Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 19 Apr 2003.
Super hero go to cave
alt.ascii-art
· 7 messages · 19 Apr 2003 - 26 Apr 2003
[Super hero go to cave]
v
/ \ Hi! My name is Pen1s man.
\ |. .| / I am here to save the world.
\| - |/ Today's mission is to go to
!` ,! the cave and defeat the Wooomb.
/|=0=|\
/ |___| \
~~_|~|_~~
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__________________
| Welcome! |
| home sweet home|
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/ \ Oooh, that seems right /WWWWWW\
| | place to go, honey. /WWWWWWWW\
| | I should be careful |WWWWWWWWWW|
!---!___d not to go falling |WWWWWWWWWW|
/` , \ another cave. |WWWWWWWWWW|
/ ` \ =========================
~~~|~|~~~ WWWWWW |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|
~ ~ WWWWWWWW | <-Caution!! |
WWWWWW | Wrong way!!|
| This cave is |
| not you must |
| go right now!|
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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Heeey, I can't see anything.WWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW How dark but warm and cozy. WWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I feel nearly melting and WWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW want to stay longer...... WWWWWW
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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Hello? Is anybody WWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW here? May I talk toWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Wooomb? Is she my WWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW enemy? Somebody? WWWWW
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[to be continued]
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kirara
http://bbs2.otd.co.jp/283399/bbs_thread
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> Click! <
Lights turned on.
___/""""""""\___ I'm Wooomb.
/ / - - \ \ I'm your enemy, truly.
(e) | @ @ |(e) If you fight against me,
Waaaoooh!! | < | you'd hardly walk after that.
v \ | == | Even you couldn't stand up!
/ \ \o o|\ I severely need your power.
\ |@ @| / |\___)(____/ | \ I want your power because I
\| - |/ | | must make Baby. That's my
!` ,! | | mission from the God-Nature.
/|=0=|\ ~~|~~~~~~~/~~
/ |___| \ | \
~~_|~|_~~ ~~ |
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Pen1s man decided to fight against Wooomb,
so he attacked with using all his ability and power.
His voltage was buffer-over-flow.(Do I correct spelling?)
Spaam beeeeeam!! -*
___________v-. -* -*
., ` -* -*
I . < -* -* -*
____________ / -* -*
` -*
BABBBBBOOOOOOM!
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___/""""""""\___ Woohoo! You'd better sleep
/ / - - \ \ well. I got your energy
(e) | @ @ |(e) so that I can make Baby now.
| < | Thank you, Pen1sman.
| v | Next time you keep yourself
/o o|\ cooler-down more. If so, we
-*/ |\___)(____/ | \ both will be able to enjoy
~~ | | fighting, honey.
| |
Aaah, I can't ~~|~~~~~~~/~~
stand up any more...... | \
I am sleepy severely..... ~~ |
______
|______||)
>> \\
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Poor Pen1s man fell asleep deeply.
When will he come back?
2 or 3 minutes later? Tomorrow morning? One week later?
Or this fight will be the last one the rest of his life?
The answer. God-Nature knows the answer.
Yeah, Only God-Nature knows it.
Our yelling to super hero sounds in vain.
"Stand up, Pen1s man!
Fight against again and again and again, Man!"
z
\ _____/ z
|______||) z
/ \
krr
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# I think "sex-education for kids" should be in this level.
I happen to see "current sex education for kids" in some reason.
I am against to that. Too much guide kills children's motivation
to search the wonder of sex. Too much guide reveals all wonder.
Remains of "sex education" will be not charming any more.
Most people don't wants to get complete one when they enjoy
making plastic models. Step by step. That's all I want to.
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kirara
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jim...@NOSPAManet.ne.jp ("Kirara") wrote:
> v
> / \ Hi! My name is Pen1s man.
> \ |. .| / I am here to save the world.
> \| - |/ Today's mission is to go to
> !` ,! the cave and defeat the Wooomb.
> /|=0=|\
> / |___| \
> ~~_|~|_~~
Kirara, you seem to be very interested in sex.
