Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 23 Sep 2002.
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The Adventures of Joe 6 (the repost)
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 23 Sep 2002
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;| -= The Daily Squarehead =- |
;| ==================================== |
;| SWEDISH COMPUTER NERD SENT TO PRISON |
;| FOR UPLOADING _________________ |
;| WINDOZE VIRUS! | ___ | |
;| | / \\\ | |
;| ::::::: | ::::::: | [o[o]-\\ | |
;| ::::::: | ::::::: | /_ /|/ | |
;| ::::::: | ::::::: | {O} |= | |
;| ::::::: | ::::::: | #// (\ | |
;| ;;;;;;; | ;;;;;ua `-----------------' |
\'........................................'
______________________ Annie...?
| __ ____ __ | /
| | ||___ || | | _____ Don't worry, Joe...I'm
| | ||/ \|| | | ((( `\ here to get you out.
| | /||[.[.|| | | , ,`\ ) /
| | \|| _|| | | (^ ) )
| | || {-}|| | | ~-( )
| |./||\\# || | | _'((,,,))
| |__||____||__| | ,-' \__/ `\
| | ( , |
| CELL 403 | `-.-``-.-'/|_|
| ___ | \ / | |
| | o | | =()=; / ,'
| | | | | /` \ ' ____
| |___| | | ) __|_ __|
| | | | |____|__
| | |_ _/___| |____|
| | `/ .'
| | ( (
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____|====================|__________|\ )__________________ua_
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______________________ But...ummm, how can you do that?
| __ ____ __ | /
| | ||___ || | | _____ I hacked the prison's
| | ||/ \|| | | ((( `\ security system. Hehehe!
| | /||[o[o|| | | _ _`\ ) /
| | \|| _|| | | (^ ) )
| | || {-}|| | | ~-( )
| |./||\\# || | | _'((,,,))
| |__||____||__| | ,-' \__/ `\
| | ( , |
| CELL 403 | `-.-``-.-'/|_|
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| | o | | =()=; / ,'
| | | | | /` \ ' ____
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| | | | |____|__
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\ ' ) , ( ' / ____________
- C L A N K ! - |
/ , ) ' ( , \___ | _____ See? Come on...let's go!
|| /// \ | ((( `\ I'll create a diversion.
|| //-[O[O] | , ,`\ ) /
|| \|\ _\ | (^ ) )
|| =| {-} | ~-( )
|| ./) \\#-. | _'((,,,))
|| / \ | ,-' \__/ `\
||/ Prisoner \ | ( , |
||__/| of |__| | `-.-``-.-'/|_|
|| \ | M$ | | | \ / | |
||`.\| |/ | =()=; / ,'
|| /_|______| | /` \ ' ____
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Excuse me, Officer...
What do you want? | |
| I want to show you something. | |
Show me what? | | |
/ / | |
,,,,,,, _____ | |
,# \ | ((( `\ | |_
| C ~_\ _ _`\ ) | | \
| _/ (^ ) ) | |[o]
) --' ~-( ) | | _\
.---__(-. _'((,,,)) | |-}
/ , \ ,-' \__/ `\ | |#
|M$ ) # |,_ ( , | | |
| | | '-,_ `-.-``-.-'/|_| | |
( `\ / _____'-,_ \ / | | | |
`\_ `\| \ ....\ '-,_ =()=; / ,' | |
|__`\_ `\,__`\_____\ '-,_ \ ' | |
|-----`\/__=-,_ '-,_ | |
| | '-,_ '-,_ | |
\ | '-,_ '-,_ | |
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THESE! How do you like them? |
| | |
Awk! | | |
/ / | |
,,,,,,, _____ | |
,# / | ((( `\ | |
| C '_\ 6 6`\ ) | |
| C (^ ) ) | |
) --' ~-( ) | |
.---__(-. ,~~~\=~-'(~~-/'~~, | |
/ , \ `///,-'~`~-'~\\\~ | |
|M$ ) # |,_ \ (0 ( 0 | \ | |
| | | '-,_ `\`-.-'`-.-'/\ \ | |
( `\ / _____'-,_ `' \ /`\\/ | |
`\_ `\| \ ....\ '-,_ =()=; ` | |
|__`\_ `\,__`\_____\ '-,_ \ | |
|-----`\/__=-,_ '-,_ | |
| _) '-,_ '-,_ | |
\ | '-,_ '-,_ | |
ua|````````````````| | |
I can't believe that you busted me out of prison, Annie.
\
Hey...no sweat. It was too easy. Hehehe!
___ _____ / Next stop: the airport.
/ \\\ ((( `\
['[']-\\ _ _`\ )
/_ /|/ (^ ) )
{-} |= ~-( )
.- #// (\. _'((,,,))
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|__| |__| `-.-``-.-'/|_|
| | | | \ / | |
| | | | =()=; / ,'
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