Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 2 Oct 1999.
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· 14 messages · 2 Oct 1999 - 5 Oct 1999
This isn't a cartoon. This post seems to have no purpose.
In fact, it does... You just don't know about it.
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Jonathon R. Oglesbee
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mail.fullnet.net
On Sat, 2 Oct 1999, JRO wrote: > This isn't a cartoon. This post seems to have no purpose. > In fact, it does... You just don't know about it. > > (.,------...__ > _.'" `. > .' .' `, `. `. ` > . .' .'/''--...__`. \ > . .--.`. ' "-. '. | > '' .' _.' .()) .--":/ > ''( \_\ ' (()( > ''._' ( \ ' > ' `. `--' ' > `.: . `-.___.' ' > `. . _ _ .' > ) .____.-' > .'`. (--.. > .' \ /\ / / `. > .' \( \ /|/ `. > .' \__/ `. > / | o | \ > | | | > > > jro > > > (.,------...__ > _.'" `. > .' .' `, `. `. ` > . .' .'/''--...__`. \ > . .--.`. ' "-. '. | > '' .' _.' .()) .--":/ > ''( \_\ ' (()( > ''._' ( ' ` > ` `. `--' ' > `.: . `-.___.' ' > `. . _ _ .' > ) .____.-' > .'`. (--.. > .' \ /\ / / `. > .' \( \ /|/ `. > .' \__/ `. > / | o | \ > | | | > > > jro > I know why you posted these. You want us to see how you looked as a youngster. Looks like red hair to me :-) *-----------------------------------* | {"} Geraldine Jones {"} | | \|/ we9...@victoria.tc.ca \|/ | | http://www.victoria.tc.ca/~we993/ | *-----------------------------------*
On Sun, 3 Oct 1999 12:46:21 +0100, Andrew Carpenter (new...@gloucestershire.freeserve.co.uk) wrote:
: JRO has supplied the new ascii for another caption competition. Whoever thinks
: of the best caption for this picture wins a holiday to JRO's cabin in the middle
: of nowhere.
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Actually, if my explanation for those crossed eyes should happen
to win this competition, the prize should go to Christian 'CeeJay'
Jensen whose post I was quoting above. %^)
--
Ilmari Karonen
http://www.sci.fi/~iltzu/
Andrew Carpenter <new...@gloucestershire.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message news:7t7fk8$97$1...@news6.svr.pol.co.uk... > JRO has supplied the new ascii for another caption competition. Whoever thinks > of the best caption for this picture wins a holiday to JRO's cabin in the middle > of nowhere. > > > (.,------...__ > > _.'" `. > > .' .' `, `. `. ` > > . .' .'/''--...__`. \ > > . .--.`. ' "-. '. | > > '' .' _.' .()) .--":/ > > ''( \_\ ' (()( > > ''._' ( \ ' > > ' `. `--' ' > > `.: . `-.___.' ' > > `. . _ _ .' > > ) .____.-' > > .'`. (--.. > > .' \ /\ / / `. > > .' \( \ /|/ `. > > .' \__/ `. > > / | o | \ > > | | jro | Well, I'll be dambed. Andrew is an absolute genius. HE figgered out the purpose of this post, with no clues given. His profound insight and mighty erudition, leave me stumbling in agahst and awe. My hat's off to you, Andrew. JRO
Andrew Carpenter <new...@gloucestershire.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message news:7t7fk8$97$1...@news6.svr.pol.co.uk... > > > (.,------...__ > > _.'" `. > > .' .' `, `. `. ` > > . .' .'/''--...__`. \ > > . .--.`. ' "-. '. | > > '' .' _.' .()) .--":/ > > ''( \_\ ' (()( > > ''._' ( \ ' > > ' `. `--' ' > > `.: . `-.___.' ' redruM... redruM... > > `. . _ _ .' > > ) .____.-' > > .'`. (--.. > > .' \ /\ / / `. > > .' \( \ /|/ `. > > .' \__/ `. > > / | o | \ > > | | jro | > >
JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message
news:37f7b396@206.103.97.91...
> His profound and mighty erections leave me stumbling in agahst and awe.
Did I read that right? JRO has your wife been near the computer again?
Andrew
(someone please haul my mind out of the gutter sometime soon)
Andrew Carpenter <new...@gloucestershire.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message news:7t8k13$cha$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk... > > JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message > news:37f7b396@206.103.97.91... > > > His profound and mighty erections leave me stumbling in agahst and awe. > > Did I read that right? JRO has your wife been near the computer again? > > Andrew Uh-huh.... I can see the content of some of my latest posts has caused your cerebral cortex to devolve into a sea of pungent, pugnacious purility (words with a P this time), thus making it impossible for you to correctly read - or spell - posts and reposts on usenet. This condition, heretofore known as "Inadvertantous Affectus Newsgroupus" makes you a danger to the honest, decent folk who use this medium. Briefly: you are a loose cannon, careening across the deck of the Information Garbage Scow. Anyways, I now take it all back. JRO P.S.: And as to my wife, she never touches this computer. I don't worry about that. It's this new guy, working down in Physical Therapy, that I'm trying to keep her from touching.