/
__,,,
/' _\ Yes. I am Japanese woman
\C '\' with a sexual fixation.
\ `-_| /
__/ /_ ,,..
.' `-' `. {}}}}}
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Well, you can't cure a fixation by talking about it.
/
__,,,
/' _\
\C '\' What you mean, Yank?
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I mean, it's time to DO something about it.
/
__,,,
/' _\
\C '\' Hie...!
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Well, what do you think, Kirara?
/
,,,__ I think...no more
/_ `\ Japanese men
'/' ?/ ,,.. / for ME!
|_-' / {}}}}} WOO-HOO!!
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<snip>
I diddled and added some words.
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[Oriental Veteran fighter]
Kirara, you seem to be very interested in sex.
/
__,,,
/' _\ Hey, I'm a veteran of sex,
\C '\' retired recently, man.
\ `-_| Cos' I'm bored, tired, etc.
__/ /_ ,,..
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Why you love to talk such a pr0ntic joke?
/
__,,, I wanna enjoy it by words & ASCII-art.
/' _\ Body communication is not fantastic for me.
\C '\' Words make me fly so far, so deep,
\ `-_| with much much fun even I don't speak much.
__/ /_ ,,..
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I don't believe what you say, poor girl. I bet you wanna sleep
with a man like me. I'm really big, strong and very kind.
We white can save colored like you because of god's sake.
And, you really frustrated, so you stick to pen1s man, right?
/
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/' _\
\C '\' Huh???
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*~*~*~*~*~*~* Two hours later ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
___________________________________ If I'll be in the mood next time,
| HELP! Kirara! You swallowed me! | you'll be knocked by oriental hard one.
| I was vacuumed in you! I'm here! | So stay there and be a good boy, man.
| ...Oh, no! I just found another | Plus, you should doubt everything
| white guy collapsed in here...... | again. You whity can see now doesn't
| Heeeeeelp! I need heeeeeelp! | ,,.. / I can see now. I know it.
| Gasp Gasp.................. | {}}}}}
|_________________________________ | - \\\} The guy you saw there was
\ `=_ \\-__ the whity 2 years before.
_________________________ \ , `\ || I just remembered him.
( -_ ~ _ - ~~-_- ~-_- ~-_ \ (o(o,| || He-he.
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#Aaaaaauuuuoooh! How rude! I can't believe myself......
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kirara
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On 2003-04-21 jim...@NOSPAManet.ne.jp said:
>If I'll be in the mood next time, you'll be knocked by
>oriental hard one. So stay there and be a good boy, man.
>Plus, you should doubt everything again. You whity can see
>now doesn't I can see now. I know it.
>
>The guy you saw there was the whity 2 years before.
>I just remembered him. He-he.
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((( `\
Jimyo, you are a VERY strange girl. _ _`\ )
You even spooked Tran. Hehehe! \ (^ ) )
~-( )
_'((,,,)))
,-' \_/ `\
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`-.-'`-.-'/|_|
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=()=: / ,' aa
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<Annie Ascii <ann...@oal.com>> wrote in message news:3ea...@post.usenet.com... <snip> > _____ > ((( `\ > Jimyo, you are a VERY strange girl. _ _`\ ) > You even spooked Tran. Hehehe! \ (^ ) ) > ~-( ) > _'((,,,))) > ,-' \_/ `\ > ( , | > `-.-'`-.-'/|_| > \ / | | > =()=: / ,' aa You are VERY funny girl, Annie. You sometimes change names, it seems funny phenomenon for me. Sometimes I believe that you are really sweet teenage girl, sometimes I doubt it indeed. One thing I can see is that you hate male, I mean adult male. But what I can see must not be the same as what you can see, I know. Ciao. kirara
____ On Sat, 19 Apr 2003 05:47:26 GMT
\__/___ kirara ran through the
LI-\o-' streets of alt.ascii-art
| waving an axe and screaming:
/ \
>[Super hero go to cave]
This is some lame ass shit.
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