ASCII Art Fart for Tue, Jan 21, 2003

How do you do?

My name is KIRARA.I am a newbees.
Yesterday I had joined "alt.ascii-art" and read many funny messages.
This is my debutant......I'm not sure I can handle white space because
everytime they will slide 1 or 2 block .

TITLE:Blow Job

w
''3 ~~~~~iiii
H_____[[[[[[[[I
          
All I wanted was a blowjob to a birthday cake.


"Tran Q. Nguyen" <buf...@asciiartfarts.com> wrote in message
news:b0l4bb$6brf0$1...@gate2-rn.cname.com...
>
>          _____
>        _(_  __)__    ALL I WANTED WAS A BLOWJOB
>       (_       __)_
>      (_          __)   AND NOW MY LIBIDO HAS A BODY COUNT
>       (__      __)
>       ,(_______)
>        ' ' \\
>      ',',  //
>     , ,   //
>      ' '  \\
>    ',',    \\
>     ________\|________
>

_.--- KIRARA punished us all by writing: ---._
> How do you do?

I'm tired, and sexually frustrated - And you ?

> My name is KIRARA.I am a newbees.
> Yesterday I had joined "alt.ascii-art" and read many funny messages.

You don't actually join or subscribe or anything .. you just point your
newsreader to the newsgroup.

> This is my debutant......I'm not sure I can handle white space because
> everytime they will slide 1 or 2 block .

You are using a wrong font.
Use a fixed-width fot like Courier New or Lucinda Console .. it's all in the
FAQ.
Either search the newsgroup for it , or search using Google.com for
alt.ascii-art FAQ

> TITLE:Blow Job
>
> w
> ''3 ~~~~~iiii
> H_____[[[[[[[[I
>
> All I wanted was a blowjob to a birthday cake.

It comes out distorted .. use a ascii-art compatible font.

 _.--- KIRARA spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ 
> How do you do?
> 
> My name is KIRARA.I am a newbees.

There are no newbees on the net.  Just newbies.  We offend all people
equally regardless of race, creed, sexual orentation, religion[0], and
netequette[1].

> Yesterday I had joined "alt.ascii-art" and read many funny messages.
> This is my debutant......I'm not sure I can handle white space because
> everytime they will slide 1 or 2 block .

Use a fixed font like lucinda console.
Read the FAQ for this group for more info.
<URL:http://www.ascii-art.de>

> TITLE:Blow Job
> 
> w
> ''3 ~~~~~iiii
> H_____[[[[[[[[I
>           
> All I wanted was a blowjob to a birthday cake.

We need more Trans in the world.

'---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~

[0] well maybe we mock Co$ people more than most.
[1] you shouldn't top post like you did:
    From yours truely:
    http://asciipr0n.com/fp/linux/top-posting.txt

    Even MS says its bad to top-post and that you should trim:
    http://www.allmyfaqs.com/faq.pl?How_to_post

    Bottom vs. top posting and quotation style on Usenet
    http://www.cs.tut.fi/~jkorpela/usenet/brox.html
    
    Why bottom-posting is better than top-posting
    http://www.caliburn.nl/topposting.html
	
    +What do you mean "my reply is upside-down"?
    http://www.i-hate-computers.demon.co.uk/
    
    The advantages of usenet's quoting conventions
    http://homepage.ntlworld.com/g.mccaughan/g/remarks/uquote.html

    Why should I place my response below the quoted text?
    http://allmyfaqs.com/cgi-bin/wiki.pl?Top-posting_or_bottom-posting

    Quoting Style in Newsgroup Postings
    http://www.xs4all.nl/%7ewijnands/nnq/nquote.html

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"Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote in message
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> _.--- KIRARA spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._
> > How do you do?
> >
> > My name is KIRARA.I am a newbees.
>
> There are no newbees on the net.  Just newbies.  We offend all people
> equally regardless of race, creed, sexual orentation, religion[0], and
> netequette[1].

I really feel sorry to these, it's not my purpose to make feel
someone discomfortable or embarrassed. I just apologize.


> > Yesterday I had joined "alt.ascii-art" and read many funny messages.
> > This is my debutant......I'm not sure I can handle white space because
> > everytime they will slide 1 or 2 block .
>
> Use a fixed font like lucinda console.
> Read the FAQ for this group for more info.
> <URL:http://www.ascii-art.de>

Thanks a lot,Cee Jay &Faux_Pseudo.
The reason seems to be  my default fixation.
I checked out that my encode. I'd made my message by using plain text,
but that was not enough. 

 Y,,Y
=IHI=

crab

CeeJay wrote:
> KIRARA wrote:
> > TITLE:Blow Job
> >
> > w
> > ''3 ~~~~~iiii
> > H_____[[[[[[[[I
> >
> > All I wanted was a blowjob to a birthday cake.
> 
> It comes out distorted .. use a ascii-art compatible font.

I'm not sure about that. I think the candles line up nicely above the
cake. The tildes are the air that the guy blows on the candles, and the
3 is his lips.


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