Cyber Magic Christmas Card w/ Ascii-art

Time to make you laugh!!!!!
OK Cyber-Magic trick: Think of a card in a deck (yes, any card-I'm good
at this), now press the page down button and say "Zippie Hippie" 
HEY IF YOU DON'T SAY IT, HOW'S IT SUPPOSED TO WORK! ;)














         *                 *                  *              *
                                                      *             *
                        *            *                             ___
  *               *                                          |     | |
        *              _________##                 *        / \    | |
                      @\\\\\\\\\##    *     |              |--o|===|-|
  *                  @@@\\\\\\\\##\       \|/|/            |---|   |d|
                    @@ @@\\\\\\\\\\\    \|\\|//|/     *   /     \  |w|
             *     @@@@@@@\\\\\\\\\\\    \|\|/|/         |  U    | |b|
                  @@@@@@@@@----------|    \\|//          |  S    |=| |
       __         @@ @@@ @@__________|     \|/           |  A    | | |
  ____|_@|_       @@@@@@@@@__________|     \|/           |_______| |_|
=|__ _____ |=     @@@@ .@@@__________|      |             |@| |@|  | |
____0_____0__\|/__@@@@__@@@__________|_\|/__|___\|/__\|/___________|_|_

                 _-====-__-======-__-========-_____-============-__
               _(     JUST A CYBER-CARD TO SAY HAVE A VERY,       _)
            OO(        MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR         )_
           0  (_                                                   _)
         o0     (_       Where do you want to go today?           _)
        o         '=-___-===-_____-========-___________-===-dwb-='
      .o                                _________
     . ______          ______________  |         |      _____
   _()_||__|| ________ |            |  |_________|   __||___||__
  (BNSF 1995| |      | |            | __Y______00_| |_         _|
 /-OO----OO""="OO--OO"="OO--------OO"="OO-------OO"="OO-------OO"=P
#####################################################################

* After the great visual theatrics, I reach down to do my opening (you
hear me unzip my pants) and pull out* "Was that a club? OH, Sorry! IS
THIS YOUR CARD!" *holding up the card you thought of*

See, no it's really the card you were thinking of, OK so just trust me I
pulled out the right one. Of course it's the one you were thinking of,
*in a deep echoing voice* I'm Donovan, The Hippie Magician. *grinning*
Are you smiling, if not I better retire from the stage!

Hey, have a great holiday!

Peace and Cheers,

Donovan
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              Email:  bak...@gwtc.net       ICQ#:  812836

In article <353...@gwtc.net>, Donovan <bak...@gwtc.net> wrote:
> 
> Time to make you laugh!!!!!
[snip]
> 
>                  _-====-__-======-__-========-_____-============-__
>                _(     JUST A CYBER-CARD TO SAY HAVE A VERY,       _)
>             OO(        MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR         )_
>            0  (_                                                   _)
>          o0     (_       Where do you want to go today?           _)
>         o         '=-___-===-_____-========-___________-===-dwb-='
>       .o                                _________
>      . ______          ______________  |         |      _____
>    _()_||__|| ________ |            |  |_________|   __||___||__
>   (BNSF 1995| |      | |            | __Y______00_| |_         _|
>  /-OO----OO""="OO--OO"="OO--------OO"="OO-------OO"="OO-------OO"=P
> #####################################################################
[snip]
> Hey, have a great holiday!
> 
> Peace and Cheers,
> 
> Donovan
.
                 ha
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         \<\  \ ha
         <  \        And I thought that
ejm98 ^^<_          *I* had lost my head!
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> [snip]
> >
> >                  _-====-__-======-__-========-_____-============-__
> >                _(     JUST A CYBER-CARD TO SAY HAVE A VERY,       _)
> >             OO(        MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR         )_
> >            0  (_                                                   _)
> >          o0     (_       Where do you want to go today?           _)
> >         o         '=-___-===-_____-========-___________-===-dwb-='
> >       .o                                _________
> >      . ______          ______________  |         |      _____
> >    _()_||__|| ________ |            |  |_________|   __||___||__
> >   (BNSF 1995| |      | |            | __Y______00_| |_         _|
> >  /-OO----OO""="OO--OO"="OO--------OO"="OO-------OO"="OO-------OO"=P
> > #####################################################################
> [snip]
Hmmm, The text...reminds me of a tram in The Hague...
Reminds me of Microsoft...

I'd rather not be reminded of that =)
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