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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 1 Feb 2000.
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ASCII Art Fart for Sun, Jan 30, '00

ASCII Art Fart for Sun, Jan 30, '00

alt.ascii-art · 11 messages · 1 Feb 2000 - 4 Feb 2000
Ojosh!ro <ojo...@mindless.com> ASCII art 1 Feb 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
"James E." wrote:
> 
> Tran Q. Nguyen <buf...@alcyone.com> wrote in message
> news:871k8j$77t71$1...@rn.area.com...
> >                                          \
> >                                           `\,/
> >                                           .-'-.
> >                         I'M A FRACTAL    '     `
> >                             JEW          `.   .'
> >                                   `._  .-~     ~-.   _,'
> >                                    ( )'           '.( )
> >                      `._    _       /               .'
> >                       ( )--' `-.  .'                 ;
> >                  .    .'        '.;                  ()
> >                   `.-.`           '                 .'
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> >                   .`-'.           ,                `.
> >                  '    '.        .';                  ()
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> >                      ,'   `-'       \               `.
> >                                    (_).           .'(_)
> >                                   .'   '-._   _.-'    `.
> >                                          .'   `.
> >                           ^aNT           '     ;
> >                                           `-,-'
> >                                            /`\
> >                                          /`
> >
> 
> I don't get it

Don't try...
I still get the feeling Tran Q. is an example of artificial stupidity.

I mean... Even a six year old could have drawn a swastika here, if it
wanted to get reactions...

I s'pose Mr. Mandelbrot is 'the jew' here...
I'll just wait for E=mc^2 to appear with 'I'M A PHYSICS JEW' under it.

That or the always fascinating 'dick/cunt/shit' variations on a theme 
that seems to be so interesting for some type of 8 year olds.

I still think it's not even human, but a script.
(script: program, just in case it's not a script but just plain 
stupid)


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-- 
Interface:
Artificial intelligence vs. Natural stupidity

ojo...@lunatech.com

Ool <Ulr...@t-online.de> 1 Feb 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
Ojosh!ro <ojosh!r...@mindless.com> wrote in message news:949...@perla.rotterdam.luna.net...

> I still get the feeling Tran Q. is an example of artificial stupidity.

> I mean... Even a six year old could have drawn a swastika here, if it
> wanted to get reactions...

You mean like... someone replying to his posts?


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Ool <Ulr...@t-online.de> ASCII art 1 Feb 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
How's this for trolling?


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(It's supposed to be a fractal swastika, but I'm going to have to
find a better bitmap-to-ascii converter.)


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Ojosh!ro <ojo...@mindless.com> ASCII art 2 Feb 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
Ool wrote:
> 
> How's this for trolling?

[SNIP OF MIRRORED SWASTIKA]
 
> (It's supposed to be a fractal swastika, but I'm going to have to
> find a better bitmap-to-ascii converter.)

It's the wrong way around...

Okay Ool, I admit I keep being tempted to reply. (Though only in 
AAA if I'm correct) 

I'm stupid, I admit it =)

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Ool <Ulr...@t-online.de> 2 Feb 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
Ojosh!ro <ojosh!r...@mindless.com> wrote in message news:949...@perla.rotterdam.luna.net...
> Ool wrote:

> > How's this for trolling?

> [SNIP OF MIRRORED SWASTIKA]

> It's the wrong way around...

Not from my side of the screen.

(I'm watching you, you know.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!)


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Ojosh!ro <ojo...@mindless.com> ASCII art 2 Feb 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
Ool wrote:
> 
> Ojosh!ro <ojosh!r...@mindless.com> wrote in message news:949...@perla.rotterdam.luna.net...
> > Ool wrote:
> 
> > > How's this for trolling?
> 
> > [SNIP OF MIRRORED SWASTIKA]
> 
> > It's the wrong way around...
> 
> Not from my side of the screen.
> 
> (I'm watching you, you know.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!)

