Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 30 Nov 1999.
PIC: Hammerhead Shark
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· 13 messages · 30 Nov 1999 - 2 Dec 1999
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Pils <adr...@i.signaturen> wrote in message news:384...@news.get2net.dk... > > |. > ::. > ::: > ___ |:: > `-._''--.._ |:: > `-._ `-._ .|:: > `-._ `-:::: > `. |:::. > ) |::`:"-._ > <' _.7 ::::::`-,.._ > `-.: `` '::::::". > .:' . . `::::\ > .:' . .:::} > _.:' __ . :::/ > ,-.___,,..--'' --.""`` ``"".-- --,.._____.-. > (( ___ """ -- ... .... __ ______ (D > "-'` ```''-. __,,.......,,__ ::. `-" > `<-....,,,,....-< .:::' > "._ ___,,._:::( > ::--='' `\:::. > / :::' `\::. > pils / ::' `\:: > / :' `\: > ( / `" > " > > Amazing picture. JRO
On Tue, 30 Nov 1999 15:27:52 -0600, "JRO" <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote: [SNIP] > >Amazing picture. > >JRO > Thanks, I appreciate it! -- /.) .- - - - - - - - - - - -. (.\ /)\| ( Niels Rasmus Hansen ) |/(\ // / ( niels.pils(@)get2net.dk ) \ \\ / " " `- - - - - - - - - - - - -' " " \
In article<384...@news.get2net.dk>,
Pils <adr...@i.signaturen> writes:
PIC: Hammerhead Shark
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No offence to your *excellent* drawing of a real hammerhead shark,
but it reminded me of something we have in Britain called VIZ
magazine. It's almost impossible to describe... it's modelled
after one of our best-known children's comics, but with lots of
adult sex and toilet jokes and just plain silly things.
One of their comic strips is The Pathetic Sharks, who stroll up and
down the beach wearing flipflops and eating ice cream and, well, just
being pathetic and most un-sharklike. And of course one of them is a
"hammerhead", who has a nose like a ballpeen hammer.
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On Tue, 30 Nov 1999 20:01:34 +0000, Dave Bird <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk> wrote: >In article<384...@news.get2net.dk>, >Pils <adr...@i.signaturen> writes: > > PIC: Hammerhead Shark > ===================== > |\ > | \ > | \ > |\ _ _ _............_ _ _ > | \ _.--'''' (0'-. _ > | \.-' '-._( ) > | ._ _[ ] > | / '-._ '';:::::::-' /_\ > | / '''''- - - .... .......-----'' > |/ /.' /.' > > > No offence to your *excellent* drawing of a real hammerhead shark, > but it reminded me of something we have in Britain called VIZ > magazine. It's almost impossible to describe... it's modelled > after one of our best-known children's comics, but with lots of > adult sex and toilet jokes and just plain silly things. Sounds interesting :-) Do you have any links? > One of their comic strips is The Pathetic Sharks, who stroll up and > down the beach wearing flipflops and eating ice cream and, well, just > being pathetic and most un-sharklike. And of course one of them is a >"hammerhead", who has a nose like a ballpeen hammer. ..... I just can't picture it. You must come up with a link. Please, otherwise the thought of how you can stick a ballpen hammer to a shark's face will keep me awake for many nights to come. -- /.) .- - - - - - - - - - - -. (.\ /)\| ( Niels Rasmus Hansen ) |/(\ // / ( niels.pils(@)get2net.dk ) \ \\ / " " `- - - - - - - - - - - - -' " " \
In article <384...@news.get2net.dk>, adr...@i.signaturen (Pils) wrote: > > |. > ::. > ::: > ___ |:: > `-._''--.._ |:: > `-._ `-._ .|:: > `-._ `-:::: > `. |:::. > ) |::`:"-._ > <' _.7 ::::::`-,.._ > `-.: `` '::::::". > .:' . . `::::\ > .:' . .:::} > _.:' __ . :::/ > ,-.___,,..--'' --.""`` ``"".-- --,.._____.-. > (( ___ """ -- ... .... __ ______ (D > "-'` ```''-. __,,.......,,__ ::. `-" > `<-....,,,,....-< .:::' > "._ ___,,._:::( > ::--='' `\:::. > / :::' `\::. > pils / ::' `\:: > / :' `\: > ( / `" > " > > Awesome !!!!!!! -- ____ _ _ _ /(( )) /_\ _ __ _ _ | |__ __ _ | |_ ___ ( )6 6( ) / _ \ | ' \| || || / // _` || _|/ -_) (_) l (_) /_/ \_\|_|_|_|\_, ||_\_\\__,_| \__|\___| \ <> ) |__/ __) (__ akg amy...@mail.com Mae West - I've been things and done places.
