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SKIT 22 by Ludwig Plutonium ( Illustrated )
alt.ascii-art
· 2 messages · 30 Jun 1994 - 8 Jul 1994
Ludwig Plutonium wrote:
LP> This is the last skit of NP2.
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The Last Skit of NP2 ( ILLUSTRATED )
Text by Ludwig Plutonium
Pictures from just about everywhere.
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> Show a long sine wave curve.
.-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-.
--/---\---/---\---/---\---/---\---/---\---/---\---/---\---/-
`-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-'
> Show a man dressed up in a tuxedo inspecting this sine wave curve
> for fluctuations.
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> Show him pouting whenever a math person standing on the sidelines
> points out that there are no fluctuations in the sine curve.
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\ / --/---\---/---\---/---\---/---\---/- \ / /
\ / `-' `-' `-' `-' \ / /
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_____|____|_____ ((()(()))
/ \ (((((((()
| ----- |()(()(())_
| MATH |(((()()() |
\ MAN '\()))))( |
\ ----- \((((( /
\ . \___. (
\ / \ |:| ) \
| | |`------' |
\____________/ \_________/
-mh-
........................................................................
> MWBR stands for the cosmic microwave background radiation. The
> cosmic MWBR is relentlessly uniform and it is QUANTUM BLACKBODY
> radiation. It is cavity radiation. So then the Atom Totality has
> no problems with explaining it. Inside an atom totality, MWBR is
> uniform and since it is an atom then it comes out measured as
> Quantum Blackbody. This also explains Olber's Paradox because an
> electron cavity is black, from blackbody.
> But to the present day science community who believe a different
> theory, a different paradigm, they believe in the Big Bang, then
> in order to continue with that fakery, the MWBR must be seen to
> fluctuate. Since it is uniform and the Big Bang theory is out
> the window, con artists in the physics community are set-up to
> find fluctuations by hook or crook.
> Show Smoot trying to measure the parameters of virus using a meter
> stick.
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/ \_____) || / ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( \( = =)
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(_________)____) -mh-
==============================
> Show him finding fluctuations in his measurement.
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/ \
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|.|-(.)-(.)+.|
\| J |/
\ --- /
--------------- UUUU --------- \ / --------- UUUU -------------------
| "####" |
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| / ( ( ( ( ( \( u u) ,,,,,,,,,, ( @ @) ,,,,,,,(. .) |
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| ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ~ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ~ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ |
| ____________________________________________________________________ |
| [_________|______|______|______|______|______|______|______|______|__] |
| 20 40 60 80 100 |
> Show a true scientist yell from the sidelines
> "Hey, Smoot or smut, don't you think that you have reached the
> limit of precision of your measuring devices? That in 20 or 50
> years from now when they have even more precise measuring devices
> that MWBR will be seen uniform way below what your own
> measurements have recorded?"
//\\\||///\\ ,------------------------------------,
//| |\\ ( Hey, Smoot or smut, don't you think )
|[ | <q><p> | ]| ( that you have reached the limit of )
|||| .\. |||| o O ( precision of your measuring devices? )
|||< _ >||| o ( That in 20 or 50 years from now )
\__(_)_/ o o ( when they have even more precise )
_____!___!_____ ( measuring devices that MWBR will be )
| | \ / | | ( seen uniform way below what your )
| | _ \./ | | ( own measurements have recorded? )
| |[_] | | | '------------------------------------'
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> Show Smoot undaunted with his quest to impose his illogic unto the
> science community. Show Smoot looking at his measurement
> instruments bewildered by what was said to him.
.?.?.?.?
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\| J |/
\ (O) /
--------------- UUUU --------- \ / --------- UUUU -------------------
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| | | ======__| |
| | | ________||__ |
| |_| /____________\ |
| ____________________________________________________________________ |
| [_________|______|______|______|______|______|______|______|______|__] |
| 20 40 60 80 100 |
Show Smoot take his big bang blanket to bed with him just as Linus in the
Peanuts comic strip.
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`~~ `~~
> Show Smoot with his thumb in his mouth.
Er....I'm afraid a picture of _that_ defeats me :-)
Last article I had a crazy nightmare...
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--- end quote ---
/---------------------------------------------------------------------\
| Joachim Sprave jo...@ls11.informatik.uni-dortmund.de |
| //////\\ |
| Univ. Dortmund / \ 44221 Dortmund |
| Dept. CS _| _ _ |_ Tel.: +49-231-755 4678 |
| Systems Analysis |.|-(.)-(.)+.| Fax : +49-231-755 2450 |
\------------------ \| J |/ -----------------------------------/
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|It was only a dream ! |
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