Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 8 May 2003.
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· 14 messages · 8 May 2003 - 6 Jun 2003
You guys have WAY too much time on your hands. Why don't you have social relationships or something???
It passes time at a boring job. Newsgroups are a great alternative to TPS reports. Trance_Wizard wrote: > You guys have WAY too much time on your hands. Why don't you have social > relationships or something??? > > > > >
Trance_Wizard wrote in message <3eba65b2$1...@news.connect.usq.edu.au>... >You guys have WAY too much time on your hands. Why don't you have social >relationships or something??? <sarcasm> Wow - I see the light now !! All the time I've been creating, posting, and admiring ASCII pictures, I COULD have spent TELLING PEOPLE THEY HAVE NO LIFE!!! </sarcasm> For [insert name of preferred deity]'s sake, it's a hobby; at least we're not selling guns and crack on street corners or something. We enjoy doing it. Other people enjoy looking at it. If you don't fit into this category, then kindly piss off. Furthermore, I do have social relationships. I am married, with one step-son. I work in a busy callcentre providing IT support to an international network and IT solutions provider (BT Global Services). From working here, I have met and frequently socially interact with a number of friends of all ages and from all walks of life. I play drums in a big band jazz group, practising every Tuesday night. Just because I spend a bit of time doing something I LIKE doing but which you obviously think is below your standards, doesn't mean to say that I'm socially derelict/stupid/boring/illiterate/[insert preferred insult here]. Like I said - if you don't like it, then piss off. -- Graeme Porter -^-_ _ / [_][_]_:_ Proud owner of a 1978 /| _||_ v Pearl Fiberglass Shell kit | / \ | -=/=\\____//=\=jaa "I married Miss right, I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'" -- Anonymous
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> You guys have WAY too much time on your hands. Why don't you have social
> relationships or something???
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On 2003-05-09 q11...@mail.connect.usq.edu.au said:
> You guys have WAY too much time on your hands. Why don't you
> have social relationships or something???
Heh! That's hilarious, coming from some drongo at the
University of Queensland. Whatta yer studyin' there,
mate...Beer-Drinking 101?
Tell yer what, Sport: a "social relationship" is -NOT-
necessarily defined as drinkin' beer in a pub with a
bunch of other galahs, and bonking big-bummed Aussie
sheilas with room-temperature I.Q.s.
Strewth! Bloody Queenslanders. Got tickets on'emselves,
that mob. Yer gotta squash'em.
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_.--- Anonymous spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > For [insert name of preferred deity]'s sake, it's a hobby; at least we're > not selling guns and crack on street corners or something. Speak for yourself. For instance I send about 100 to 200 thousand junk faxs a day. I find that it helps me inject a nice amount of hate into the world on a daily bases. And for fun I also come in here and offer up pr0n and butterflies in ASCII-Vision(tm). > I play drums in a big band jazz group, practising every Tuesday night. Really? Very cool. The only BBJ I have is Artie Shaw's "Self Portrait". Which I guess is about as good as it gets. '---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~ -- .-')) http://asciipr0n.com/fp ('-. | I don't give a damn for a man ' ..- .:" ) Updated ( ":. -.. ' | that can only spell a word one ((,,_;'.;' 05 / 06 ';. ';_,,)) | way. ((_.;'*Faux_Pseudo*':._)) | -- Mark Twain
"Trance_Wizard" <q11...@mail.connect.usq.edu.au> wrote in message news:3eba65b2$1...@news.connect.usq.edu.au... > You guys have WAY too much time on your hands. Why don't you have social > relationships or something??? Woo-Hoo, don't fret, baby! It seems the time to change the diaper. Or time to breast-feeding...... _.~._ ,~'.~@~.`~. / : _..._ : \ { :,"''))`".: } `C) 9 _ 9 (-'.._,-"7o-.__ ( )(@)( ) /o `. `-.___.-' `-._ / \ \ / `-' ;`-._,-. y ,' `---t.,-. \_____ ,' /---.__\ _( \--------' _,\ ,' `-.__.--' `. \_____ '///,-`-' `-------' hjw -- kirara
In message <b9e00a$qif$1...@pheidippides.axion.bt.co.uk> "Anonymous" <gue...@guest.net> wrote: >at least we're >not selling guns and crack on street corners or something. Speak for yourself... ;-)
"Digger Blue" <dig...@waltzing-matilda.au> wrote in news:3ebabd78 @post.newsfeed.com: > \,=======\ _ > ( ) ) _____|_|_____ > `.___,'__,' | | > | |/ / | Gold Coast | > | | /' | 100 meters | > __ (_ \' |_____________| > \ \ /' /\ `, | | > \ ' / `\`\ | | > `-' __/`/' """ > `---' ua > For authenticities sake: That would be "metres" over here - ye olde original english spelling - since we are a colony. -- http://users.bigpond.net.au/abcgi "Life is mostly froth and bubble, Two things stand like stone, Kindness in another's trouble, And courage in your own." - ALG
On Fri, 9 May 2003 00:11:48 +1000, "Trance_Wizard" <q11...@mail.connect.usq.edu.au> wrote: >You guys have WAY too much time on your hands. Why don't you have social >relationships or something??? > > Statements of this sort is very very sad to see. Wandering who does not have a life. lgbeard
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>Trance_Wizard wrote in message <3eba65b2$1...@news.connect.usq.edu.au>...
