Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 29 Aug 1996.
REQ: bra wanted
alt.ascii-art
· 8 messages · 29 Aug 1996 - 10 Sep 1996
Neville Cobbe (ves...@maths.tcd.ie) wrote:
: If anyone out there has an ascii picture of a bra/brazier I would
^^^ ^^^^^^^
HAHAHA!!! I hope you mean brassier, other wise:
"Pardon me Ma'am, but I think your breasts are on fire."
Greg
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If anyone out there has an ascii picture of a bra/brazier I would
be most grateful if they could post me a copy or post it to the group
(preferably if they could do both). Lest anyone wonders, I am not asking
this for any kinky reasons (yes, I can hear some folk cry shame) but rather
as a joke for a friend who advises other folk in the lab where I work to
keep valuable apparatus "under your bra".
Neville.
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Neville Cobbe (ves...@maths.tcd.ie) wrote: > If anyone out there has an ascii picture of a bra/brazier I would >be most grateful if they could post me a copy or post it to the group >(preferably if they could do both). Lest anyone wonders, I am not asking >this for any kinky reasons (yes, I can hear some folk cry shame) but rather >as a joke for a friend who advises other folk in the lab where I work to >keep valuable apparatus "under your bra". > > Neville. I am sure I answered this just a few days ago <groan> 1) back close bra /~~\ /~~\ / | | \ __|__ /'. .'\ __|___ :_____|___)X(___|____CC 2) front close bra /~~\ /~~\ | \ / | .'\__|_______|__/'. O(___|___________|___)I 3) strapless bra, back close _____.''. .''.______ :_____|___)X(___|____CC 4) Y back bra ____ ____ /.--,\__/,--,\ // `][' \\ .'\_____][_____/'. O(___|__________|___)I 5) sport bra with T back _ _ //\_/\\ ||_/v\_|| / \___/ \ | | -olga laubenhei- '=========' [ All pictures are by Olga Laubenhei ] Bye,
Neville Cobbe (ves...@maths.tcd.ie) wrote:
: If anyone out there has an ascii picture of a bra/brazier I would
: be most grateful if they could post me a copy or post it to the group
: (preferably if they could do both). Lest anyone wonders, I am not asking
: this for any kinky reasons (yes, I can hear some folk cry shame) but rather
: as a joke for a friend who advises other folk in the lab where I work to
: keep valuable apparatus "under your bra".
:
: Neville.
:
:
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: | | Neville Cobbe '^` (o o) '^` "To be is to do" |-|
: |-| E-Mail: `\Y/' Socrates | |
: | | nco...@cellbio.wustl.edu "To do is to be" |-|
: |-| ves...@acer.gen.tcd.ie Plato | |
: | | ves...@maths.tcd.ie "Do be do be do" |-|
: |-| nrc...@alf2.tcd.ie Sinatra | |
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"Two women will catch your fall, for they are the ones that catch us all.
Their children kept them apart, the Lady Light and the Lady Dark."
- "White Dwarf"
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Joyce Williams
E-mail: jaw...@is3.nyu.edu
joy...@wotan.cns.nyu.edu
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The name of the garment is spelled brassiere. In article <503j7h$9...@milo.vcn.bc.ca>, kic...@vcn.bc.ca (Greg Webster) wrote: > Neville Cobbe (ves...@maths.tcd.ie) wrote: > : If anyone out there has an ascii picture of a bra/brazier I would > ^^^ ^^^^^^^ > > HAHAHA!!! I hope you mean brassier, other wise: > > "Pardon me Ma'am, but I think your breasts are on fire." > > Greg > > -- > ,-"^"-,._.,-"^"-,._.:"Sell your cleverness and :^"-,._.,-"^"-,._.,-" > "^"-,._.,-"^"-,._.,-: buy bewilderment." :-,._.,-"^"-,._.,-"^" > ^"-,._.,-"^"-,._.,-":__________________________:,._.,-"^"-,._.,-"^"- > -,._.,-"^"-,._.,-"^":___...@vcn.bc.ca______:_.,-"^"-,._.,-"^"-,.
Remember that the internet is international and spellings alter quite significantly around the world. I'm British and spend my life altering z's to s's after b****y American spell checkers change them for me. The point I'm after is that we all knew what the poster meant and isn't that the point of language? To facilitate communication. If I want a spelling and grammar lesson I would go to an English language newsgroup, I don't. I'm here. Sorry if this reads like a flame, it's not supposed to. Just on one of my other newsgroups there has been an argument over spelling and it's importance for a l o n g time and don't want the same to happen here. jma...@nwlink.com (Joanna M. Ashmun) wrote: >The name of the garment is spelled brassiere. > >In article <503j7h$9...@milo.vcn.bc.ca>, kic...@vcn.bc.ca (Greg Webster) wrote: > >> Neville Cobbe (ves...@maths.tcd.ie) wrote: >> : If anyone out there has an ascii picture of a bra/brazier I would >> ^^^ ^^^^^^^ >> >> HAHAHA!!! I hope you mean brassier, other wise: >> >> "Pardon me Ma'am, but I think your breasts are on fire." >> >> Greg >> >> -- >> ,-"^"-,._.,-"^"-,._.:"Sell your cleverness and :^"-,._.,-"^"-,._.,-" >> "^"-,._.,-"^"-,._.,-: buy bewilderment." :-,._.,-"^"-,._.,-"^" >> ^"-,._.,-"^"-,._.,-":__________________________:,._.,-"^"-,._.,-"^"- >> -,._.,-"^"-,._.,-"^":___...@vcn.bc.ca______:_.,-"^"-,._.,-"^"-,. _ __ ____ | | / /___ ______/ __ \____ _____ ________ _____ | | /| / / __ `/ ___/ / / / __ `/ __ \/ ___/ _ \/ ___/ | |/ |/ / /_/ / / / /_/ / /_/ / / / / /__/ __/ / |__/|__/\__,_/_/ /_____/\__,_/_/ /_/\___/\___/_/ _______________________________________________ ( tri...@io.com - www.jcp.co.uk/Tribe/index.html ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
-=> Quoting Cfb...@southern.co.nz to All <=- > From: cfb...@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) > Subject: Re: REQ: bra wanted > Organization: Southern InterNet Services > Neville Cobbe (ves...@maths.tcd.ie) wrote: >> If anyone out there has an ascii picture of a bra/brazier I would >>be most grateful if they could post me a copy or post it to the group > /~~\ /~~\ > | \ / | > .'\__|_______|__/'. > O(___|___________|___)I Looks like two old people talking to me! ... Reality-ometer: [\........] Hmmph! Thought so... *X-Newsreader: The Blue Wave Offline Mail Reader v2.30 ~~~ TGWave v1.20 Beta-07+ -- | Fidonet: Mike Jakubik 1:259/423.99 | Internet: Mik...@p99.f423.n259.z1.gryn.org
Mike Jakubik (Mik...@p99.f423.n259.z1.gryn.org) wrote: > -=> Quoting Cfb...@southern.co.nz to All <=- > >> From: cfb...@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) >> Subject: Re: REQ: bra wanted >> Organization: Southern InterNet Services > >> Neville Cobbe (ves...@maths.tcd.ie) wrote: >>> If anyone out there has an ascii picture of a bra/brazier I would >>>be most grateful if they could post me a copy or post it to the group > >> /~~\ /~~\ >> | \ / | >> .'\__|_______|__/'. >> O(___|___________|___)I >Looks like two old people talking to me! Why old ? @@@@ @@@ \ /~~; @@ '\ /o : .'\__| |__/'. -cfbd- O(___|___________|___)I Bye,
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