Dennis Brook's MMF Post: Was Re: NEED MONEY?

<posted to alt.astrology and e-mailed to t...@sprintmail.com>

On Thu, 26 Jun 1997 01:26:19 -0700, Tamara <t...@sprintmail.com> wrote:

<the usual MMF scam - you people make this too easy>

Congratulations Dennis Brooks of Portland, OR! I have just
forwarded a full-header copy of the illegal 'unique money-making
opportunity' you sent from 8800 SE Causey to the following US
government officials:

jcc...@uspis.gov - The US Postal Service postal inspectors.
They really hate it when people try to use the US mail to commit
crimes, and they do prosecute.

net...@nocs.insp.irs.gov - The US Internal Revenue Service 
(just in case you 'forget' to report your ill-gotten gains as taxable
income). You didn't know that proceeds from fraud were taxable?
Goodness - better check with your accountant ASAP.

I also forwarded the same post to pos...@spiritone.com . Since I'm
sure that Spiritone's TOS (Terms of Service) prohibit fraud, I'm
afraid you're not going to have access to their services for much 
longer. But that's OK - you're going to need the money you spend for 
Internet access for attorneys anyway. (How much do attorneys in
Oregon charge per hour)?

Be sure to take plenty of cigarettes with you when you report to
your nearest Federal penitentary. You can use them to keep the more 
aggressive 'friends' you'll meet there at bay, at least for a while. 

Think of it as a 'unique growth opportunity' - not too many people
have first-hand knowledge of constructing license plates, and you'll
be in on the ground floor of this exciting industry.

See ya around. It officially sucks to be you.

TRUTH


A '90s (1890s) kind of guy.

I do not accept e-mail to this address. Cleaning out mailbombs or
listening to 'I didn't know it was illegal' is not what I do.

Live with it. Post to respond.