Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 21 Aug 1997.
"Angry Flute"
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 21 Aug 1997
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H e ' s A N G R Y ! !
_ BLOW it out
H e ' s a F L U T E ! ! / \ your ear!
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Today, Angry Flute answers probing questions from the curious...
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Mr. Flute, what is
the meaning of LIFE?
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is it true that you were Magic Flute
in 'H.R. Pufnstuf'? and if so,
did that English boy ever suck as well
as blow you? and what exactly is
inferred by 'puff-n-stuff'??
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i will not answer your
_ lewd questions, but i
/ \ will say that YOU SUCK!
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arf, arf, arf! rarf!
awf-arf! rarf, rarf-rarf!
arf-arf-arf, arf, rarf!
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( ( ( ( TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...! ) ) ) )
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|\_/| several kajillion decibels
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( ( ( ( TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...! ) ) ) )
arf, arf, arf -- oof...!
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( ( ( ( TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...! ) ) ) )
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Mr. Flute BLEW apart
my doggy's head!!!
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now go away you people!
don't stare at me--
_ i am not here to entertain
/ \ you! i hate you all!!!
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Copyright 1997 Howard Wen (we...@why.net)
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