Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 6 Sep 2000.
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Planktonman works the tech support desk!
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 6 Sep 2000
The adventures of PLANKTONMAN!
In this issue: Planktonman works the tech support desk!
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|
No. Definetely not. |
\ |
+-------------------------+ |
| PATHET-E-TECH CO. | | Gee, thanks!
| | | /
| +-----+ +---------+ | | If the computer /
| | | +-+ | | | | is running slow, you __
| +-----+ | | +---------+ | | do NOT oil it. +--/__\--+
| | | | | . | |
----------------------------------+-+--------------------------------------
| Yes. Hold it in
Is there any way to make |_ ___ one hand, then
my 33 kilowatt modem | \ / \ stick a fork
faster? \ | _\/___ | in an electrical
\ |/ | \ | outlet with the
\ || | ###| |/other.
\ || | ###| /
33 kilowhat? __ || +----|/ Thank yAAARRGHH*---
\ +--/__\--+ |\______/
. | | |__/ \__
------------------------------------+--------------------------------------
|
__ ____ Okay, what's YOUR |
\ / \ problem? | Sir, if I had a button to administer
_\/___ | / | electroshock treatment to you over
/ | \ | | the telephone, I would.
| | ###| | / | /
| | ###| / | /
| +----| When I change font/ | / __
\______/ sizes, the letters | / +--/__\--+
__/ \__ change size! | . | |
------------------------+-----------+-------+------------------------------
Later... | |
| Okay... umm, hold | __ ___
| on a sec... |/ \ / \ * *
| ... | _\/___ | *
Okay, sir. You | (cherl, is this | / | ========================
should now have a | screen black?) | | | =========*=Z=A=P=*======
black screen. | \ | | | ========================
/ | __ | | +----- * *
/ | +--/__\--+ | \______/ *
. | | | | __/ \__ *
------------------------+-------------------+------------------------------
Little Timmy, I finished
doing your software company's
tech support calls.
\
Gee, thanks, \
Uncle Mortimer! |
/ I told you to \
/ call me Planktonman. | _
. \_. + / /_ \ + /
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//Eurakarte
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