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FAST CASH IN 2 WEEKS!!! TRY IT TO BELIEVE!!!
alt.ascii-art.animation
· 1 message · 11 Nov 1996
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PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING! YOU CAN TURN $5 INTO $ THOUSANDS OR MORE!
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Hello! I've got some awesome news that I think you need to take two
minutes to read if you have ever thought "How could I make some serious
cash in a hurry???", or been in serious debt, ready to do almost
anything to get the money needed to pay off those bill collectors. So
grab a snack, a warm cup of coffee, or a glass of your favorite
beverage, get comfortable and listen to this interesting, exciting find!
Let me start by saying that I FINALLY FOUND IT! That's right! I found it
! And I HATE GET RICH QUICK SCHEMES!! I hate those schemes like
multi-level marketing, mail-order schemes, envelope stuffing scams, 900
number scams. The list goes on forever. I have tried every darn get
rich quick scheme out there. I would shell out $14.95 here, $29.95
there,
$24.95 here, and another $49.95 there. Eventually, I just tossed that
JUNK MAIL in the trash when I got the mail. I recognized it I can smell
a money scam from a mile away these days, SO I THOUGHT.
I thought I could sniff out a scam easily. Was I WRONG! I LOVE THE
INTERNET!!!
I was scanning through a NEWSGROUP and saw an article stating to GET
CASH FAST!! I thought "Here on the Internet?? Well, I'll just have to
see what schemes could possibly be on the Internet." The article
described a way to MAIL A ONE DOLLAR BILL TO ONLY FIVE PEOPLE AND MAKE
$50,000 IN CASH WITHING FOUR WEEKS! Well, the more I thought about it,
the more I became very curious. Why? Because of the way it worked AND
BECAUSE IT WOULD ONLY COST ME FIVE DOLLARS (AND FIVE STAMPS), THAT"S
ALL I EVER PAY. EVER!!
OK, so the $50,000 in cash was maybe a tough amount to reach, but it
was possible. I knew that I could at least get a return of $1,000 or
so. So I did it!! As per the instructions in the article, I mailed out
('snail mail' for you e-mail fanatics) a single dollar bill to each of
the five people on the list that was contained in the article. I
included a small note, with the dollar, that stated "Please Add Me To
Your List. "I then removed the first position, and put my name in
position five of the list. This is how the money starts rolling in! I
then took this revised article now with my name on the list and REPOSTED
IT ON AS MANY NEWSGROUPS AND LOCAL BULLETIN BOARD MESSAGE AREAS THAT I
KNEW. I then waited to watch the money come in�prepared to maybe
receive about $1000 to $1500 in cash or so �.
But what a welcome surprise when those envelopes kept coming in!!! I
knew what they were as soon as I saw the return addresses from people
all over the world. Most from the U.S., but some from Canada, even some
from Australia! $1000? $5000? Not Even!! So maybe it was
possible to get $50,000 in cash, I don't know, but IT COMPLETELY
DEPENDS ON YOU, THE INDIVIDUAL! You must follow through and repost this
article everywhere you can think of! The more postings you achieve will
determine how much cash will arrive in your very own mailbox!! It's just
too easy to pass up!!!
Not only does it work for me, it works for other folks as well. Markus
Valppu says he made $57,883 in four weeks. Dave Manning claims he made
$53,664 in the same amount of time. Dan Shepstone says it was only
$17,000 for him. Do I know these folks? No, but when I read how they
say they did it, it made sense to me. Enough sense that I'm taking a
similar chance with $5 of my own money. Not a big chance, I admit--but
one with
incredible potential, because $5 is all anyone ever invests in this
system, Period. That's all Markus, Dave, or Dan invested, yet their $5
netted them tens of thousands of dollars each, in a safe, legal,
completely
legitimate way.
Let's review the reasons why you should do this: The only cost factors
are for the five stamps, the five envelopes and the 5 one dollar bills
that you send out to the listed names by snail mail (your postal service
Mail). Then just simply repost the article (WITH YOUR NAME ADDED) to
all the newsgroups and local BBS's you can. Then sit back and,
(ironically), enjoy walking (You can run if you like!) down your
driveway to your mailbox and scoop up your rewards!! We all have five
dollars to put into such an easy effortless investment with SPECTACULAR
REALISTIC RETURNS OF $15,000 to $25,000 in about 3-5 weeks! So HOLD OFF
ON THOSE LOTTERY NUMBERS FOR TODAY, EAT AT HOME INSTEAD OF TAKEOUT FROM
McDONALDS AND INVEST FIVE DOLLARS IN THIS AMAZING MONEY MAKING SYSTEM
NOW!!! YOU CAN'T LOSE!!
So how do you do it exactly, you ask? I have carefully provided the
most detailed, yet straightforward instructions on how to easily get
this underway, and get your cash on its way. SO, ARE YOU READY TO MAKE
SOME CAH!!!?? HERE WE GO!!!
*** THE LIST OF NAME IS AT THE END OF THIS ARTICLE. ***
OK, Read this carefully. Get a printout of this information, if you
like, so you can easily refer to it as often as needed.
INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following: "Please add my
name to your list". This creates a service out of this money making
system and thus making it completely legal. You are not just randomly
sending a dollar to someone, you are paying for a legitimate service.
I have also made some great contacts thru this for business, and have
some new penpals, worldwide!
