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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 8 Jul 2002.
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[PIC] I'm too happy for subject

[PIC] I'm too happy for subject

alt.ascii-art · 6 messages · 8 Jul 2002 - 10 Jul 2002
MJP <mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net> ASCII art 8 Jul 2002 16:23 · permalink · report
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What do you think about it?

Cheers

On 08 Jul 2002 16:23:35 GMT
mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net (MJP) wrote:

> What do you think about it?
> 
> Cheers

pure sex!

lou

Timofei Shatrov <gru...@mail.ru> ASCII art 8 Jul 2002 20:54 · permalink · report
On 08 Jul 2002 16:23:35 GMT, mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net (MJP) tried to
confuse everyone with this message:


>
>What do you think about it?

I like JavE version better 8). But yours is very good too.


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well, im a total newbie here, so discount what i say at your discression.
but MAN, you need a hobbie.  There is enough porn on the internet now for
you to go and jack off to.  if you want to make porn, try hentai, or
something else that you can clearly see.  I DO love ascii, and porn, but
they should not really be combined.

but seriously, that IS talent.

and by the way, is there any way to post actual pictures here? like and
actual .bmp image?

>;^)>

On Wed, 10 Jul 2002 14:21:36 -0230, _El_Diablo_ <el_...@cheatcc.com> wrote:
> is there any way to post actual pictures here? like and actual .bmp image?

Attachments are blocked. Upload it somewhere and post the URL.

.bmp files are not portable, so some regulars might not be able to see your
picture. Use .jpg or .png if possible.

-- 
Harry Mason ("hjm200.ecs@soton@ac@uk" =~ tr/@./.@/)

MJP <mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net> ASCII art 10 Jul 2002 19:31 · permalink · report
On Wed, 10 Jul 2002 14:21:36 -0230, "_El_Diablo_" <el_...@cheatcc.com> wrote:

>well, im a total newbie here, so discount what i say at your discression.
>but MAN, you need a hobbie.  There is enough porn on the internet now for
>you to go and jack off to.  if you want to make porn, try hentai, or
>something else that you can clearly see.  I DO love ascii, and porn, but
>they should not really be combined.
>
>but seriously, that IS talent.
>
>and by the way, is there any way to post actual pictures here? like and
>actual .bmp image?
>
>>;^)>
>
>

go read items at http://www.bluedwarf.net/mikechat/ada/

1) I had a reason for posting the pics
    a) no I wont bother telling the reason to you
2) ASCII is one of my hobbies
    a) I normally don't post conversions (see item 1)
    b) Those pics are ASCII and as such meet the criteria for posting here
3) Usenet is not censored
    a) If you are not an adult, tune in the cartoon network
    b) Move on to another group
    c) Post your own (clothed?) version for comparison of what would be "better"
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4) Go outside and get some fresh air
    a) Futher
    b) A little further
    c) If you can read this you are still too close
5) Do not enter any art museum 
    a) Or the Cistine Chaple
    b) Especially not the Cistine Chaple
    c) Or watch underwear commercials on TV
    d) Or read the newspaper
        1) Front page is ok though

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