,allright,i laughed out loud.


I didn't see the original post of this, but it's pretty good anyway.

JRO

gir...@cgocable.net 12 Feb 1999 00:00 · permalink
>      ()       ____________________       ()
>      ||______/      (\/)          \______||
>      ||\     (\/){}{}\/{}{}(\/)    )))  /||
>      |||      \/      ____  \/  ___\ /  |||
>      |||   ___       ( ___)    /___ \ \ |||
>      ||/__//\\\_____(_/@ @_)__ O/O )/\ \\||
>     |\\  ( - )-\_ \ (_\ -/_)\_ \o _/_/ / \|
>  jro| \\_ \ _-_// / / ~  ~ \  /      _/__\\
>   __\  \  /      / //(.)(.)\\/ /.  .|      \____________
>      \  \/ /\' ' \ \\\    ///\ \    |       \
>       \  \ \ \    \ \\) .((/  / \ . |        \
>        \  \_\.\.-~~-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~--..__\
>         \.-       ~  '~^  ^~ '.  ~~ ~ ~~
>                ~. '.    ~~       ~~~ ~   ~  ~~

	"Y'know, Bill, you look kinda cute with those brackets
	 around yer nipples..."

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