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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 16 Apr 2008.
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ASCII Art Fart for Fri, 2008 Apr 11: #3214 PEDOMETER

ASCII Art Fart for Fri, 2008 Apr 11: #3214 PEDOMETER

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 16 Apr 2008
Aidan Karley <nam...@email.provider.invalid> 16 Apr 2008 06:00 · raw headers · report 
In article <CyILj.105263$Ft5...@newsfe15.lga>, Faux_Tran wrote:
> |,'_ _`.|                SO I BOUGHT A PEDOMETER          
>            |:`*)*';|                                                 
>            ;|\ _ /|:                I WALKED AROUND WITH IT AND      
>         ,-(||.)-(.||)-.             THE NUMBERS KEPT GETTING HIGHER  
>        |'  \|(\ /)|/  `                                              
>        `:. (  `|'  ) .;'            TURNS OUT IT DOESN'T MEASURE WHAT
>         | : \ ,^. / : |             I THOUGHT IT WOULD               
>        ,'`'\-`.._/_/; |             (PEDOS)                          
>        `:=..-...______;_
>
       Delightfully perverted, as we've come to know and expect from 
any of the Tran-bots.
       
I suppose everyone here has heard the joke about the woman whose house 
got vandalised by a mob who thought that she was a p�dophile ... 
because she actually worked as a p�diatrician. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Only ... it's not a joke. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/901723.stm

-- 
 Aidan in Scotland
 Written at Wed, 16 Apr 2008 04:52 +0100, but posted later.

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