Oh cool, I never had a big brothel^H#r.

[SNIPPY]

Swastika's are boring anyway...
very simple sign, that must be why it got so popular...

Personally I think the BioHazard-sign is far more threatening.
And more complex too.

But I'm still looking for the ultimate horror-sign.
The cross has potential.
     ___
     | | 
_____| |_____
[  o._O_,o  ]
`""""|||""""'
     ||\
     ||/
     |"|
     |_| o!O

Imagine how many people switched worlds wit this burned into their retina's.

 
-- 
Europe: The final countdown

ojo...@lunatech.com

Ojosh!ro <ojosh!r...@mindless.com> wrote:

> Ool wrote:
> > 
> > How's this for trolling?
> 
> [SNIP OF MIRRORED SWASTIKA]
>  
> > (It's supposed to be a fractal swastika, but I'm going to have to
> > find a better bitmap-to-ascii converter.)
> 
> It's the wrong way around...

There are two forms of swastika, male and female. The male hooks to the
right, the female to the left.

ObASCII: Triskelion, the "Celtic Swastika".

                                                                  
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-- 
 Medical Catastrophe     mhm23x23
 Mocking the afflicted since 1968

On Wed, 02 Feb 2000 19:29:56 +0000, "Ojosh!ro" <ojosh!r...@mindless.com> provoked
the following text:

>> Not from my side of the screen.
>> (I'm watching you, you know.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
>Oh cool, I never had a big brothel^H#r.
>Swastika's are boring anyway...
>very simple sign, that must be why it got so popular...

A simple sign for simple souls...
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

:) :D :O :( :[ ;) 8) B) :> |I :P =) :S :B :] :\ :-) :-> ;-) :) Smilies everyone, Smilies Mr.Rourke

Ojosh!ro wrote:

> 
> Swastika's are boring anyway...
> very simple sign, that must be why it got so popular...
> 

  Swastikas are ancient and versatile devices 
that have been used by people throughout the world.  
It's a pity the Nazi mythology embraced them, 
causing the device to become so misunderstood in 
the West.  

bkr

Ojosh!ro <ojo...@mindless.com> ASCII art 4 Feb 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
bkrrrrr wrote:
> 
> Ojosh!ro wrote:
> 
> >
> > Swastika's are boring anyway...
> > very simple sign, that must be why it got so popular...
> >
> 
>   Swastikas are ancient and versatile devices

Ehhh? Devices?
Like some sort of quad-bladed boomerang ?
Cool, sounds like a plan! (I bet that'll be a scary thing to see flying =)

  
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> that have been used by people throughout the world.
> It's a pity the Nazi mythology embraced them,
> causing the device to become so misunderstood in
> the West.
> 
> bkr

Ehm... They appear in the west long before the Masterrace appeared...
Seems the celts already lugged something like it around.

More on the positive side of the swastika:
http://www.achilles.net/~dextra/swastika/friend.html
(Even though it seems to be a member of a non-existent webring)

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ojo...@lunatech.com

Millennial Catastrophe wrote:
> 
> Ojosh!ro <ojosh!r...@mindless.com> wrote:
> 
> > Ool wrote:
> > >
> > > How's this for trolling?
> >
> > [SNIP OF MIRRORED SWASTIKA]
> >
> > > (It's supposed to be a fractal swastika, but I'm going to have to
> > > find a better bitmap-to-ascii converter.)
> >
> > It's the wrong way around...
> 
> There are two forms of swastika, male and female. The male hooks to the
> right, the female to the left.

Ehhh?

Tophook or bottomhook?

Ah well... Bet the Jerries had the 'male' form on their planes...
(I can't imagine them glorifying anything female... Women's role was
reduced to producing cannonfodder, right?)

        
> ObASCII: Triskelion, the "Celtic Swastika".
> 
> 
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> 
That's a nice thingie...

It looks somehow very Roger Dean to me...
Ojosh!ro
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