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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 5 Sep 1997.
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Straight man wants straight men 045142

Straight man wants straight men 045142

alt.ascii-art · 3 messages · 5 Sep 1997 - 11 Sep 1997
I live in the Tarrytown, NY (USA) area. Discreet. Available evenings.
I am a straight, handsome, man who loves to suck cock, balls and ass of
other straight men.

NO GAYS! NO KRANKS!


phone  (1) 914 478 4805
fax       (1) 914 478 2002



0452
17

-- 
Romance Connection
Looking for love? $5 and we'll do the posting.


GAWD, PETE!!!!!! I been toldt that you like to post under alias alter-egos, but I din't believe it, till now! You sure haff messed
up, this time.  I know that you meaned for this one to go to the 'propriate news group, but you is sent it here, to alt.ascii-art,
instead.  Please, for the next time, 
try an 'member to change your postin fields.  We is none of us innerested in your private perversions.  Keep that stuff private,
and off'n here.

Harold Van Nostrand <har...@psi.net> wrote in article <hno...@news.psi.net>...
> I live in the Tarrytown, NY (USA) area. Discreet. Available evenings.
> I am a straight, handsome, man who loves to suck cock, balls and ass of
> other straight men.
> 
> NO GAYS! NO KRANKS!
> 
> 
> phone  (1) 914 478 4805
> fax       (1) 914 478 2002
> 
> 
> 
> 0452
> 17
> 
> -- 
> Romance Connection
> Looking for love? $5 and we'll do the posting.
> 

PeteCasso <pet...@aol.com> ASCII art 11 Sep 1997 00:00 · permalink
Jonnystein, again you did not notice that you incurred a sewer dump on
yourself. I realize that you are an angry man, but just don't shoot holes
in sewer tanks of spaceships, and you will be much better off, just by
doing nothing, no kidding!
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