Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 10 Oct 1996.
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TURN $5 INTO $50,000 IN ONE 20 TO 90 DAYS!!!
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 10 Oct 1996
-- TURN $5 INTO $50,000 IN ONE 20 TO 90 DAYS!!!
Please take five minutes of your time and read this article. You can
easily make over
50,000 dollars in a course of 20 to 90 days.
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I could make $50 000 within 4 weeks for an investment of only $5.
I thought it was a huge joke! I spoke to my friends about it and they
thought likewise.
But after three days of desperate struggle I decided I had nothing to
lose.
My family and I sent $1 by snail mail to each of 5 names and addresses
specified in the article. We then placed our own name and address in
the article and
posted it in 200 other newsgroups.
Two weeks later, I started receiving money in the mail! I could not
believe it! Hundreds of dollars turned into thousands, and in the 4
weeks, I received a total
of $53,654. It came from all over the world.
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If you follow the 3 steps below, there is no reason whatsoever why the
same shouldn't happen to you. This is a perfectly legitimate investment
opportunity.
You invest $5 and you receive a return on your investment. So does the
next investor.
NOT ILLEGAL, NOT A CHAIN LETTER - PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE! OBVIOUSLY, IF
YOU
ARE NOT INTERESTED, THEN DON'T PARTICIPATE. BUT PLEASE PRINT THIS
ARTICLE
AND GIVE IT TO SOMEONE WHO MAY WISH TO TAKE ADVANTAGE.
The procedure is very simple.
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STEP 1. Write your name and address on 5 separate pieces of paper
with the words
"PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST". Fold a $1 note or money order or
bank draft in each of the pieces of paper and mail them to the
following five addresses:
1. Steve Alford
Unit 137, Building 213
Altus AFB, OK 73523
2. Tami Miller
200 S. Alpine Dr.
Cornelius, OR 97113
3. Ken Rose
5815 Parfet St.
Arvada, CO. 80004
4. Robert Knowlton
PO Box 924
Concord, NH 03302-0924
5. M. Glynn
1520 Dr.Penfield ave #23
Montreal H3G 1B9 Qc.
Canada
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STEP 2. Now remove the 1st name on the list, move the other 4 names
up (5 becomes 4,
4 becomes 3 etc.) and put your name and address as number 5 on the
list.
You can do this by re-typing this article or simply editing and
re-posting it in this or
another newsgroup.
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STEP 3. Post your amended article to at least 200 new groups (there
are17 000 of them).
You are now in the Mail Order Investment Business and you will start
receiving $1 returns by mail within a week or two. The more newsgroups
you post to,
the bigger your return will be. You may want to rent a Post Office Box
to handle the
volume of mail you are likely to receive.
If you wish to remain anonymous, you can use a pseudonym such as "The
Manager" or "The Investor", but make sure your address is correct!
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NOW LET ME TELL YOU WHY THIS SYSTEM WORKS!
Of every 200 postings I made, I received an average of 5 replies, YES -
ONLY 5, each
with a $1 bill enclosed. You make $5 for every 200 postings WITH YOUR
NAME AT NUMBER 5.
Each person who sent you $1, now also makes let's say,only 200
additional postings
WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 4, i.e. 1000 postings.
On average therefore, 50 people will send you $1 with your name at
number 4. You make$50.
Your 50 new agents make 200 posting each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 3 or
10,000 postings - average return 500 at $1 each is $500. They make 200
postings each
WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 2 = 100 000 postings = 5 000 returns at $1
each = $5 000.
Finally, 5,000 people make 200 postings each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER
1 and
you get a return of $50,000 before you name drops off the list. AND
THAT'S IF EVERYONE DOWN THE LINE ONLY MAKES 200 POSTINGS! Total income
in one
cycle = $55,500.
From time to time, when your name is no longer on the list, you take
the latest posting
that is appearing in the newsgroups, SEND OUT ANOTHER $5 TO THE NAMES
THAT ARE ON THE LIST, PUT YOUR NAME IN AT NUMBER 5 AND START
POSTING AGAIN. Remember, 200 postings is only a guideline. The more you
post, the greater the return
. Let's review the reasons why you should do this: THE ONLY COST FACTORS
ARE 5 STAMPS, 5 ENVELOPES, AND 5 $1 BILLS. Anyone can afford five
dollars to
put into such an effortless investment with SPECTACULAR RETURNS.
Some people have said to me "What happens if the scheme is 'played out'
and no one sends me any money"? Big deal! So you lose $5 - but what
are the chances
of that happening?
Do you realize how many Internet Users there are? Do you realize how
many times this scheme can be utilized over and over again - with
COMPLETELY NEW people
participating?
There are not HUNDREDS, NOT EVEN THOUSANDS, BUT HUNDREDS OF
THOUSANDS OF NEW INTERNET USERS EVERY MONTH!
Remember, read the instructions carefully and play FAIRLY...that's the
only way this will work. Get a printout so you can refer back to this
article easily.
Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you money and always keep an
eye on the newsgroup postings to make sure everyone is playing fairly.
You know where your name
should be.
REMEMBER....HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY.YOU DON'T
NEED TO CHEAT THE BASIC IDEA TO MAKE THE MONEY!
GOOD LUCK TO ALL,AND PLEASE PLAY FAIR AND YOU WILL
WIN AND MAKE SOME REAL INSTANT FREE CASH!
*** By the way, if you try to deceive people by posting the messages
with your name in the list and not sending the money to the people
already included, you will not get much. I know someone who did this
and only got about $150 (and that's after two months). Then he sent
the 5 bills, people added him to their lists, and in 4-5 weeks he had
over $10,000!
MZ�
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