Geraldine Jones <we9...@victoria.tc.ca> wrote in message news:Pine.GSO.3.95.iB1.0.991002210124.29011D-100000@vtn1... > On Sat, 2 Oct 1999, JRO wrote: > > I know why you posted these. You want us to see how you looked as a > youngster. Looks like red hair to me :-) My hair ain't red; neffer have been. JRO
JRO has supplied the new ascii for another caption competition. Whoever thinks of the best caption for this picture wins a holiday to JRO's cabin in the middle of nowhere. > (.,------...__ > _.'" `. > .' .' `, `. `. ` > . .' .'/''--...__`. \ > . .--.`. ' "-. '. | > '' .' _.' .()) .--":/ > ''( \_\ ' (()( > ''._' ( \ ' > ' `. `--' ' > `.: . `-.___.' ' > `. . _ _ .' > ) .____.-' > .'`. (--.. > .' \ /\ / / `. > .' \( \ /|/ `. > .' \__/ `. > / | o | \ > | | jro |
JRO wrote: > > This isn't a cartoon. This post seems to have no purpose. > In fact, it does... You just don't know about it. > > (.,------...__ > _.'" `. > .' .' `, `. `. ` > . .' .'/''--...__`. \ > . .--.`. ' "-. '. | > '' .' _.' .()) .--":/ > ''( \_\ ' (()( > ''._' ( \ ' > ' `. `--' ' > `.: . `-.___.' ' > `. . _"UU .' > ) .____.-' > .'`. (--.. > .' \ /\ / / `. > .' \( \ /|/ `. > .' \__/ `. > / | o | \ > | | | > > jro [snip] You could have made it an "add a caption"...... -- |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE | | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: | | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ | | ,',' ||| `.`. kro...@gtcom.net | |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|
: (.,------...__ : _.'" `. : .' .' `, `. `. ` : . .' .'/''--...__`. \ : . .--.`. ' "-. '. | : '' .' _.' .()) .--":/ : ''( \_\ ' (()( "I don't get it ?! ... all I : ''._' ( \ ' get from looking at those : ' `. `--' ' pictures is a huge headache" : `.: . `-.___.' ' : `. . _ _ .' : ) .____.-' : .'`. (--.. : .' \ /\ / / `. : .' \( \ /|/ `. : .' \__/ `. : / | o | \ : | | jro | : : Actually, if my explanation for those crossed eyes should happen : to win this competition, the prize should go to Christian 'CeeJay' : Jensen whose post I was quoting above. %^) Cheers ! In the (slightly modified) words of Ellen (from the TV series of the same name) : " My name is Christian .. And I can't magiceye [sob] " Plus I seem to have difficulties writing pure ASCII ... I blame my colorblindness. 8) X-) CeeJay
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''._' ( \ ' .. ohh I was dreaming again "
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Christian 'Take me to your leader" Jensen
: > His profound and mighty erections leave me stumbling in agahst and awe.
:
: Did I read that right? JRO has your wife been near the computer again?
He's MARRIED ??!! .. That's scary .. No Terrifying !
- Christian 'You can't be crazy - Thats MY trademark!' Jensen
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Reposting bcuz the previous post seemed to be garbl�"%%"%"""#��%%
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.' .' `, `. `. `
. .' .'/''--...__`. \
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'' .' _.' .()) .--":/ .oO " Those balls sure look tasty...
''( \_\ ' (()( BBQ them over the fire and then
''._' ( \ ' a quick dip into the chocolate
' `. `--' ' sauce...
`.: . `-.___.' '
`. . _ _ .' I wonder if he'll let me
) .____.-' eat his balls .. hmmm... "
.'`. (--..
.' \ /\ / / `.
.' \( \ /|/ `.
.' \__/ `.
/ | o | \
| | | jro |
(.,------...__
_.'" `.
.' .' `, `. `. `
. .' .'/''--...__`. \
. .--.`. ' "-. '. |
'' .' _.' .()) .--":/ .oO " Resistance is fultile...
''( \_\ ' (()( You will be .. >|< ... huh ?
''._' ( \ ' .. ohh I was dreaming again "
' `. `--' '
`.: . `-.___.' '
`. . _ _ .'
) .____.-'
.'`. (--..
.' \ /\ / / `.
.' \( \ /|/ `.
.' \__/ `.
/ | o | \
| | | jro |
(.,------...__
_.'" `.
.' .' `, `. `. `
. .' .'/''--...__`. \
. .--.`. ' "-. '. |
'' .' _.' .()) .--":/ .oO " Maybe I should die my hair red ?? "
''( \_\ ' (()(
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`.: . `-.___.' '
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) .____.-'
.'`. (--..
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/ | o | \
| | | jro |
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.' .' `, `. `. `
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'' .' _.' . X) .--":/ - " Please remove cattleprop ASAP! "
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.' .' `, `. `. `
. .' .'/''--...__`. \
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'' .' _.' .() .--":/ .oO " If I just stare long enough...
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Christian 'Take me to your leader" Jensen
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) Money - Sex - Power - Root level access. (
( What more could you want ?! )
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( .:Newsgroup @ CeeJay.findhere.com:. )
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