Make sure you include your name and address. I assure you that, again,
this is completely legal! For a neat little twist, also write what slot
their name was in, i.e., "You were in Slot 3", Just to add a little
fun! This is all about having fun and making money at the same time!
2. Now fold this sheet of paper around a U.S dollar bill, it seems to be
the
international currency today, (no checks or money orders), and put them
into
an envelope and send it on its way to the five people listed. The
folding of the paper around the bill will insure its arrival to its
recipient. THIS STEP IS VERY IMPORTANT!!
3. Now listen carefully, here's where you get YOUR MONEY COMING TO YOUR
MAILBOX. Look at the list of five people, remove the first name from
position one and move everyone on the list up one slot on the list.
Position 2 name will now move to the position one slot, position 3 will
now become position 2, 4 will be 3, 5 will be 4. Now put your name,
address, zip-code AND COUNTRY in position 5, the bottom position on the
list.
4. Now upload this updated file to as many newsgroups and local bulletin
boards' message areas & file sections as possible. Give a catchy
description of the file so it gets noticed!! Such as :NEED FAST CASH?,
HERE IT IS!" or "NEED CASH TO PAY OFF YOUR DEBTS??', etc. And the more
uploads, the more money you will make, and of course, the more money the
others on the list will make too. LET'S ALL TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER BY
BEING HONEST AND BY PUTTING FORTH 120 PERCENT INTO THIS PROFITABLE &
AMAZING SYSTEM!!! You'll reap the benefits, believe me!!! Set a goal
for the number of total uploads you'll post, such as 15-20 postings or
more! Always have a goal in mind!!! If you can UUE encode the file
when uploading, that will make it easier for the people to receive it
and have it downloaded to their hard drive. That way they get a copy of
the article right on their computer without hassles of viewing then
saving the article from the file menu. Don't alter the file type, leave
it as an MS-DOS Text file. The best test is to be able to view this
file using Microsoft's Notepad for Windows 3.x or WordPad for Windows
'95. If the margins look right without making the screen slide left to
right when at the ends of the sentences, you're in business!
5. If you need help uploading, simply ask the sysop of the BBS, or
"POST" a message on a newsgroup asking how to post a file, tell them who
your Internet provider is and PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE GLAD TO HELP. I
would try to describe how to do it but there are simple too many
Internet software packages with slightly different yet relatively simple
ways to post or upload a file. Just ask for help or look in the help
section for 'posting'. I do know that for GNN, you simply select 'POST'
then enter a catchy description under the subject box, choose 'ATTACH',
selecting 'UUE' and NOT 'TXT', then choose 'Browse' to go look for that
file. Find you text file "MYFILE.TXT" and click on it and choose 'OK'.
Place a one line statement in the main body section of the message post
screen. Something like "Download this to read how to get cash arriving
in your mailbox with no paybacks!" or whatever. Just make sure it
represents its true feasibility, NOT something like "Get one million
dollars flooding in your mailbox in two days!" You'll never get any
responses!
6. And this is the step I like. JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE BECAUSE
CASH IS ON ITS WAY!! Expect to see a little money start to trickle in
around 2 weeks, but AT ABOUT # & $, THE MONEY STORM WILL HIT YOUR
MAILBOX!! All you have to do is take it out of the mailbox and try not
to scream to loud (outside anyway) when you realize YOU HIT THE BIG TIME
AT LAST!!
7. So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then get that something
special you always wanted to buy that special person in your life (or
the one you want in your life) a gift they'll never forget. ENJOY LIFE!
8. Now when you get low on this money supply, simply re-activate this
file again; Reposting it in the old places where you originally posted
and possibly some new places you now know of. Don't ever lose this
file, always keep a copy at your reach for when you ever need cash.
THIS IS INCREDIBLE TOOL THAT YOU CAN ALWAYS RE-USE TIME AND TIME AGAIN
WHEN CASH IS NEEDED!
THE NAMES LIST THE NAMES LIST THE NAMES LIST
1. Harold Wiegman
1080 South 1500 East
Clearfield, UT 84015
2. Serge Demers
1140 Rene-Kimber #2
Trois-Rivieres, PQ,
Canada, G8Z 1P9
3. Josh Feinstein
1587 Mallard Dr.
Apt. #418
Mayfield Heights, Ohio 44124
4. Rick Ostler
266 Charlotte St., Suite 214
Peterborough, Ontario,
Canada, K9J 2V4
5. Frederick Lin
Yishun St21 Blk 231
#12-402 Singapore 760231
Note:
Try to keep a list of everyone who sends you a dollar and always keep an
eye on the local posting of this file Just to make sure that everyone
is playing the game fairly. You know where your name should be.
*** AGAIN, HONESTY IS THE BEST THING WE HAVE GOING FOR US ON THIS PLAN.
-Rick Ostler, Peterborough, Ontario, Canada.
Note: For those of you mailing from the U.S. to Canada, remember that
the postal rate will be a couple of cents higher.
For those in Canada, I would recommend always sending US$, even to
other people in Canada, because a $1 "loonie" coin probably wouldn't
make it
through the mail.
*** By the way if you try to deceive people by posting the messages with
your name in the list and not sending the money to the people already
included, you will not get much. I know someone who did this and only
got about $150 (and that's after two months). Then he sent the 5 bills,
people added him to their lists, and in about 4-5 weeks he had over
$10,000! All the lists are re-distributed as soon as the money is
received.
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