>>You guys have WAY too much time on your hands. Why don't you have social
>>relationships or something???
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>Wow - I see the light now !!
I think posting lengthy rebuttals to this guy proves his point.
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On Fri, 09 May 2003 06:32:26 GMT, ABCGi <abc...@codemonkey.com.au> wrote: > "Digger Blue" <dig...@waltzing-matilda.au> wrote in news:3ebabd78 > @post.newsfeed.com: > > > \,=======\ _ > > ( ) ) _____|_|_____ > > `.___,'__,' | | > > | |/ / | Gold Coast | > > | | /' | 100 meters | > > __ (_ \' |_____________| > > \ \ /' /\ `, | | > > \ ' / `\`\ | | > > `-' __/`/' """ > > `---' ua > > > > For authenticities sake: That would be "metres" over here - ye olde > original english spelling - since we are a colony. > The confusion is excusable since -metre- is anything but an original English word. Furthurmore I sincerly doubt England already used the metric system when you guys were colonized. \,=======\ _ ( ) ) _____|_|_____ `.___,'__,' | | | |/ / | Gold Coast | | | /' | 109 yards | __ (_ \' |_____________| \ \ /' /\ `, | | \ ' / `\`\ | | `-' __/`/' """ `---' ua :) joris
*** post for FREE via your newsreader at post.newsfeed.com *** On 2003-06-05 svz...@xs4all.nl (Sandra van Zanten) said: >> "Digger Blue" <dig...@waltzing-matilda.au> wrote: >> > \,=======\ _ >> > ( ) ) _____|_|_____ >> > `.___,'__,' | | >> > | |/ / | Gold Coast | >> > | | /' | 100 meters | >> > __ (_ \' |_____________| >> > \ \ /' /\ `, | | >> > \ ' / `\`\ | | >> > `-' __/`/' """ >> > `---' ua >> > >> For authenticities sake: That would be "metres" over here - ye >> olde original english spelling - since we are a colony. > >The confusion is excusable since -metre- is anything but an original >English word. Furthurmore I sincerly doubt England already used the >metric system when you guys were colonized. Joris, please don't use my computer without permission. / But Sandra, you always say "No." / _____ `, (((_ \ Gelukkig ___ # 6 6 \ \ /_,/\ nieuwjaar. |/ ? / ) ) /" ( / | , )\ =__ `, \ .Y___ / /__/\ \____ ( _\ (__ \ \(__ ,- / \_/ \ ,- )' \_/ \ ) / (\ |/| / < _____ _> \ |/| ( ( ( \ \ |. ||\ ----|.|--/___/ ,___/___\---|.|------'----'--------'-----'-- b'ger '-' |\/ '-' -----= Posted via Newsfeed.Com, Uncensored Usenet News =----- http://www.newsfeed.com - The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! -----== 100,000 Groups! - 19 Servers! - Unlimited Download! =-----
sandra van zanten <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote in news:1103_1054774198 @news.xs4all.nl: > The confusion is excusable since -metre- is anything but an original > English word. Furthurmore I sincerly doubt England already used the > metric system when you guys were colonized. > We still are a colony :) We had a vote and everyone said: "Republic? pfft piffle! ra ra the Queen..." -- http://users.bigpond.net.au/abcgi "Life is mostly froth and bubble, Two things stand like stone, Kindness in another's trouble, And courage in your own." - ALG
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