Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 10 Aug 2002.
[PIC] [Comic] Vol 1 Issue 13
alt.ascii-art
· 2 messages · 10 Aug 2002 - 10 Aug 2002
This one made me laugh aloud... -TAL (who may not get a chance to read the replies, going out of town tomorrow) On Tue, 6 Aug 2002, Faux_Pseudo wrote: > -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- > Hash: SHA1 > > > #########################################################:F_P:######## > Vol 1 Issue 13 of 16 > > Will you keep an eye out for Harding? > / > [" ') > |\; ___ o)| > |'\\| |/('| > / > Why? You haven't got enough backbone to > tell him to leave if he does come by again > > . . . . . . . > > Must you always be so harsh? > \ > [" ") `} > |\; ___ o/| +/ > |'\\| |//'| /\ > / > It goes with the honesty that you find refreshing. > > . . . . . . . > > So Harding why aren't you looking for new slaves to take home with you? > \ __ > [" ') `} o | | Fire! > ___ _| |\; ___ o/| +/ |_____ _| \-;/ | > | | | | |'\\| |//'| /| | || | | | |\|__| > , > All of the sligs are the old ones. No new blood today > because of Gay Pride. > > . . . . . . . > > So instead you come over here and try to do something like > gently masage the back of the one girl who has managed to avoid your > advances, despite her lack of backbone, for months now? > > \ ! ! __ > [" ') `} o | | Yeesss! > ___ _| |\; ___ o/"-+/ |_____ _| \-;/ | > | | | | |'\\| |//'| /| | || | | | |\|__| > , > And what is your goal? > > . . . . . . . > > Well the last two weeks it was attempting to get her to dump the > person who thinks that she is still dating him, get rid of the > stalker that isn't you, and hope that a proto-spine will grow in her to > match her intellect. In the process I will ingratiate my self into > her mind and she will learn to despise and hate me. > __ > [" ') `} o | | Oh Fuck! > |\; ___ o/| +/ \-;/ | > |'\\| |//'| /| |\|__| > , > Have another drink comrade. > , > You sure know how to woo them. > > . . . . . . . > > And now you know > why EVERYONE calls me ... > \ Ass Hole > ' ' > [' ') `} > |\; ___ o/| +/ > |')\| |//'| /| > > > #########################################################:F_P:######## > > ==)-> Xataleipw, Faux_Pseudo >
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 - --<-(Taliszanna leyos tos loyos emiv apo alt.ascii-art)->-- > > This one made me laugh aloud... You should see me in person. It's a different show every night. >> Well the last two weeks it was attempting to get her to dump the >> person who thinks that she is still dating him, get rid of the >> stalker that isn't you, and hope that a proto-spine will grow in her to >> match her intellect. In the process I will ingratiate my self into >> her mind and she will learn to despise and hate me. >> __ >> [" ') `} o | | Oh Fuck! >> |\; ___ o/| +/ \-;/ | >> |'\\| |//'| /| |\|__| >> , >> Have another drink comrade. >> , >> You sure know how to woo them. ==)-> Xataleipw, Faux_Pseudo -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE9VN6/kjt2bc9NoGsRAinNAJ9zKml1L8NZORyR/hNLzm4ip8p+hwCeJ2uP /RJP7B/5711zdP/v9CERGU8= =BulZ -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- -- .-')) _ UIN= 66618055 _ (('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.;'*Faux_Pseudo*':._)) | - Andrew Jackson
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