Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 25 Mar 2003.
req. cockroaches
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· 20 messages · 25 Mar 2003 - 28 Mar 2003
anybody got any cockroach ascii-arts??
ever since I got them in my apt. i've been fascinated w/them.
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On Tue, 25 Mar 2003 15:01:56 -0600, paul wisehart <wis...@runbox.com> wrote: >anybody got any cockroach ascii-arts?? >ever since I got them in my apt. i've been fascinated w/them. > \ / > >/ ><//////$> > |\|\|\ If there fascinating now, very soon they will not be. Send them on there way. .-. o \ .-. .----.' \ .'o) / `. o / | \_) /-. '_.` \ \ `. | \ | \ | .--/`-. / / .'.-/`-. `. .\| /.' /`._ `- '-. ____(|__/`-..`- '-._ \ |`------.'-._ ` ||\ \ || # /-. ` / || \| || #/ `--' / /_::_|)__ `|____|-._.-` / ||`--------` \-.___.` | / || # | \ | | || # # | /`.___.'\ |.`|________| | /`.__.'|'.` __/ \ __/ \ /__.-.) /__.-.) LGB lgbeard
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"paul wisehart" <wis...@runbox.com> wrote in message news:slr...@stingray.mcst.ssai.biz... > anybody got any cockroach ascii-arts?? > ever since I got them in my apt. i've been fascinated w/them. ,--. .--. / \. ./ \ / /\ / " \ /\ \ / _/ {~~v~~} \_ \ / { | } \ ; /\{ | }/\ \ | _/ { | } \_ : | { | } | | /{ | }\ | | / { | } \ | | / { | } \ | | \ \ | / / | | \ \ | / / | \ \ \ | / / / \ / ~~~~~ \ / krr Eeek! I like insect but just omit cockroach. Cockroach in our country has very long antenna. That's the important point when we draw cockroaches. I don't know what kind of cockroach your country has . May other country's cockroach don't have long antenna, because it is toooo disgusting to see. Once you watch long-antenna-cockroach , you will meet him again in your nightmare with sweat! kirara
"KIRARA" <jim...@anet.ne.jp> wrote in message news:Nfsga.30513$ZS4...@news1.rdc1.ky.home.ne.jp... > > "paul wisehart" <wis...@runbox.com> wrote in message > news:slr...@stingray.mcst.ssai.biz... > > anybody got any cockroach ascii-arts?? > > ever since I got them in my apt. i've been fascinated w/them. ,--. .--. / \. ./ \ / /\/ " \/\ \ / _/ /~~~v~~~\ \_ \ / /####|####\ \ ; /\{#####|#####}/\ \ |_/ {#####|#####} \_: | {#####|#####} | | /{#####|#####}\ | | / {#####|#####} \ | | / {#####|#####} \ | | \ \#####|#####/ / | | \ \####|####/ / | \ \ \###|###/ / / \ / ~~~~~ \ / krr I made it again with some reform. Looks better than before. Ooh, roach season is coming soon...... kirara
On Thu, 27 Mar 2003 04:19:23 GMT, "KIRARA" <jim...@anet.ne.jp> wrote: > >"KIRARA" <jim...@anet.ne.jp> wrote in message >news:Nfsga.30513$ZS4...@news1.rdc1.ky.home.ne.jp... >> >> "paul wisehart" <wis...@runbox.com> wrote in message >> news:slr...@stingray.mcst.ssai.biz... >> > anybody got any cockroach ascii-arts?? >> > ever since I got them in my apt. i've been fascinated w/them. > > > ,--. .--. > / \. ./ \ > / /\/ " \/\ \ > / _/ /~~~v~~~\ \_ \ > / /####|####\ \ > ; /\{#####|#####}/\ \ > |_/ {#####|#####} \_: > | {#####|#####} | > | /{#####|#####}\ | > | / {#####|#####} \ | > | / {#####|#####} \ | > | \ \#####|#####/ / | > | \ \####|####/ / | > \ \ \###|###/ / / > \ / ~~~~~ \ / krr > > >I made it again with some reform. >Looks better than before. >Ooh, roach season is coming soon...... Both of the cockroaches are sharp looking :) And the season is almost here...So with that to look forward to, one should have a cockroach crusher ;) || | || | | || | || | | | || || | || | | ' .'| || | || | |______| || | || | .'------'. || | || |_ | | | | || |_ _||_.'| / | | | \ _||_.'| | | |-|____________|-| | | |____|.' |____________| |____|.' .'____________________________.'| | | | | | | | | | |_____________________________|.'_____ .' || | || | .' .' ||.' ||.' .' | .'___________________________________.' | | | .' | | .' |____________________________________|' LGB lgbeard
