Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 16 Sep 2003.
Nerd Boy, episode 435
alt.ascii-art
· 3 messages · 16 Sep 2003 - 18 Sep 2003
A DAY IN THE LIFE
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You look like you've A beautiful girl like me in this
had a rough day. town full of perverts? Do the math.
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I have no idea what the currency is in the third panel. "Three
fifty" just sounds cool. Might be euro, since you can't buy
anything really useful for 3.50 Swedish kronor, except for
candy. Does Linda have a sweet tooth? You decide.
This is how I imagine life is like for every girl with looks
above average. That might explain why I'm very wary around the
opposite sex.
On a side note, I wonder if the guy in the second panel is
Linda's boss, and if he's anything like Warez Dood, her
previous employer. We may never know.
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OO Joaquim G�ndara
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bb jg
____ On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 01:13:34 +0200
\__/___ Joaquim G�ndara ran through the
LI-\o-' streets of alt.ascii-art
| waving an axe and screaming:
/ \
>I have no idea what the currency is in the third panel. "Three
>fifty" just sounds cool. Might be euro, since you can't buy
>anything really useful for 3.50 Swedish kronor, except for
>candy. Does Linda have a sweet tooth? You decide.
Tree Fiddy!
>This is how I imagine life is like for every girl with looks
>above average. That might explain why I'm very wary around the
>opposite sex.
Real men don't like women.
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"Bateau" <Gam...@work.stomping.aza> skrev i meddelandet news:64e...@4ax.com > ____ On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 01:13:34 +0200 > \__/___ Joaquim G�ndara ran through the > LI-\o-' streets of alt.ascii-art > | waving an axe and screaming: > / \ > >I have no idea what the currency is in the third panel. "Three > >fifty" just sounds cool. Might be euro, since you can't buy > >anything really useful for 3.50 Swedish kronor, except for > >candy. Does Linda have a sweet tooth? You decide. > > Tree Fiddy! Of course! It was a subconscious reference! "I'm gon' need about tree fiddy." > >This is how I imagine life is like for every girl with looks > >above average. That might explain why I'm very wary around the > >opposite sex. > > Real men don't like women. I'm guessing real men don't like any of the genders then. -- OO Joaquim G�ndara .||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net bb jg
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