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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 27 Jan 2003.
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Nerd Boy, episode 335

Nerd Boy, episode 335

alt.ascii-art · 4 messages · 27 Jan 2003 - 28 Jan 2003
Joaquim Gândara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 27 Jan 2003 00:51 · permalink
       _                ,,,
      (_| O             ..'
     [__]_.)_|   ______.||
  __ |   |d| | _ |    | || _____________


                I'm borrowing
       _         a pencil. `,,,
      (_| O                 ..'
     [__]_.)_|   ______   |-||.
  __ |   |d| | _ |    | ___ |\ _________


          Careful, that's my     ?!
           pencil/laser gun!    ,,,
             ___      _ __ `OO  oo'
         *swish!*______ _- //-|.||
           --- _ |    | __ bb _ || _


      Nah, I'm kidding, it's       Can't even lend
       just a pencil.. see?        me a pencil.. `,,,
                          `OO       Cheapskate!   '--
                 ______   .||-|                    ||
               _ |    | __ bb ____________________ |\ __

                                                    ,,,
                            @@  ,                   'oo
                 ______   .//--()-    *zot!*     --->))
               jg|    |    bb   `                   //



----
I was playing No One Lives Forever and started thinking about
gadgets. The joke went through one big change into another
joke when I transcribed it from thought to JavE, and then I
reworked it to a whole other joke again. In my opinion, the
end result is the best I could come up with, but how would
you know, not having seen the other two version? Well, I guess
you'll never know.

--
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

"Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in news:b11vp7$ul8g1$1@ID-
102694.news.dfncis.de:

> I was playing No One Lives Forever and started thinking about
> gadgets. The joke went through one big change into another
> joke when I transcribed it from thought to JavE, and then I
> reworked it to a whole other joke again. In my opinion, the
> end result is the best I could come up with, but how would
> you know, not having seen the other two version? Well, I guess
> you'll never know.
> 

Ignorance is bliss... ahhh :)

-- 
"Loving kindness, warm hearts and a, "Life is mostly froth and bubble,
 Stretched out hand of tolerance,     Two things stand like stone,
 All the shining gifts,               Kindness in another's trouble,  
 That make peace on Earth." - tBW     And courage in your own." - ALG

Joaquim G�ndara wrote in message ...
>          Careful, that's my     ?!
>           pencil/laser gun!    ,,,
>             ___      _ __ `OO  oo'
>         *swish!*______ _- //-|.||
>           --- _ |    | __ bb _ || _
>
>
>      Nah, I'm kidding, it's       Can't even lend
>       just a pencil.. see?        me a pencil.. `,,,
>                          `OO       Cheapskate!   '--
>                 ______   .||-|                    ||
>               _ |    | __ bb ____________________ |\ __
>
>                                                    ,,,
>                            @@  ,                   'oo
>                 ______   .//--()-    *zot!*     --->))
>               jg|    |    bb   `                   //
>

Is it just me or is having a combined pencil/laser gun just about as
sensible as a combined coat hanger/cigarette lighter ??

But NerdBoy looks all evil and nasty in this one - shooting his mate in the
back with a laser gun - with the wide eyes and the sharp lean-forward while
doing the dirty deed...

Cheapskate indeed  ;O)

--
Graeme Porter
   -^-_  _
   / [_][_]_:_  Proud owner of a 1978
  /|  _||_  v  Pearl Fiberglass Shell kit
   | /    \ |
-=/=\\____//=\=jaa  "I married Miss right, I just didn't
                     know her first name was 'Always'"
                                       -- Anonymous

Rander <lrN...@rander.dk> 28 Jan 2003 13:08 · permalink
Mon, 27 Jan 2003 09:03:49 -0000 brugte Anonymous 41 linier p� at fort�lle
dette til alt.ascii-art:

>>                                                    ,,,
>>                            @@  ,                   'oo
>>                 ______   .//--()-    *zot!*     --->))
>>               jg|    |    bb   `                   //
>Is it just me or is having a combined pencil/laser gun just about as
>sensible as a combined coat hanger/cigarette lighter ??

Indeed! :-)

>But NerdBoy looks all evil and nasty in this one - shooting his mate in the
>back with a laser gun - with the wide eyes and the sharp lean-forward while
>doing the dirty deed...
>Cheapskate indeed  ;O)

To me it looks more like he's surprised that it actually DOES shoot! 

-- 
Lars Rander, www.rander.dk  ICQ#: 987520  ** Pil ikke ved min adresse **
Sjathelt og beskytter af det svage k�n (udn�vnt af diktator SEJ 5/6-99)

Jeg kunne godt t�nke mig at v�re med til at bek�mpe
milj�et og s�dan noget. (Ung mand i Radio Syd)

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