Showdown of the 21st Century (was *some stupid topic posted by EepEep*)

Proposition:
    Royal Rumble, WWF style.

Contestants:

Eep� <ee...@tnlc.com>
    Real name: Unknown
    Favourite trolling grounds:
        comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action
        comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.rpg
        comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.strategic
        comp.games.development.design
    Likes: Trespasser and Tomb Raider
    Dislikes: Being proved wrong

VERSUS

Dr Scab <sca...@herpes.co.uk>
    Real name: Unknown
    Favourite trolling grounds:
        alt.ascii-art
        comp.os.linux.advocacy
        alt.flame.jesus.christ
        alt.seduction.fast
        comp.text.tex
    Likes: Using the "f" word
    Dislikes: Being lonely

VERSUS

C++  (also known as: Marcus Arronous NRN)
    Real name: Hitesh Shaw
    Favourite trolling grounds:
        rec.games.frp.super-heroes
        rec.arts.comics.marvel.universe
        rec.games.frp.misc
        rec.games.frp.advocacy
    Likes: '86 MU TSR RPG, Psyche factors, and
           his genius RPG ruleset that consists of 
           just 1 sentence.
    Dislikes: Homosexuals, bisexuals,
              people with an IQ of less than 120, and
              people that question the genius of his
              1 sentence RPG.

VERSUS

Anyone else I missed?

VERSUS

Me (haha, the irony).


Rules:
    Fighting must be physical, not just verbal
    (girly-arm slaps permitted).


*Ding ding*

Ah, only in my dreams.