Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 17 May 1999.
Scenes From Real Life...
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 17 May 1999
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"You were right, Mr. Price. It
does appear you ARE an employee
of the company; hired last month.
But the fact that you haven't
worked a SINGLE HOUR since you
were hired last month, is going
to make it a little hard for me
to issue you a paycheck."
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
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____________________________JRO
"Now, what could he have meant
by saying this was a 'commie
socialist comp'ny'"?
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Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
mail.fullnet.net
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