Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 26 Oct 2000.
HAPPINESS IS...
alt.ascii-art
· 3 messages · 26 Oct 2000 - 26 Oct 2000
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| _ |/ /_\ \| __/| __/ | | | |\ | __/ \ ( \ (
|_| |_(_/ \_(_| (_| |_| )_| \_|\____)_) )__) )
__ (_________/____/
() / _)
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Getting a rebate from the IRS.
\ /
___ /
\ ///\\ __ "WOW DEAR, COME LOOK!
( o o [__] We just got FIFTY
_\_O_/ )_\ BUCKS back from our
/ \|/ \/ / taxes!"
/ /| |\_/
/_/ |___|
\_( / _ \
jro_________/ / \ \____________
_/_/ \_\_
(__/ \__)
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| _ \ || | | |_\\ | _ \||| |
|____/____|_|_(__/ |_||||||_| ()
REAL HAPPINESS is cheating the sonsabitches outta
every dime, all your life, and telling them to...
__________________
/ "Fuck off, pal. \
| In 20 years, you |
|haven't proved shit.|
\__ ______________/
____ |/
/ ___) ___
\(~O=O _ (__ \
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/\|/ \/ / (_ /
/ . |\_/ _\-/_
/_/|._| / \|/ \
(_/ || | __/_/___\_\__
______|\ \_________| [IRS] |____jro
|_\_\ | _________ |
(__(__\ || (_) (_) ||
... while you're at it.
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|_| |_(_/ \_(_| (_| |_| )_| \_|\____)_) )__) )
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Email from an old friend...
\()))))()
(()_)_)_)))
(()))_ _()) "I can't believe it! Margo found
_(((( O \O ()) time to drop me an email!"
||(((( ____ /))
|| (()\\__//))_
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|_______\ \ _/ _/ \___|
| |___\ \ |\ \ |
|____| |\/\ __ \\/\_|
___| | _|_\/ \\/ |_______
|____| (__/ \)_|
| | \________/ |
|____| / /| \ \__|
|____| _/__/_|__\__\_|
(___/_____/\___) jro
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|____/____|_|_(__/ |_||||||_| ()
REAL HAPPINESS is getting real mail from
an old friend, who always remembers to
include a couple of 4-squares of acid
along with a short, illegible note that
would say "Whacha doin', fukhed?" IF you
could read it.
_________________________________
/ \
/ "You don't hafta be able to read \
\ it to get old Dufuss's message..."/
\___ __________________________/
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//\_____\ __/ /
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* __\ '\_/' /__ //\ `.
/ \/\ /\/ \ /\ / :
_.-" / \_/ \ / \ _.-'
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jro \ | . | \__/ :
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Helping out a fair damsel in distress...
.------------------------------.
/ Oh, it was no problem! I'm just\
\ glad I came along when I did. /
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\ | _________........---
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(/ ___ / (/_\ -./ ___ | | | \_)
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(__| (_) \___| ||____/: (_) :\| | |
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/\_>> (__|__)
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REAL HAPPINESS is letting the bitch solve
her own problems, knowing she'll probably
be present and available at any local
nightclub later on, anyway.
_______......-
jro___.........-----------""""""""""
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`-' || `.___.' : (_) :
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|`.___.|/ That'll teach you \
`.___.'| to buy Firestone! |_______ ____
___ __\ _________________/ ___ _____
//\_\ _|/ -_____--- _______
/| o o ) ___________ ______
/ |___\o_/_()__.---._____ ______ ________
`-'/ -.\ `. _______--_____
| / .-"-. |]____ _________
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The satisfaction of doing a job well done...
\ \| /
\ |
((()) ((()) (()) ())) (()) `-. \__..--"\
())(()() ()()()()((((()))(() |. __..-""
.------------------------------.))(()))_ \ |
/ All it took was a little sweat,\ ||. ./| / ' |
\ and now the yard looks great! / _____/ / | |
`------------. ,---------------' ______|/ | .'|
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/ / . / \ ) \ . |. | _
/ / (\ /) / / . _@| . |@_)_
/ /. _\`--'/___/ / (\|| @ \|/(_)
/ / . / \\ //___/ . (_) `@.\|/-_ (_)
____/_/ / /| `-' ( ____ (_) |/ _(_)(_)
/ . \ \| | . (___() . (_)(_)(_) .
