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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art.animation, started 25 Feb 1997.
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** Lose Weight Guaranteed only $9.95 **

alt.ascii-art.animation · 1 message · 25 Feb 1997
fre...@usa.net 25 Feb 1997 00:00 · raw headers · report
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5) Why you don't have to count calories.
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