Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 13 Dec 1996.
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Post your message to EVERY newsgroup for $35.00 3702960740370
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· 2 messages · 13 Dec 1996 - 14 Dec 1996
To reply to this message use the email address at the end� I have developed a Windows 95 and Windows NT Internet Marketing Solution that will revolutionize the way you conduct direct marketing over the Internet. With one sophisticated program your company can contact over 3 MILLION Internet Users. More detail later, right now I want to tell you the price of this program. $35.00 yes Thirty Five Dollars and Zero Cents. WOW, Compare that to the cost of print advertising, imagine the cost of 3 MILLION Stamps (I don�t care to). With my program I guarantee your message will reach every single Internet NewsGroup that allows postings. That�s roughly 26,000 groups! Best of all you only have to type the message ONE TIME. Yes ONE TIME, the program does the rest. This message your reading right now was posted using the exact program I am selling you. Don�t cross-post, it looks terrible and very unprofessional. With my software the users think the message was posted especially to their favorite newsgroup, they don�t see 26,000 other newsgroups in the message header. All they see is the newsgroup they read. Talk about personal service. If you have a product or service to sell, and already have a web page up, and are wondering why your not making any money, I can tell you why. Because your not using the Internet for it�s full potential! I not only guarantee your message will be posted to over 26,000 newsgroups, I let you run the program on your computer. This way you KNOW for a fact that your message is getting out. Don�t pay someone that says their going to post your message world-wide for you. How do you know they are really doing it? With my program you see it actually happening. You can even view the newsgroups when its done running. Verify for yourself that it worked. If you want more information or want to purchase a copy for yourself contact IGMG at igm...@hotmail.com If money is tight now, then it was tight last week too, and it will continue to be tight until you do something to attract PAYING customers to your site. It�s true, how many people do you think are reading this same message you are right now? Think about it and contact igm...@hotmail.com Thanks For Your Time - IGMG igm...@hotmail.com -------------------------------------------------------------------- This message was posted using Internet Global Marketing Software. Post your business advertisement to over 28,000 newsgroups at once. Custom software and cdrom's with millions of email address's For more information contact igm...@hotmail.com
IGMG wrote: > I have developed a Windows 95 and Windows NT Internet Marketing Solution that will > revolutionize the way you conduct direct marketing over the Internet. With one sophisticated > program your company can contact over 3 MILLION Internet Users. > Don�t cross-post, it looks terrible and very unprofessional. With my software the users think the > message was posted especially to their favorite newsgroup, they don�t see 26,000 other newsgroups > in the message header. All they see is the newsgroup they read. Talk about personal service. > I'll talk to some persons knowing the net to avoid this BIG BULLSHIT! (And BTW your server will receive complaints if you post this hair raising net load. Have you ever thought of server loads just one message takes if you use your program? Do you think they have their space just for fun? How braindamaged can you be? -- "This function never returns." autodocs/exec.doc ColdReboot() cya, * FFNews, TCPaint, Argue, YARP, ShowPKT, Flavour * QStars, Yep, MuiWB, IconWin, FetchIt,...
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