Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 11 Dec 1996.
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Try This! (This spammer scammer is in a coma. Sad.)
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· 2 messages · 11 Dec 1996 - 12 Dec 1996
>This is the $1.00 concept explained without the hype and silly numbers! >Read the following carefully and you could be joining the many thousands >of Internet users who are currently earning quite large sums of money Hi all, This spammer gave me all his worldly possessions before the coma. He was nice. ______________ .-~.------------.~-. ,-~ ,'| /// || // `, ~-,_ ,''"'`--|--------|`--------~~~ ~~- .,_ > _|__~ | ~ `. ____ ~ -. I ,',--.`. | : ,'.--.`. `.__) I======: ::____|__________;_;: ::======( `------`. .'-------------------`. .'`------' Here is his expensive car. _____________ _ __/ .::::.-'-(/-/) _/: .::::.-' .-'\/\_`, /: .::::./ -._-. d\| /: (""""/ '. (__/|| \::).-' -._ \/ \\/\| __ _ .-'`)/ '-'. . '. | (|_O .-' \ -' '\| _ _./ .-'| '. ( \\ .-' : '_ \ '-'\ /|/ / )\_ '- )_________.-|_/^\ ( .-' )-._-: / \(/\'-._ `. ( ) _//_/|: / `\() `\_\ ( ( \()^_/)_/ )/ \\ ) \\ \(_) // )\ _o\ \\\ (o_ |__\ \ / \\\__ )_\ ^)__\ His expensive horse he bought the day after the car. _.---. ., / \ [::]||||||||||||||||==|==[| '` ' \_ / LK 95 `-- ' Here is his $300,000 banjo bought from Steve Martin. ,AJF ? ,P $* ,"$@ 3', B%@8t,FdPJ (B?, ;W W$X$.$" P#. &#b?, oFd$H3 $Fd L?i# `L$kM P $$E~J$ $$9 b.$N^b `H$N", ,Fx$$>.$F/#d) #'$N(# k#$N", P M$$ $P uP\ Y.9$b^.KR$B7b dFJ$$$ $ d$"@ *, `L*$NL#/R$N/d, ;S $$$$ EJ$ d N`:"b `b^$$N. $$Nc#, ,**. .-\ @$$$$$#Le@=a@ kPNu#e`du#$$b "$$b?b .dF '$$**" ^#$$$o$*\d L*$e(#RbX#$$c`$$$c#, ;""`"** "" '$$$E- Nu?$$eL?%J#$bJ$$$NX*, ;" .. ..... ' $$$h'* e(#$$$bbJ?$$$$$$$K*, i x$$$$r' .$$$$$$% `$*r J Nb.(*$$$$$$$$$$$k^* b .$" "$$ $$$$*" $c? Ne?""$$$$$$$$X "qN $k 3":*" $# S kn.LCCUuui$$$$$$$$$$$N b, ^""' `eKzc Wbeoed$ L' NeiCC""""")3$$$$$$$$$k `r,. `?b 4B$$$$$$'H E~Lzu@$**#$$$$$$$$$L `b;"`ce "bS$$$$$*$ F bc snuWNQ$R$$$$$$$. `h, `Pb, 4$$$"$L?< Ni("^""#M$R$$$$$N `mc `iBn. $$$ $%.@ )"WM*"RR$$$$$$$r "$e. ,-eLu. @"$ M3 bJ. xR@5R8$$$$$R ^*- #$$$$L. 4r9 x `F'^C%J$$9I$$B$. $$$$$$6F"4 ; e@Pq:$RZ$$$6B$$bmL.- $$$$$$ p'$$B9ZAZU$$@$$@L d$$$$$$ `b/#$$R 6$*@BR$$$-ed@$$$$$$$F bL` b#B `R$$R"c?$$$$$$$$" Ne$k*M:.*RB.u.?*$$$$* eW" Ue.@.e>J*" dP d"z$$$$ .e ,i* @"J$$$P.@; ,pb* *" ***# `` \b ,eP" NF '^p. ,P# .e"i..ee*m . 'b .e# u@" `b >"'$. .,*" ' zP' N` # P# z:' $ `"b *" s e:" N .'._9 *" .e"' `""' "eai"LoP"IaV"hiP Here is his $40.000 bird he bought from Disney Co. He keeps saying "Zasu" so that must be his name. I haven't watched all the Disney movies. -| |- -| [-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-] |- [-_-_-_-_-] | | [-_-_-_-_-] | o o | [ 0 0 0 ] | o o | | | -| | | |- | | | |_-___-___-___-| |-___-___-___-_| | | o ] [ 0 ] [ o | | ] o o o [ _______ ] o o o [ | ----__ ___----- | ] [ ||||||| ] [ | | ] [ ||||||| ] [ | _-_-|_____]--------------[_|||||||_]--------------[_____|-_-_ ( (__________------------_____________-------------_________) ) Here is the castle he bought from U2. He bought it a week after getting Zasu. You have to save up for the big purchases but thanks to spam scams thousands of computer internet users are buying up castles in the British Isles for their exotic birds to fly around in. According to this man's records he wanted a low maintenance companion. His ex-human companions couldn't take the not showering spam scam binges for 3 weeks straight. But gosh, that 3 weeks tho paid off with this: | BOEING 777 | | .-'-. ' ___ ' ---------' .-. '--------- ----------------=========' '-' '=========---------------- '''''''|---|--// \\==||-',_m_,'-||==// \\--|---|''''''' \\__// ||/ H \|| \\__// '--' OO O|O OO '--' Yes, the bribe of $500,000 paid off the flight instructor and we think the stress of flying this plane to the Azores and back caused the coma. Sad. ... ..:nnnMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMnxnnMMMMMn:. `!?MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*!!"!<<<<<<<<< !!!!!?!!MMMM**"""<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< !!!!!!!!!!<<<<<<<<<<<<<~~~ !<<< !!!!!!!!!!<<<< !<<< !!!!!!!!!!<<<< !<<< !!!!!!!!!!!<<< !<<< '!!!!!!!!!!<<< !<<< !!!!!!!!!!<<< !<<< !!!!!!!!!!<<< '<<< !!!!!!!!!!<<< '<<< !!!!!!!!<<< .x+*<<< ..xnMMMMMMMX!!!!!<<< .:+!"!<<<<<<<<<<< !?MMMMMMMMMMMMMMH!!!:<<<"!<<<<<<<<<<<<<:xnMMMh. !!!MMMMMMMMMMMMMMX!!!<<<<<<<<<:xnHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM% '!!!!?MMMMMMMMMMMMMMXxnHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*!"<<<<<<< !!!!!!MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*""<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< !!!!!!!!MMMMMMMMMMMM*!!<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< .oOo. `!!!!!!!!M*"!<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<.:n~`~`~`~4MR8888o !!!!!!!<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<:xnMMMMMMMMMM. ^tR*#" !!!!!!<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<:nHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. ~!!!!<<<<<<<<<<<<:xnMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. !!!<<<<:nHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMx !<<<!MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*"<<<~ ~!?MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*!!<<<~ !!MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*"<<<~ !MMMMMMMMMMM*"<<<~~ `!MM*!!<<<~ `~ Eventually we had his computer donated to Charity. We think Karma made us donate it. After all I have enough money to retire at 29. Good luck, J
I must comment on your extraordinary artwork...this was magnificient. keep it up it made my day. Aloha from Hawaii, :)
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