paul wisehart <wis...@runbox.com> wrote in message news:<slr...@stingray.mcst.ssai.biz>... > anybody got any cockroach ascii-arts?? > ever since I got them in my apt. i've been fascinated w/them. > \ / > >/ > <//////$> > |\|\|\ , .'''''. ... ''''', .' ',' ,.MMMM;.;' '. ;; ;MMMMMMMMM; ;;' :'M: ;MMMMMMMMMMM;. :M': : M: MMMMMMMMMMMMM: :M . .' M: MMMMMMMMMMMMM: :M. ; ; :M' :MMMMMMMMMMMM' 'M: : : :M: .;"MMMMMMMMM":;. ,M: : : ::,MMM;.M":::M.;MMM ::' : ,.; ;MMMMMM;:MMMMMMMM: :,. MMM.;.,MMMMMMMM;MMMMMMMM;.,;.MMM M':''':MMMMMMMMM;MMMMMMMM: "': M M.: ;MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM; : M ::: MMMMMMMMMMM;MMMMMMMM ::M ,''; MMMMMMMMMMMM:MMMMMMM :'". ,' : MMMMMMMMMMMM:MMMMMMM : '. ' : 'MMMMMMMMMMMMM:MMMMMM ; ' ,.....;.. MMMMMMMMMMMMM:MMMMMM ..:....;. :MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM:MMMMMM MMMMMMMM: :MM""":"" MMMMMMMMMMMMM:MMMMMM "": "'MM: MM: : MMMMMMMMMMMMM:MMMMMM ,' :MM 'MM : :MMMMMMMMMMMM:MMMMM: : ;M: :M; : 'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM' : ;MM :MM. : :MMMMMMMMMM;MMMMM: : MM: :M: : MMMMMMMMM'MMMMMM' : :MM' 'MM : "MMMMMMM:;MMMMM" ,' ;M" 'M : """"":;;;""""" : M: ;' : "MMMMMMMM;." : "". ,; : :MMMMMMM:;. : '. :' : ,MM''""""'':M: : '; ;' : ;M' MM. : ;. ,' : " "' : '. ' :' ' '' . : ' ' ' ; ; ' ; ' -hrr-
lgbeard <lgb...@bullregraud.nut> wrote in news:fr5...@4ax.com: > Both of the cockroaches are sharp looking :) > And the season is almost here...So with that to > look forward to, one should have a cockroach crusher ;) > > > || | || | | || | > || | | | || || | > || | | ' .'| || | > || | |______| || | > || | .'------'. || | > || |_ | | | | || |_ > _||_.'| / | | | \ _||_.'| > | | |-|____________|-| | | > |____|.' |____________| |____|.' > .'____________________________.'| > | | | > | | | > | | | > |_____________________________|.'_____ > .' || | || | .' > .' ||.' ||.' .' | > .'___________________________________.' | > | | .' > | | .' > |____________________________________|' LGB > > lgbeard And clean your kitchen each night... a crumb is like a watermelon to those guys. -- "Loving kindness, warm hearts and a, "Life is mostly froth and bubble, Stretched out hand of tolerance, Two things stand like stone, All the shining gifts, Kindness in another's trouble, That make peace on Earth." - tBW And courage in your own." - ALG
_.--- ABCGi spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > > And clean your kitchen each night... a crumb is like a watermelon to > those guys. An adult male survive for one week on the glue on the back of a (pre sticky) postage stamp. '---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~ -- ICQ=66618055 : (Now Playing) http://asciipr0n.com/fp updated=10/30 YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: /nin/purest_feeling_ii/10-Wish.mp3 Luck: residual of: Now: /nin/cow_palace_fagility_tour_2000/10_-_Wish.mp3 preparation : Fwd: vision/still/Joy_Division_-_The_Only_Mistake.mp3
Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote in news:slrnb8680v.jl3.Faux_Pseudo@fugozi.cx1209071-a: >> And clean your kitchen each night... a crumb is like a watermelon to >> those guys. > > An adult male survive for one week on the glue on the back of a (pre > sticky) postage stamp. Crap! What chance do we have? It's the end of the world ppl! They cannibalise too. Is there a certain size for a colony that means they don't actually need other food, and can thrive simply on deceased buddies? Kind of like the game of life, only a lot more disgusting! -- "Loving kindness, warm hearts and a, "Life is mostly froth and bubble, Stretched out hand of tolerance, Two things stand like stone, All the shining gifts, Kindness in another's trouble, That make peace on Earth." - tBW And courage in your own." - ALG
"Horroroso" <hor...@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:73d...@posting.google.com... > paul wisehart <wis...@runbox.com> wrote in message news:<slr...@stingray.mcst.ssai.biz>... > > anybody got any cockroach ascii-arts?? > > ever since I got them in my apt. i've been fascinated w/them. > > \ / > > >/ > > <//////$> > > |\|\|\ > > , .'''''. ... ''''', .' > ',' ,.MMMM;.;' '. > ;; ;MMMMMMMMM; ;;' > :'M: ;MMMMMMMMMMM;. :M': No, no, no, no, I can't see any more because this pidture is perfectly reallistic! GRRRRRRRRReat! Fantastic! Lovely?? maybe. kirara