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|____/____|_|_(__/ |_||||||_| ()
REAL HAPPINESS is the satisfaction of doing
a job well done, by getting SOMEONE ELSE
to do it for you.
\ \| /
\ |
((()) ((()) (()) ())) (()) `-. \__..--"\
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((()))))(((()))))(()()))(()))_ \ |
/ ||. ||. ..|| ..\\.. ||. ./| / ' |
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/You get this place mowed BEFORE \ ___|/ | .'|
| Dad gets home, and MAYBE I won't | | `.|
| tell him who broke his new | |. | _
\ electric razor! / @| . |@_)_
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/ / |/ (_) `@.\|/ _ (_)
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/ / /| \/) \-/ \\ \\____
/ / \\_|\/ /| \ \\|\\___\
/ (||| \\_| \\_\\__|]____
/ ||| //\\ |____|.-._.-.|
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Relaxing in a luxuriating bubble bath...
_______________________
/ \
| Ahhh! This is the life! |
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REAL HAPPINESS is relaxing in a hot shower,
with a hot piece of ass.
( (_ () )_) .-------------------.
(_ (( ) )) / There you go, hon...\
_()) (( ( ))) | Yeah, just a little |
________________() ))_( (), ))__ | lower... Don't you |
| | | ____(_())_(( -, ))__ || worry a bit - you |
|____|____| |____((_)_(( _)) )_| || know I wouldn't let |
| | | ||--())------(_)--|| | \ you drown... /
|____|____| |] || |_(`-------------------'
| | | || , || |( ))_) |
|____|____| || , ||_(( )))____|
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|____|____| || (( ) ))_|____|
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JRO__|____|______________________|____|____|
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| _ |/ /_\ \| __/| __/ | | | |\ | __/ \ ( \ (
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() / _)
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jro (__.).-.__.)
--
Jonathon R. Oglesbee
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Before you buy.
JRO wrote: > ) > ( ( ______ > )...----....----~~ ~~--.___ > ___...---~~ ( ) ) ~~~- > ) ( ( > ( ) ) > _ __ > (_`-'_.) > _(._(_ ._) > jro (__.).-.__.) > Cool.......... -- |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE | | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: | | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ | | ,',' ||| `.`. kro...@gtcom.net | |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|
JRO (twe...@my-deja.com) writes: > .-. .-. .-. .----. .---. .-. .-. .-..---. .--. .--. > ) |_| | / _ \ | |_) ) |_) )| | | \| ( (_) )/ _// _/ > | _ |/ /_\ \| __/| __/ | | | |\ | __/ \ ( \ ( > |_| |_(_/ \_(_| (_| |_| )_| \_|\____)_) )__) ) > __ (_________/____/ > () / _) > || _\\ > ||(__/ o o o > > > Getting a rebate from the IRS. > > \ / > ___ / > \ ///\\ __ "WOW DEAR, COME LOOK! > ( o o [__] We just got FIFTY > _\_O_/ )_\ BUCKS back from our > / \|/ \/ / taxes!" > / /| |\_/ > /_/ |___| > \_( / _ \ > jro_________/ / \ \____________ > _/_/ \_\_ > (__/ \__) > > > .-. .-.-. __.-. __.-._ > | |__ _ _| | | / _) |_(()_ __) > | _ \ || | | |_\\ | _ \||| | > |____/____|_|_(__/ |_||||||_| () > > > REAL HAPPINESS is cheating the sonsabitches outta > every dime, all your life, and telling them to... > Beeeep...Beep..Beep...Activating IRS Usenet Screener... Beeeep...Beep..Beep...Reading...Reading... Beeeep...Beep..Beep...Dectecting Unauthorized Anti-IRS tread... Beeeep...Beep..Beep...You have been audited, JRO... Beeeep...Beep..Beep...Deactivating IRS Usenet Screener -KMB -- // ////// ////// ===================================================//=====//=======// // ==================================================//=====//=======// // // ////// ////// //
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