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alt.ascii-art
· 3 messages · 6 Feb 2004 - 7 Feb 2004
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|^| Jan Willms |^| Khamura |^| km...@higiri.net |^|
|^| Life, Love, and the Pursuit of Geekiness: |^|
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|^| An ASCII webcomic. Why? Because Notepad rocks. |^|
In alt.ascii-art, Jan Willms <Khamura> says... > ,-----------------. > ,----------. ( You guys are /so/ ) > ( Teeheehee. ) \ predictable. ,' > `---. ,----' `------. ,-----' > _ *snicker* .`\,,,,,--. |/ _ > / | _ `\\\\ |: )###( :| .===.' _ | `---. > /| | -' )^ \\ |: \'''/ :| ( ( -( `- | : .. | > | | | --- \-_/' _ .-----------. "\_~/ --- | : .. | And now for something completely similar... Spam Song - Monty Python Sings 1991 by Monty Python Customer: Morning, Waitress: Morning. Customer: What have you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon, egg sausage and bacon Egg and spam Egg, bacon and spam Egg, badon, sausage and spam Spam, bacon, sausage and spam Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam. (Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!) Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam. Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam That's not got much spam in it Wife: I don't want any spam! Customer: Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage? Wife: That's got spam in it! Customer: Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it? (Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...) Wife: Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then? Waitress: Iiiiiiiiiiiich!! Wife: What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam! (Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!) Waitress (to choir): Shut up! (Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!) Waitress: Shut Up! Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam. Wife: I don't like spam! Customer: Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it, I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam, and spam! (Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!) Waitress: Shut Up!! Baked beans are off. Customer: Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam and spam? Choir (intervening): Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
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>In alt.ascii-art, Jan Willms <Khamura> says...
>
>> ,-----------------.
>> ,----------. ( You guys are /so/ )
>> ( Teeheehee. ) \ predictable. ,'
>> `---. ,----' `------. ,-----'
>> _ *snicker* .`\,,,,,--. |/ _
>> / | _ `\\\\ |: )###( :| .===.' _ | `---.
>> /| | -' )^ \\ |: \'''/ :| ( ( -( `- | : .. |
>> | | | --- \-_/' _ .-----------. "\_~/ --- | : .. |
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>And now for something completely similar...
>
>Spam Song - Monty Python Sings 1991
>by Monty Python
>
>Customer:
>Morning,
>
>Waitress:
>Morning.
>
>Customer:
>What have you got?
>
>Waitress:
>Well, there's egg and bacon,
>egg sausage and bacon
>Egg and spam
>Egg, bacon and spam
>Egg, badon, sausage and spam
>Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
>Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
>Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
>Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
>Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.
>
>(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)
>
>Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
>served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
>garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.
>
>Wife:
>Have you got anything without spam?
>
>Waitress:
>Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
>That's not got much spam in it
>
>Wife:
>I don't want any spam!
>
>Customer:
>Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?
>
>Wife:
>That's got spam in it!
>
>Customer:
>Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?
>
>(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)
>
>Wife:
>Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?
>
>Waitress:
>Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!
>
>Wife:
>What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam!
>
>(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
>
>Waitress (to choir):
>Shut up!
>
>(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
>
>Waitress:
>Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
>You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.
>
>Wife:
>I don't like spam!
>
>Customer:
>Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it,
>I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,
>spam, spam, spam, and spam!
>
>(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
>
>Waitress:
>Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.
>
>Customer:
>Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
>
>Waitress:
>You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
>spam and spam?
>
>Choir (intervening):
>Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
>Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
>Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
>Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
>Spam spam spam spam!
I just sang that song to my friend on Yahoo and it crashed.
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