ProAscii #3

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Yet another one made up as I went along.

ProAscii and and any other charactors as well as content are copywrite
by Faux_Pseudo:

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    Well here we are again.            o
    Last time we met I borrowed    "] .
    A little from Shakespeare     =/
    So what shall it be this time. /\
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    Hm nothing is coming to me.  I think I
    shall meditate on this.

   Ahmmmmmmmmmmmm   []  Ahmmmmmmmmmmmm
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    Let me think upon my life and see what
    comes to me

   Ahmmmmmmmmmmmm   []  Ahmmmmmmmmmmmm
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    There was the first time I fell in love.

               o=o
               |_|  Isn't she lovely?
     []    (]  |_|  286 and monicrom.
    -==- -===       What more could you want?
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    There was the first time my hart was broke.

               o=o      Sorry kid but we
               |_|       /\  will get another.
     []        |_|      |oo|
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

   I have both tragedy and romance.
   This is good I am identifying with the readers.

   Ahmmmmmmmmmmmm   []  Ahmmmmmmmmmmmm
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   But I need a cig now.
                       . o
   Ahmmmmmmmmmmmm   []  Ahmmmmmmmmmmmm
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   I know I know meditating  and smoking don't go
   together but its an addiction.
                         oo
                       . o
   Ahmmmmmmmmmmmm   []  Ahmmmmmmmmmmmm
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   Did I say addiction?  I meant that it brings me
   inner piece.  Ya thats it. Inner Piece.
                         oo
                       .o
   Ahmmmmmmmmmmmm   []  Ahmmmmmmmmmmmm
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   Ok back to the reflecting.
                        ooOOOoo
                       .Ooo
   Ahmmmmmmmmmmmm   []  Ahmmmmmmmmmmmm
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   Damn it!  I smoked my whole cig in that double
   think.  No more meditating for me.  After all
   I am ProAscii, a man of action! So I shall go
   out side where, outside is where they keep the
   action these days.
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   Hm but I might risk alienating the viewers.
   People sitting in front of the computer reading
   Ascii cartoons don't go out side.  Talking about
   outside might cause people to go outside and then
   ratings would slip.  It would be as counter
   productive as one of the TV networks running a
   "news" story about how their parent company sucks.
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   So we go back inside now.  So that we do not run my
   beloved viewers off.
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   I, ProAscii could do a script on how cartoon characters
   always refer to them selves in the third person.

             (]        Na.  I will just lean up on my
           -===["      computer desk and relies that I
- ------------H-H\=/\----have no big thoughts to share today.

   No stories about corporate control, no story's about
   addiction induced hypocrisies, no today I will not
   expound on great thoughts about getting out of the
   house or misguided love.  
                    oO0O0
             (]   .ooO
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   I will instead just sit here and smoke inside and
   do nothing.  Maybe even watch a little TV.
   I have failed to reach my viewers.
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                        :F_P:



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+-(faux@fugozi)-(0.10|0.05|0.01)-(02:48|Sat Apr 27)-+ cat ~/.{sig,uin}
It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.
        - Andrew Jackson
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