ASCII Matrix

Here's a little thing I just wrote up:

vvvvv

The ASCIItrix

   O  _|
 |/-_|_|
 | |L| |

   ?
   O  _|
 |/-_|_|
 | |L| |

 ______________________________
| ____________________________ |
||Knock knock neo             ||
||Follow the white rabbit     ||
||Blah blah blah              ||
||                            ||
||                            ||
||                            ||
||                            ||
||                            ||
||                            ||
||____________________________||
|______________________________|

---Later---

 O
 |:  ------(Magnified)-> |   o  o     |
| \                       |   U.U_    |
                           \.  \__\*  \
                             \         \

---Way later---

o-----o
|     |                           )            (   )             (
| .O. | -----(Way magnified)-->  /(___(___)     |  \             |    <--(The pills)--
(|_|_|)                         |               /   \(___(___)   |
(|/ \|)

---Ok, skip to the good parts---


        _,__/o
______   /  \     ___________
      |         |
      |         |
      |         |
      |         |
      |         |


    ---*  <--(Bullet)--
       .:--'o
      ' '

     \ /
      /-0  <--(It's a gun, ok?)
    /O


    ---===*===---
       __/ \________
     ,/          \  \
X----             \__\
     '\______________/
     .____/______\____.
       :
      .:
     :
_,__O/
 /

    0
   1011  <-(What'd you expect?  IT'S ASCII!)--
    1
   0 1

   X-<-<  <-(Aww, poor mouse!)--
     8  <--(Tommy gun, of course)--

---Skip to the end---

 _______
|       |
|     __| <--(He's on the phone, or something.  Play along.)--
|  O,|  |
|--+-+--|
|  | |__|
|_/_\___|

---Roll credits---

THE END

By Parodyguy.  If you want to use any of this put my sig which happens to be par in it.
Thanks.


^^^^^

Took me 15 minutes in notepad.  Give or take.
Tell me what you think, and add/remove/edit anything you like.  Thanks.

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This concludes our drill.  In the event of a real emergency I would have typed IN ALL
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JJ wrote:

Reordered it a bit

> 
>    X-<-<  <-(Aww, poor mouse!)--
>      8  <--(Tommy gun, of course)--

mouse gets shot before Neo can see the matrix for real

>     0
>    1011  <-(What'd you expect?  IT'S ASCII!)--
>     1
>    0 1

Richard :)

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out was a Archbozo, he grabbed a large manual off the wall and beganeth to
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 _.--- JJ spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ 
>  _______
>|       |
>|     __| <--(He's on the phone, or something.  Play along.)--
>|  O,|  |
>|--+-+--|
>|  | |__|
>|_/_\___|
> 
> ---Roll credits---

For everyone out there in ascii-land: try reading this drunk.


                         If you have the means,
                   I highly recomend picking one up.
                            It is so choice.
                            -- Ferris Bueller

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