Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 24 Jun 2005.
porn asciimation
alt.ascii-art
· 33 messages · 24 Jun 2005 - 15 Jul 2005
Duh de duh de darrrr!!!! http://www.cudmunchers.co.uk/rectum/asccimation/porn2.html if you are running ie, & it doesn't work plse tell, also tell if works if press refresh, also tell is Jasens SW Asscimation works with your browser. Cheers guys Sam.
Seems funny, but it's too fast: can't read the lines. BoD
yeah, hard to judge when already know what the lines say. Are others finding this? how much so? Which lines seem OK, which don't you get in time? "BoD" <Bo...@JRAF.org> wrote in message news:42bc0b78$0$31241$626...@news.free.fr... > Seems funny, but it's too fast: can't read the lines. > > BoD
In article <d9h0rp$9vn$1...@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk>, Sam Stratford wrote: > Duh de duh de darrrr!!!! > http://www.cudmunchers.co.uk/rectum/asccimation/porn2.html > Splatttt! The page comes up with horribly overlapping table boxes and a stack of Java that fails with errors like > Caused by: java.io.IOException: open HTTP connection failed. > at sun.applet.AppletClassLoader.access$100(Unknown Source) > .. > ... 10 more > java.lang.SecurityException: illegal URL redirect > I don't know what the Java was meant to do, but it didn't. > if you are running ie, > What sort of idiot do you take me for? -- Aidan Karley, Geologist, "You are in a maze of twisty little presentation styles, all [different | alike]."
_.-In alt.ascii-art, Aidan Karley wrote the following -._ > In article <d9h0rp$9vn$1...@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk>, Sam Stratford wrote: >> Duh de duh de darrrr!!!! >> http://www.cudmunchers.co.uk/rectum/asccimation/porn2.html >> > Splatttt! > The page comes up with horribly overlapping table boxes and a > stack of Java that fails with errors like >> Caused by: java.io.IOException: open HTTP connection failed. >> at sun.applet.AppletClassLoader.access$100(Unknown Source) How come you get all the cool errors? All I get are things like Ladies and gentlemen, hetros and deviants, please unzip your flies... it's Britney! Applet: No JDK 1.1 support for Applet! But that kind of thing happens when you are using a ascii friendly browser like elinks. OA: i ` . Fauxascii.com . '| | : . ! . .` .| | ! .Steal this banner. . ! | |_ . .!_ . . _! . } `-' `-._.-' `-._.-' `-._.-' -- .-')) fauxascii.com ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
In article <6U0ve.18210$FP2.6338@lakeread03>, Faux_Pseudo wrote: > But that kind of thing happens when you are using a ascii friendly > browser like elinks. > From the fact that I'm seeing error messages like "illegal URL redirect", I'm guessing that the author made (followed) some assumption about what sort of redirections are considered legal (perhaps he has 2 domains which are aliases for one IP, and he switches between using the domain name and IP in different parts of the code. But the resolution attempts are making part of the code unloadable. Whatever; not my problem.), but is now discovering that different Java engines interpret the security model in different ways. It's been said before - test your website in as many different browsers as you can. I don't think I've even set up particularly strict security rules. -- Aidan Karley, Geologist, "You are in a maze of twisty little presentation styles, all [different | alike]."
And was that with ie? Which version? TBH I don't give a shit about any of the other browsers, they're for idealistic adolescents and hippies, I'll do with the 90% of normal people like me. Aidan Karley wrote: > In article <6U0ve.18210$FP2.6338@lakeread03>, Faux_Pseudo wrote: >> But that kind of thing happens when you are using a ascii friendly >> browser like elinks. >> > From the fact that I'm seeing error messages like "illegal URL > redirect", I'm guessing that the author made (followed) some > assumption about what sort of redirections are considered legal > (perhaps he has 2 domains which are aliases for one IP, and he > switches between using the domain name and IP in different parts of > the code. But the resolution attempts are making part of the code > unloadable. Whatever; not my problem.), but is now discovering that > different Java engines interpret the security model in different ways. > It's been said before - test your website in as many different > browsers as you can. I don't think I've even set up particularly > strict security rules. > >> alike]."
