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Grue Music Awards 2003 part 2
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· 1 message · 2 Jan 2004
Grue Music Awards 2003
January 2nd, 2004
G:Yes, that's Grue Music Awards pt.2!
,, __ K: Today we're going to
oo oo(( look back in 2003 for
/|\/|\[],-;';) the best singles. []
\| |i| |_(| Do you like my new costume?
;--; | /__\ G:You stole it from |
|||| | jl| TATU, right? |
"" ""/ \`^'^ _/ \_
G:And the first nomination is "Best Pop Song"!
,, __ K: Me likes!
oo oo(( G: Rasmus - In the Shadows
/|\/|\[],-;';)Blink 182 - Feeling This and
\| |i| |_(| Junkie XL and Dave Gahan - Reload
;--; | /__\ K: Where is Justin? |
|||| | jl| G: Timberlake? Tell me you are joking.
"" ""/ \`^'^ _/ \_
G:Blink 182 wins!
,, __ K:Welcome guys. Wow that's hot chick
oo oo(( ,,, ,,, ,,, v
/|\/|\[],-;';) [] oo_ oo_ oo_/ He-he-he
\| |i| |_(| / \/ 1 \ / 8 \ / 2 |
;--; | /__\ | (___l j___l j___|
|||| | jl| | |_|_| |_|_| |_|_|
"" ""/ \`^'^ _/ \_,l,l ,l,l ,l,l
G:Let's go to the real music! In the "Best Soft Rock song" category
there are these songs: 3 Doors Down - Here Without You,
,, __ Cold - Black Sunday and...
oo oo(( K: My favorite -
/|\/|\[],-;';)HIM - Funeral of Hearts[]
\| |i| |_(| /
;--; | /__\ |
|||| | jl| |
"" ""/ \`^'^ _/ \_
G:And the winner is Cold - Black Sunday!
,, __ K:Shut up!
oo oo(( G: What?
/|\/|\[],-;';)K: They said we need []
\| |i| |_(| to choose a different /
;--; | /__\ song. Like "Funeral |
|||| | jl| of Hearts". |
"" ""/ \`^'^ _/ \_
G:And the winner is 3 Doors Down - Here Without You
,, __ __
oo oo(( K: Damn! oo; ,Oh, I dunno what to
/|\/|\[],-;';) []__`O`. say... I thank my
\| |i| |_(| / | | family... fans...
;--; | /__\ | |__l and others... *sigh*
|||| | jl|G: That was Brett Arnold| |||| We tried so hard...
"" ""/ \`^'^ _/ \_ |||| ... we did our best
G:Lets go to the "Best Hard Rock song" candidates. These are:
System of a Down - Streamline, Hoobastank - Out of Control and...
,, __ K: limpbizkit - Eat You Alive
oo oo((
/|\/|\[],-;';) []
\| |i| |_(| /
;--; | /__\ |
|||| | jl| |
"" ""/ \`^'^ _/ \_
G: And the best song is...
,, __
oo oo(( K: Eat You Alive!!! ,m._ Hi, I'm Fred Durst.
/|\/|\[],-;';) [] oo`_ I'm the best.
\| |i| |_(| / `- " \ If anyone thinks
;--; | /__\ | (____l otherwise, they can
|||| | jl| | |_|_| lick my balls.
"" ""/ \`^'^ _/ \_ ,l,l
G:While Kate licks his balls...
,, A-A-A-ARGH!!! - - -
oo I'm going to select the best song of 2003.
/|\/|\[] []
\| |i| /
;--; | |
|||| | |
"" ""/ \_ _/ \_
,, G: She's back. __
oo oo(( Hi, I'm Kate.
/|\/|\[] [],-;';) I'm the best.
\| |i| / |_(| If anyone thinks
;--; | | /__\ otherwise, they can
|||| | | jl| ... I dunno...
"" ""/ \G:I agree! _/ \_`^'^
G:The best song of 2003...
,, __ K: Stop! We forgot "Best song from movie" nomination.
oo oo(( G: Right. That's probably one of those:
/|\/|\[],-;';) POD - Sleeping Awake (from Matrix Reloaded)
\| |i| |_(| Gavin Rossdale - Current (from Terminator 3)
;--; | /__\ Marilyn Manson - This Is The New Shit,
|||| | jl| also from Matrix Reloaded.
"" ""/ \`^'^ _/ \_
G: And it is... Current! ##
,, __ K:We don't have Gavin _##_ ,You mean I haven't
oo oo(( Rossdale so we invited oo# got the prize? You
/|\/|\[],-;';)Marilyn Manson instead.[] vv## stupid little chunks
\| |i| |_(| / `--$## of flesh, I gotta
;--; | /__\ | $$$ drink all your blood
|||| | jl| | $$$ and then...
"" ""/ \`^'^ G:Thank you Mr.Manson_/ \_ ,$$$
G:And now - the saucy part!
,, __ K: Yeah! Best song of 2003 is selected among these:
oo oo(( Cold - Black Sunday
/|\/|\[],-;';) Hoobastank - Out of Control
\| |i| |_(| and Silmarils - ... how do you read this?
;--; | /__\ G: On n'est pas comme �a. That's French.
|||| | jl| K: Ouch. |
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K:Lemme say it. The winner is...
,, __ Black Sunday by Cold! ,,
oo oo(( G: Congratulations oo. ,Oh my God! I won it!
/|\/|\[],-;';) to Scooter Ward! [] `o \ I wrote the best song
\| |i| |_(| / \/|__|\of the year! That's
;--; | /__\ | |,.| unbelievable. Thanks!
|||| | jl| | ||||
"" ""/ \`^'^ _/ \_,||||.
G: That's all, folks!
,, __ K: Happy New Year to everyone!
oo oo((
/|\/|\[],-;';) []
\| |i| |_(| /
;--; | /__\ |
|||| | jl| |
"" ""/ \`^'^ _/ \_
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