Web Page Design

I design Web Pages. And recently, I have opened my own buesness, that
is home grown of course. I design Web Pages, that are frames, non
frames, sideline background, everything. Professional looking Web Pages.
I charge $20.00, for the webpage, and any other page for free after the
main page.For a sample of some of my more basic work, go to:
http://24.113.35.156/crackvictim/

cra...@home.com wrote:

> I design Web Pages. And recently, I have opened my own buesness, that
> is home grown of course. I design Web Pages, that are frames, non
> frames, sideline background, everything. Professional looking Web Pages.
> I charge $20.00, for the webpage, and any other page for free after the
> main page.For a sample of some of my more basic work, go to:
> http://24.113.35.156/crackvictim/

Gawd, I'd rather let my dawg do the job.

(Damn, I doan even have an askii dawg pitcher...
 hey Jonathon, how's my talkin'?)


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sandra van zanten <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote in message news:374...@xs4all.nl...
>
>
> cra...@home.com wrote:
>
> > I design Web Pages. And recently, I have opened my own buesness, that
> > is home grown of course. I design Web Pages, that are frames, non
> > frames, sideline background, everything. Professional looking Web Pages.
> > I charge $20.00, for the webpage, and any other page for free after the
> > main page.For a sample of some of my more basic work, go to:
> > http://24.113.35.156/crackvictim/
>
> Gawd, I'd rather let my dawg do the job.
>
> (Damn, I doan even have an askii dawg pitcher...
>  hey Jonathon, how's my talkin'?)
>
>
>                 HOINK
>                  HOINK!
>                _   /
>              _==\_
>             (/(_\/
>        _____/   '\_____
>       [_||_((_  /___||_]
>         ||,,)/\(,, ,||
>
>       b'ger
>

Yur tokkin' are jus' fine. I unnerstand, perfect-like. I is glad to see that
you is an edu-cated person, lak me. I wuz beginnin' to worry, I were the onliest
one on this here electronik-type news groop.

By the way, I ain't seen this guy's paige. I'll allow I will hafta take a look.
I reckon it must be a real humm-dinger. $2 says this guy are 14 year old, an'
needs the money to git hisself a new pair of Nikes.

Be good,
JRO

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>> > I charge $20.00, for the webpage, and any other page for free after the
>> > main page.For a sample of some of my more basic work, go to:
>> > http://24.113.35.156/crackvictim/
>>

>By the way, I ain't seen this guy's paige. I'll allow I will hafta take a
>look.
>I reckon it must be a real humm-dinger. $2 says this guy are 14 year old, an'
>needs the money to git hisself a new pair of Nikes.

I'd say that you are pretty close...
If this is his website, it's ok... nada special..
and yes, the pics of himself flashing the
bird is **really** professional.  I'm sure
he'll get lots of business <gag>

-joan
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Spunk1111 <spu...@aol.comQQ> wrote in message >
> I'd say that you are pretty close...
> If this is his website, it's ok... nada special..
> and yes, the pics of himself flashing the
> bird is **really** professional.  I'm sure
> he'll get lots of business <gag>
>
> -joan

Wow.... I missed that picture on that page. What will
these "flashers" try next? Now they's even ah flashin'
birds? Not effen poor animals is safe from this type
of prevert. On the other hand, I cain't he'p but wonner
if a bird, er a dawg, er a squirrel, er effen ah ol'
'possum much caires whut these wierdos flash at 'em.

It must be some kinder auto-thrill, I reckon.

JRO

.----- On Wed, 26 May 1999 03:21:48 GMT, cra...@home.com posted:
|I design Web Pages. And recently, I have opened my own buesness, that
|is home grown of course. I design Web Pages, that are frames, non
|frames, sideline background, everything. Professional looking Web Pages.
|I charge $20.00, for the webpage, and any other page for free after the
|main page.For a sample of some of my more basic work, go to:
|http://24.113.35.156/crackvictim/
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<rant>

You might stand a better chance of getting some business if you:
a) Invest in a spell checker
b) Get a more memorable URL (one with a hostname would help!)
c) Don't advertise in totally irrelevant newsgroups (or relevant ones, for
that matter.)
d) Get some web design "skillz".

</rant>

-Martin
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