_.-In alt.ascii-art, Sam Stratford wrote the following -._ > And was that with ie? Did you catch the prior post where he said he wasn't that stupid? I can't think of one poster in this group that uses IE. In fact my website logs indicate that IE only makes up about 10% of the browsers used by the readers of this group. People who like ascii are smarter than IE users. > TBH I don't give a shit about any of the other browsers, they're for > idealistic adolescents and hippies, I'll do with the 90% of normal people > like me. If by normal you mean 'prefering an infuriour product' then that is all fine and good. But if you come in here and (like you did) and post a link for us (which you did) and we can't view it (which we can't) then it would seem that we are the majority in this microcosim and you are the idealistic adolescent. By the way if your site doesn't work with other browsers then you site won't work when the next IE release comes out. This is a lesson that has been learned time and time again. Oh, and stop top posting. Love The Managment -- .-')) fauxascii.com ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
> I can't think of one poster in this group that uses IE. In fact my > website logs indicate that IE only makes up about 10% of the browsers > used by the readers of this group. somewhat, corroborated by mine. > > People who like ascii are smarter than IE users. Yes, pay for internet access then mar the experience with a browser which is given second consideration (if considered at all) in the design of web pages. You should all be admitted to menser clearly. > Oh, and stop top posting. > > Love The Managment Look at me, kicking against convention. Kicking against the man.
"Faux_Pseudo" wrote in message ... > I can't think of one poster in this group that uses IE. Ahem! > People who like ascii are smarter than IE users. Well, I've always liked to be controversial. People can't seem to 'put me in a box' depending on what I do as I don't seem to follow those rules, so I'm glad that I've found another statement to contradict :-) STM ObAscii - a box []
Sam Stratford said > Duh de duh de darrrr!!!! > http://www.cudmunchers.co.uk/rectum/asccimation/porn2.html > if you are running ie, & it doesn't work plse tell, also tell if > works if press refresh, also tell is Jasens SW Asscimation works > with your browser. Cheers guys > Sam. > > I like it. As someone else commented, it's too fast though. I don't think I can get enough ASCII porn. Oddly enough, I don't really care for the real stuff. It's works with Firefox BTW. I can't decide if I'm an idealistic adolescent or a hippie? OBASCII: The brain of the average IE user. Divide by five for Outlook. / / .
In article <d9jf1l$77m$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk>, Sam Stratford wrote: > TBH I don't give a shit about any of the other browsers, ... > I'll do with the 90% of normal people like me. > Enjoy yourself in your declining enclave. Latest figures put IE at around 85%, which is a 5% drop over the last year or so. If you were running a shop, would you close the door on every 6th person to try walking into your business? > they're for > idealistic adolescents and hippies, > I just checked with the wife and she'd class me as an idealistic adolescent "sometimes", but not as a hippy. That's a little surprising, since I've frequently been described as a superannuated hippy (since I was 15! ; now approaching 40. When will I get my hippy pension?). But what the fuck? I haven't used Internet Explorer on one of my machines since the mid-90s. If you don't like it, tough. -- Aidan Karley, Geologist, "You are in a maze of twisty little presentation styles, all [different | alike]."
In article <Yqcve.21503$FP2.3475@lakeread03>, Faux_Pseudo wrote: > infuriour product > Is that a Freudian contraction of "infuriating" and "inferior"? <G> -- Aidan Karley, Geologist, "You are in a maze of twisty little presentation styles, all [different | alike]."
In article <d9kc6r$r8e$1...@newsg1.svr.pol.co.uk>, Sam Stratford wrote: > You should all be admitted to menser clearly. > I think you are failing to spell "Mensa", which off the top of my head, is based on the dictum "mens sana in corporea sana" (though I'll not be surprised to be corrected. > > Oh, and stop top posting. > > > > Love The Managment > Look at me, kicking against convention. Kicking against the man. > Why should I look at you? There's a pretty good chance that I've been kicking against convention and "the man" for a lot longer than you have, and possibly to more effect. Or were you experimenting with a novel (to you) form of humour related to irony? Don't give up hunting for a day job. -- Aidan Karley, Geologist, "You are in a maze of twisty little presentation styles, all [different | alike]."
