Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 6 Jul 1997.
LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!!
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· 8 messages · 6 Jul 1997 - 13 Jul 1997
In article <33B...@nospam.sm.luth.se>, Veronica Karlsson <e93...@nospam.sm.luth.se> wrote: > > ************************************************************ > * * > * /\ * > * @ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ / * > * ------- @/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ * > * / | | | | * > * / | | | | * > * / * > * * > * * > * 888 888 d8b 888 * > * 888 888 Y8P 888 * > * 888 888 888 * > * 888 888 888 88888888 8888b. 888d888 .d88888 * > * 888 888 888 d88P "88b 888P" d88" 888 * > * 888 888 888 d88P .d888888 888 888 888 * > * 888 888 888 d88P 888 888 888 Y88b 888 * > * 888 888 888 88888888 "Y888888 888 "Y88888 * > * * > _* _ _ _ * > | |_| |_ ___ ___ _ _ ___ __ _ _ _ __| | ___ _ _ | |_ *_ > | _| ' \/ -_) / _ \ ' \/ -_) / _` | ' \/ _` | / _ \ ' \| | || | > \__|_||_\___| \___/_||_\___| \__,_|_||_\__,_| \___/_||_|_|\_, | > * |__/ > * * > * Now, finally, on a very own homepage: * > * http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ * > * * > ************************************************************ > > :) > Veronica Karlsson > ( e93...@sm.luth.se http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ ) !!! ^^^^%--- " \ yikes! I should have known that you, Veronica, would find it and announce it before I got a chance to shock everyone myself. There's not a whole lot besides my animations there so far. Bear with me while I struggle with my disordered filing system for the rest of the still shots. By the way, I hope nobody thinks that I would usurp the above garish yet stylish marquee by Veronica as a sig! / ha \,^%--- ha < \ ha <\_ < < __ ^^ \ / ejm97 / NOTE: If you hit the reply button, add an "e" to the "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- ___ ! ha Here I am working on getting my _/ | ,^%--- ha OWN homepage to take up band width |_____| __ > \ha --- == -- > llizard aka ejm [_____] __>,^ cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca ejm97| | //| | http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/
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PeteCasso wrote: > > /\ > @ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ / > ------- @/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ > / | | | | > oo. / | | | | > (- ) / > " " > \ > "Arrggghhhhh......." > > Frogstein bump > / > / Pregnancy bump > / / > .--. .--. /\ > @ /\ /\ /\ / \ /\ / \ /\ /\ /\ / > ------- @/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ > / | | \ / \ / | | > / | | \ / \ / | | > / `--' `--' How do you tell the difference? (can llizards be pregnant? If the llizard is pregnant, why is there no bump in the first picture?) -- :) Veronica Karlsson ( e93...@sm.luth.se http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ ) ( llizard's fanclub: http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/llpages )
In article <33C...@nospam.sm.luth.se>, Veronica Karlsson <e93...@nospam.sm.luth.se> writes >PeteCasso wrote: >> >> /\ >> @ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ / >> ------- @/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ >> / | | | | >> oo. / | | | | >> (- ) / >> " " >> \ >> "Arrggghhhhh......." >> >> Frogstein bump >> / >> / Pregnancy bump >> / / >> .--. .--. /\ >> @ /\ /\ /\ / \ /\ / \ /\ /\ /\ / >> ------- @/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ >> / | | \ / \ / | | >> / | | \ / \ / | | >> / `--' `--' > >How do you tell the difference? (can llizards be pregnant? If the >llizard is pregnant, why is there no bump in the first picture?) That question is just too hard to conceive! -- Bruce I Ward bru...@danesholme.demon.co.uk http://www.danesholme.demon.co.uk
PeteCasso wrote: > >How do you tell the difference? > > Well, the stomach bump is higher up in the torso than the womb bump, i.e. > each bump is closer to the associated body opening, that's how I tell the > difference without ultrasound equipment. (Anatomically speaking, there are > two body openings associated with the stomach, but I am always looking at > things from the positive side, as you well know by now.) > Ok, that one makes sense :D > > (can llizards be pregnant? > > Well, just in case they don't have belly buttons, they must have some > place in the body to develop their eggs which are big relative to their > body size, leading to pregnancy bumps in the torso one way or another. > Really? [[Come on all you people who knew so much about snakes, help me with this one!]] > > If the > >llizard is pregnant, why is there no bump in the first picture?) > > Well, one possible explanation is that llizard got a partner after eating > Frogstein and was feeling good with a boosted ego. While I am writing > these lines, I wonder whether Frogstein can be eaten as an aphrodisiac for > human beings as well. Of course it needs to be prepared in a better way > than the FrenchBurgersteins. > Sorry, but this one does not make sense. If the llizard is that much pregnant there should have been a bump in the first picture, alternatively if the llizard had eaten the frog first and got pregnant later there should not have been a pregnancy bump on the second picture. -- :) Veronica Karlsson ( e93...@sm.luth.se http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ ) ( llizard's fanclub: http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/llpages )
In article <33C...@nospam.sm.luth.se>, Veronica Karlsson <e93...@nospam.sm.luth.se> wrote: > > PeteCasso wrote: > > > > Frogstein bump > > / > > / Pregnancy bump > > / / > > .--. .--. /\ > > @ /\ /\ /\ / \ /\ / \ /\ /\ /\ / > > ------- @/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ > > / | | \ / \ / | | > > / | | \ / \ / | | > > / `--' `--' > > How do you tell the difference? (can llizards be pregnant? If the > llizard is pregnant, why is there no bump in the first picture?) > > -- > :) > Veronica Karlsson > ( e93...@sm.luth.se http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ ) No, no, no, no. Those are a cool pair of llizard glasses. """"""" """"""""""""" """"""""""""""""" """"""""""""""""""""" / \ | .--. .--. | /\ @ /\ /\ /\ / \ /\ / \ /\| /\ /\ / ------- @/ \/ \/ \/ ___ \/ \/ ___ \/ \/ \/ \/ / | || \ \@/ / \ \@/ / | | | / | || \ / / \ / | | | / | `--' / `--' | | / _ | | (_ ) | \ / \ __.-_-.__ / \ -._____.- / \ / \_______________/ | | face by ejm97 | | llizard by VK *Everybody* is wearing them, you know! (I'm sending this by e-mail as well because I *still* don't know if all my posts are going international.) NOTE: If you hit the reply button, add an "e" to the "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- ___ Now I'll have to wear darkglasses _/ | ,^##--- everywhere so as not to be |_____| __ > \ recognized as the model --- == -- > for those glasses [_____] __>,^ | | //| | llizard aka ejm cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/
>Sorry, but this one does not make sense. If the llizard is that much >pregnant there should have been a bump in the first picture, >alternatively if the llizard had eaten the frog first and got pregnant >later there should not have been a pregnancy bump on the second picture. Well, one possible explanation is that the gestation period is shorter than the intervals between meals. Where are the experts on this newsgroup? / ,, ( "> W ,(> )>| http://members.aol.com/petecasso ( ^^ all original ascii art gallery accolades from all over the world
PeteCasso wrote: > > >Sorry, but this one does not make sense. If the llizard is that much > >pregnant there should have been a bump in the first picture, > >alternatively if the llizard had eaten the frog first and got pregnant > >later there should not have been a pregnancy bump on the second picture. > > Well, one possible explanation is that the gestation period is shorter > than the intervals between meals. Interesting theory (but why don't I believe in it?) :D -- :) Veronica Karlsson ( e93...@sm.luth.se http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ ) ( llizard's fanclub: http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/llpages )
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