"ABCGi" <abc...@codemonkey.com.au> wrote in message news:Xns934C696165ADEabcgi@61.9.128.12... > Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote in > news:slrnb8680v.jl3.Faux_Pseudo@fugozi.cx1209071-a: > > >> And clean your kitchen each night... a crumb is like a watermelon to > >> those guys. > > > > An adult male survive for one week on the glue on the back of a (pre > > sticky) postage stamp. > > Crap! What chance do we have? It's the end of the world ppl! > > They cannibalise too. Is there a certain size for a colony that means they > don't actually need other food, and can thrive simply on deceased buddies? > Kind of like the game of life, only a lot more disgusting! Terrible cockroach! I saw them flying! They attacked me when I had tried to kill them using slippers! They targeted on my face! Oh I wanna delete my memories, why am I not be able to forget such memories, and why do I forget important thing??? And why Tran didn't join this thread? Cockroach joke(gag) seems really his taste! kirara
On Thu, 27 Mar 2003 16:00:45 GMT, Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote: > _.--- ABCGi spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ >> > >An adult male survive for one week on the glue on the back of a (pre >sticky) postage stamp. > That happens to be their FAVORITE food... Literally.. If I had known that when I was defrauded by a former landlord, I'd gone down to the post office and bought a whole roll of one-cent'ers. ~justusloonz~.
_.--- ABCGi spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > They cannibalise too. Is there a certain size for a colony that means they > don't actually need other food, and can thrive simply on deceased buddies? The second law of thermodynamics says that can't happen. '---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~ -- ICQ=66618055 : (Now Playing) http://asciipr0n.com/fp updated=10/30 YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: re/pornography/06_-_The_Cure_-_A_Strange_Day.mp3 Where ever you go: Now: /nin/09_closer_to_god/04-Heresy_Blind.mp3 there you are : Fwd: /nin/11_the_perfect_drug/05_Remix_By_The_ORB.mp3
Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote in news:slrnb87sai.jl3.Faux_Pseudo@fugozi.cx1209071-a: >> They cannibalise too. Is there a certain size for a colony that means >> they don't actually need other food, and can thrive simply on >> deceased buddies? > > The second law of thermodynamics says that can't happen. Thank goodness for that! --
In article <ep7...@4ax.com>, pis...@mail.ru says... > >On Thu, 27 Mar 2003 16:00:45 GMT, Faux_Pseudo ><Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote: > >> _.--- ABCGi spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ >>> >> >>An adult male survive for one week on the glue on the back of a (pre >>sticky) postage stamp. >> > >That happens to be their FAVORITE food... Literally.. You mean LETTERALLY!?!?!? .-----------------------------------. | .~~~~~~~. | Wow, A Fish Stamp! | Michele Cerulli ) ( ( | Yummy! | ) . . ( | .. / | ) > o < ( | @@ | ) ^ ( | ( ) | ) 1 Euro( | \' '/ | ~~~~~~~ | -( )- | | /\../\ | | mc '-----------------------------------' Ok, I have am just being silly :)
"Faux_Pseudo" wrote in message ...
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| > They cannibalise too. Is there a certain size for a colony that
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| The second law of thermodynamics says that can't happen.
Yes, but do cockroaches understand the laws of thermodynamics?
It has been scientifically proven that a bumble bee is not aerodynamical
enough to be able to fly, yet everytime I see one, I wonder why no one
has explained it to the bee.
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semach.the.monkey wrote this foo here in the dust ... > It has been scientifically proven that a bumble bee is not aerodynamical > enough to be able to fly, yet everytime I see one, I wonder why no one > has explained it to the bee. Thats because it wasn't ~proved~ ... http://physicsweb.org/article/news/5/10/9 alex delurking -- (alex *)(malloc (sizeof (generic signature) * (sizeof (alex)))) Functional Organism Optimized for Battle and Accurate Repair
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