"Sam Stratford" <sa...@samstratford.wanadoo.co.uk> wrote in message news:d9h0rp$9vn$1...@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk... > Duh de duh de darrrr!!!! > http://www.cudmunchers.co.uk/rectum/asccimation/porn2.html > if you are running ie, & it doesn't work plse tell, also tell if works if > press refresh, also tell is Jasens SW Asscimation works with your browser. > Cheers guys > Sam. > > I like it too. Again, dialog is too fast. Speed of animation is perfect I thought. I'm using Opera v8.00 Maybe all the people with problems have an old/broken version of java? *shrug* Ross
In article <42bf46fb$1...@dnews.tpgi.com.au>, Ross Marchant wrote: > Maybe all the people with problems have an old/broken version of java? > *shrug* > C:\WINNT>java -showversion java version "1.4.2_03" Java(TM) 2 Runtime Environment, Standard Edition (build 1.4.2_03-b02) Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (build 1.4.2_03-b02, mixed mode) Nothing else has suggested a need to update (I'm carefully avoiding the "update == upgrade == better" fallacy here) for ... 6 months or so. I think there was an issue with Cornell's `Atlas' map server that I use quite regularly. -- Aidan Karley, Geologist, "You are in a maze of twisty little presentation styles, all [different | alike]."
Ross Marchant wrote:
> Maybe all the people with problems have an old/broken version of java?
In fact, _he_ probably has a problem with a broken version of java,
namely, the java virtual machine from microsoft.
> Again, dialog is too fast. Speed of animation is perfect I thought. Unlinking dialog from the action makes the file size ballon, but obviously a better compromise must be reached. > > I'm using Opera v8.00 This is heatening. > Maybe all the people with problems have an old/broken version of java? > *shrug* 61.5% of people leave within 5 seconds, that's a lot of broken java. At some point I'll just recompile the player in 1.1, I presume that is still supported by pretty much everything {i.e., Mozilla5, Firefox 1.04, and I seem to have a few 'Galeon' users}. in the old days they used to give browsers meaningful names you know. What kind of name is Galeon? Your not on the super-highway your all at sea. > Ross
What is Mozilla 5.0, is it an earlier version of Friefox? Where can I download? No one seems to carry Firefox 1.0 anymore. I don't understand what Galleon is - some small improvement to Friefox? Google ain't helping.
Sam Stratford said > What is Mozilla 5.0, is it an earlier version of Friefox? > Where can I download? > No one seems to carry Firefox 1.0 anymore. > I don't understand what Galleon is - some small improvement to > Friefox? Google ain't helping. I don't understand a word you are saying.... but perhaps this might help? http://www.mozilla.org/products/ OBASCII: DB9 / / / / _ _ _ _ _ _ / \ / / _ _ _ _ _ / \ , , , , , / \ , , , , / ' - - - ' HS
Sam Stratford wrote:
>61.5% of people leave within 5 seconds, that's a lot of broken java.
I updated to the latest version of the standard Java 2 platform for
Windoze (from 1.5.0_01 to 1.5.0_04) and it still doesn't work.
This is the java console output...
Java Plug-in 1.5.0_04
Using JRE version 1.5.0_04 Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM
[...]