Pils <adr...@i.signaturen> wrote in message news:384...@news.get2net.dk... > > |. > ::. > ::: > ___ |:: > `-._''--.._ |:: > `-._ `-._ .|:: > `-._ `-:::: > `. |:::. > ) |::`:"-._ > <' _.7 ::::::`-,.._ > `-.: `` '::::::". > .:' . . `::::\ > .:' . .:::} > _.:' __ . :::/ > ,-.___,,..--'' --.""`` ``"".-- --,.._____.-. > (( ___ """ -- ... .... __ ______ (D > "-'` ```''-. __,,.......,,__ ::. `-" > `<-....,,,,....-< .:::' > "._ ___,,._:::( > ::--='' `\:::. > / :::' `\::. > pils / ::' `\:: > / :' `\: > ( / `" > " nice pic! Prudence
Pils writes > > |. > ::. > ::: > ___ |:: > `-._''--.._ |:: > `-._ `-._ .|:: > `-._ `-:::: > `. |:::. > ) |::`:"-._ > <' _.7 ::::::`-,.._ > `-.: `` '::::::". > .:' . . `::::\ > .:' . .:::} > _.:' __ . :::/ > ,-.___,,..--'' --.""`` ``"".-- --,.._____.-. > (( ___ """ -- ... .... __ ______ (D > "-'` ```''-. __,,.......,,__ ::. `-" > `<-....,,,,....-< .:::' > "._ ___,,._:::( > ::--='' `\:::. > / :::' `\::. > pils / ::' `\:: > / :' `\: > ( / `" > " > > Ace pic! i can't draw real life very well ... that shark looks great [][ see yuz [][ colin -- . /\_/\ ( () |_ | |\| _/ |? .\ |\| |) .\ |_ |_ :( a a( CJRandall http://www.shieldwolf.demon.co.uk ' \___") <<sPAMiSanUISANCE--=oOo=--tROLLSaREwORSE>>
Dave Bird wrote: > > In article<384...@news.get2net.dk>, Pils writes: > >On Tue, 30 Nov 1999 20:01:34 +0000, Dave Bird wrote: > >> > >> PIC: Hammerhead Shark > >> ===================== > >> |\ > >> | \ > >> | \ > >> |\ _ _ _............_ _ _ > >> | \ _.--'''' (0'-. _ > >> | \.-' '-._( ) > >> | ._ _[ ] > >> | / '-._ '';:::::::-' /_\ > >> | / '''''- - - .... .......-----'' > >> |/ /.' /.' > >> > >> > >> No offence to your *excellent* drawing of a real hammerhead shark, > >> but it reminded me of something we have in Britain called VIZ > >> magazine. It's almost impossible to describe... it's modelled > >> after one of our best-known children's comics, but with lots of > >> adult sex and toilet jokes and just plain silly things. > > > >Sounds interesting :-) Do you have any links? > > As you might guess it is "www.viz.co.uk" (not ".com") > The bad news is, it says "new site under construction......" And its still kinda funny....Read the stupid construction stuff.... Cant wait till this site gets up and running,maybe the will take submissions...... -- |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE | | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: | | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ | | ,',' ||| `.`. kro...@gtcom.net | |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|
In article<384...@news.get2net.dk>, Pils <adr...@i.signaturen> writes: >> PIC: Hammerhead Shark >> ===================== >> |\ >> | \ >> | \ >> |\ _ _ _............_ _ _ >> | \ _.--'''' (0'-. _ >> | \.-' '-._( ) >> | ._ _[ ] >> | / '-._ '';:::::::-' /_\ >> | / '''''- - - .... .......-----'' >> |/ /.' /.' >> >> >> No offence to your *excellent* drawing of a real hammerhead shark, >> but it reminded me of something we have in Britain called VIZ > >Sounds interesting :-) Do you have any links? try a search for viz NEAR magazine > >> One of their comic strips is The Pathetic Sharks, And of course one of them is a >>"hammerhead", who has a nose like a ballpeen hammer. > >..... I just can't picture it. You must come up with a link. Please, >otherwise the thought of how you can stick a ballpen hammer to a >shark's face will keep me awake for many nights to come. well, see above: the nose of the shark simply curves round into the ball, and front face, of a small hammer-head. -- ^-^-^-@@-^-;-^ http://www.xemu.demon.co.uk/ (..)__u news:alt.smoking.mooses happy as a clam at high tide -. <_" .-._.-.
