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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 31 Jan 2003.
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Nerd Boy, episode 337

Nerd Boy, episode 337

alt.ascii-art · 3 messages · 31 Jan 2003 - 1 Feb 2003
Joaquim Gândara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 31 Jan 2003 01:15 · permalink · report
_________\  Thanks for the ride.         No problem.
 ___    |                    `,,,         ,         _____
|_|_|   |                     '..      ~..        _/__|__\
|_|_|   |                     .||.      >>      ,'_   | _ \
________| ____________________ || _____ |\ _____`(_)--'(_)'________


         You drive really well
             for a girl.  ` ,,,                     _____
                            ..'        ~oo        _/__|__\
                            ||         .>>.     ,'_   | _ \
       ____________________ /| ________ || _____`(_)--'(_)'_




                 And that's the last      BRUT4L.
                 we ever saw of poor         \ ,,,   __   ___ *sniff*
                    old Fan Boy.  `OO          --    ,,# (,,()
                                   ||         .//.  .|(.   ||
                          ________ bb ______ _/ )_ _ || __ || _____




Will you quit it?!       THE LAST WE
I'm RIGHT HERE! `,,,      EVER SAW!           ,,,   __   ___
                 '..             `OO          --    ..# (,,()
                 -||-             -\\-       .//.  .|(.   ||
jg_______________ || _____________ dd _____ _/ )_ _ || __ ||



----
Yay! First time I draw an ASCII car! Looks a bit weird, but it's
OK I guess. As for the joke, I've read it once or twice and I still
think it's funny! Imagine that.

--
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

Anonymous <gue...@guest.net> ASCII art 31 Jan 2003 09:18 · permalink · report
Joaquim G�ndara wrote in message ...
>_________\  Thanks for the ride.         No problem.
> ___    |                    `,,,         ,         _____
>|_|_|   |                     '..      ~..        _/__|__\
>|_|_|   |                     .||.      >>      ,'_   | _ \
>________| ____________________ || _____ |\ _____`(_)--'(_)'________
>
>
>         You drive really well
>             for a girl.  ` ,,,                     _____
>                            ..'        ~oo        _/__|__\
>                            ||         .>>.     ,'_   | _ \
>       ____________________ /| ________ || _____`(_)--'(_)'_
>

Uh-oh.  Man that is born of woman hath but a short time to live...

            _..---.-
         __/___|___\
       .' _`. -|  _ :
_______`-( )---'-( )'______
          "       "
(Poor) ASCII version of my 1991/2 Renault Clio RT 1.4 3-door hatchback (with
rear door-mounted spoiler).

The one in your pic looks rather like a 1974 Renault 5, but with flat tyres
(which is why I started to diddle the car, but I tried adding other things
to mine (like a door handle).

>
>
>                 And that's the last      BRUT4L.
>                 we ever saw of poor         \ ,,,   __   ___ *sniff*
>                    old Fan Boy.  `OO          --    ,,# (,,()
>                                   ||         .//.  .|(.   ||
>                          ________ bb ______ _/ )_ _ || __ || _____
>

Wouldn't surprise me if it *was* the last you ever saw of him.  Saying
anything sexist to Mandy seems to be as sensible as that scene from "Die
Hard With A Vengeance" where Maclean is forced to stand in the middle of
Harlem with a rather unsavoury message about black people on a sandwich
board around his neck...

Mild diddle of the last scene...

>
>Will you quit it?!       THE LAST WE
>I'm RIGHT HERE! `,,,      EVER SAW!           ,,,   __   ___
>                 '..             `@@          --    ..# (,,()
>                 -||-             -\\-       .//.  .|(.   ||
>jg_______________ || _____________ dd _____ _/ )_ _ || __ ||

NerdBoy has his "Manic" expression on again.

I think that looks funnier, IMHO.

Great episode though  :o)

--
Graeme Porter
   -^-_  _
   / [_][_]_:_  Proud owner of a 1978
  /|  _||_  v  Pearl Fiberglass Shell kit
   | /    \ |
-=/=\\____//=\=jaa  "I married Miss right, I just didn't
                     know her first name was 'Always'"
                                       -- Anonymous

Joaquim G�ndara

>          You drive really well
>              for a girl.  ` ,,,                     _____
>                             ..'        ~oo        _/__|__\
>                             ||         .>>.     ,'_   | _ \
>        ____________________ /| ________ || _____`(_)--'(_)'_
>
> [...]
> First time I draw an ASCII car

You draw really well for the first time :-)

R@ineR

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