java.lang.SecurityException: illegal URL redirect
at sun.plugin.net.protocol.http.HttpUtils.followRedirects(Unknown
Source)
at sun.plugin.cache.CachedJarLoader.download(Unknown Source)
at sun.plugin.cache.CachedJarLoader.load(Unknown Source)
at sun.plugin.cache.JarCache.get(Unknown Source)
at
sun.plugin.net.protocol.jar.CachedJarURLConnection.connect(Unknown
Source)
at
sun.plugin.net.protocol.jar.CachedJarURLConnection.getJarFile(Unknown
Source)
at sun.misc.URLClassPath$JarLoader.getJarFile(Unknown Source)
at sun.misc.URLClassPath$JarLoader.<init>(Unknown Source)
at sun.misc.URLClassPath$3.run(Unknown Source)
at java.security.AccessController.doPrivileged(Native Method)
at sun.misc.URLClassPath.getLoader(Unknown Source)
at sun.misc.URLClassPath.getLoader(Unknown Source)
at sun.misc.URLClassPath.getResource(Unknown Source)
at java.net.URLClassLoader$1.run(Unknown Source)
at java.security.AccessController.doPrivileged(Native Method)
at java.net.URLClassLoader.findClass(Unknown Source)
at sun.applet.AppletClassLoader.findClass(Unknown Source)
at java.lang.ClassLoader.loadClass(Unknown Source)
at sun.applet.AppletClassLoader.loadClass(Unknown Source)
at java.lang.ClassLoader.loadClass(Unknown Source)
at sun.applet.AppletClassLoader.loadCode(Unknown Source)
at sun.applet.AppletPanel.createApplet(Unknown Source)
at sun.plugin.AppletViewer.createApplet(Unknown Source)
at sun.applet.AppletPanel.runLoader(Unknown Source)
at sun.applet.AppletPanel.run(Unknown Source)
at java.lang.Thread.run(Unknown Source)
The only meaningful info I could find on this was related to an applet
using an incorrect method to switch between an http and https urls.
In article <ote...@4ax.com>, Sharky wrote: > The only meaningful info I could find on this was related to an applet > using an incorrect method to switch between an http and https urls. > What grounds are there for a "fun" application redirecting to a secure server? My "I smell a dead rodent" sensor is beeping very strongly. -- Aidan Karley, Geologist, "You are in a maze of twisty little presentation styles, all [different | alike]."
In article <d9puj1$171$1...@newsg1.svr.pol.co.uk>, Sam Stratford wrote: > What is Mozilla 5.0, is it an earlier version of Friefox? Firefox is a simplified version of Mozilla (Moz includes an email/ news client, an HTML editor, and other stuff; Firefox doesn't, it's a browser pure and simple. "One job, one tool, minimal complications, fewer errors" is the Un*x way of thinking. > Where can I download? > No one seems to carry Firefox 1.0 anymore. Because it's been superseded by IIRC Firefox 1.0.1, then Firefox 1.0.2 . Which reminds me - must update the wife's box while she's away. > I don't understand what Galleon is - some small improvement to Friefox? > Google ain't helping. > IIRC Galleon is the implementation of the core of Mozilla and Firefox (the Gecko engine) on the new MacIntosh platform. That's another 5% or so of your potential audience. (Or is it the KDE desktop, not Mac? Can't remember.) -- Aidan Karley, Geologist, "You are in a maze of twisty little presentation styles, all [different | alike]."
Sharky wrote: Well cheers you have been useful. I think I shall go away and just twiddle the bits of the Java I understand and see if I can get it to work on Firefox at least. Jansens works, so I must be able to make it work too.
Actually I've looked at Java console in Mozilla, it said the same, but I clicked refresh and Bingo, of we go. I wonder if it is just a case of a large load time cos' I have it working swell now in Mozilla, Firefox, ie. People aren't looking for 'faster love' but lightspeed love? It must be the case, see no other explanation.
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In article <Xns9683DCA98AE20nope@204.153.244.170>, Homer.Simpson wrote: > This group is prone to twisting the > meaning of things,you know. > Never! > OBASCII: > > %%%%%%%%%%%% > %%%//\\%%% > %//)(\\% > %\\ //% > %\\//% > %%%% > %% > Sierpinski gasket? -- Aidan Karley, Geologist, "You are in a maze of twisty little presentation styles, all [different | alike]."
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> What the hell is a Sierpinski Gasket?
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In article <112...@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>, Bill Taylor wrote: > > What the hell is a Sierpinski Gasket? > > db > dbdb > db db > dbdbdbdb > db db > dbdb dbdb > db db db db > dbdbdbdbdbdbdbdb > <G> -- Aidan Karley, Geologist, "You are in a maze of twisty little presentation styles, all [different | alike]."
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In article <29ixe.15346$zM2...@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net>, Semach.the.monkey wrote: > Just how many Nerd Boys had to end up as amputees just for this piece of > art? > Too few. Infinitely too few. -- Aidan Karley, Geologist, "You are in a maze of twisty little presentation styles, all [different | alike]."
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