In article<384...@news.get2net.dk>, Pils writes: >On Tue, 30 Nov 1999 20:01:34 +0000, Dave Bird wrote: >> >> PIC: Hammerhead Shark >> ===================== >> |\ >> | \ >> | \ >> |\ _ _ _............_ _ _ >> | \ _.--'''' (0'-. _ >> | \.-' '-._( ) >> | ._ _[ ] >> | / '-._ '';:::::::-' /_\ >> | / '''''- - - .... .......-----'' >> |/ /.' /.' >> >> >> No offence to your *excellent* drawing of a real hammerhead shark, >> but it reminded me of something we have in Britain called VIZ >> magazine. It's almost impossible to describe... it's modelled >> after one of our best-known children's comics, but with lots of >> adult sex and toilet jokes and just plain silly things. > >Sounds interesting :-) Do you have any links? As you might guess it is "www.viz.co.uk" (not ".com") The bad news is, it says "new site under construction......" |~/ |~/ ~~|;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;||';-._.-;'^';||_.-;'^'0-|~~ P | Woof Woof, Glug Glug ||____________|| 0 | P O | Who Drowned the Judge's Dog? | . . . . . . . '----. 0 | O O | answers on *---|_______________ @__o0 | O L |<a href="news:alt.religion.scientology"></a>_____________|/_______| L and<a href="http://www.xemu.demon.co.uk/clam/lynx/q0.html"></a>XemuSP4(:)
In article <384...@news.get2net.dk>, adr...@i.signaturen (Pils) wrote: > You must come up with a link. Please, > otherwise the thought of how you can stick a ballpen hammer to a > shark's face will keep me awake for many nights to come. You want a link? Go to http://www.viz.co.uk/ but wait till the new year unless you just want to see the funniest "site under construction" message *ever*. /\/\ark ~|~ennant (to send a personal reply remove ".nospam")
On Thu, 2 Dec 1999 00:10:38 +0000, Dave Bird <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk> wrote: >In article<384...@news.get2net.dk>, Pils writes: >>On Tue, 30 Nov 1999 20:01:34 +0000, Dave Bird wrote: [SNIP, ballpoint hammer shark, and then some] >>Sounds interesting :-) Do you have any links? > > As you might guess it is "www.viz.co.uk" (not ".com") > The bad news is, it says "new site under construction......" I'll have to check that out. I tried doing a search for viz magazine at UK yahoo, but the closest it came was a few articles _about_ viz magazine. On the up side I found a "... guide for football fans travelling abroad, helping them out with more colourful ways to insult football referees in their own language." It's always nice to know that you can swear at a football referee in bengali if the need occurs. OBSCII: O O ### </< /|> ### /> 0 / > ### -- /.) .- - - - - - - - - - - -. (.\ /)\| ( Niels Rasmus Hansen ) |/(\ // / ( niels.pils(@)get2net.dk ) \ \\ / " " `- - - - - - - - - - - - -' " " \
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