Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 22 Aug 2002.
Nerd Boy, episode 268
alt.ascii-art
· 14 messages · 22 Aug 2002 - 23 Aug 2002
Didn't I Tell You Not
*Sir!* To Disturb Me? ` ___
`_ _\__|_
_\|_ | |
|\/| __.' |
|| _____ `. |
*Interstellar* So... He Figured Out Where
*Hyperdrive* I Am, Built A Spaceship ` ___
*Detected!* `_ And Is Coming To Get Me? _\__|_
_\|_ How Very Amusing..._ / |
|\/| |`-.' |
|| _______ \ |
*Yes* Wait.
*Sir* ` __
_ , _|=_/_
|/_ | |
\/| | |
/| _______ / |
Disturbing Me With
Insignificance... `___
_\__|_
( | |
_) / |
jg .;-.`. ___________ / |
----
I think I'm dangerously close to becoming repetitive. It seems to me
that I've already done this joke, but then I turn around and accuse
myself of paranoia, and then I meta-accuse myself of introspective
analysis which we all know doesn't work, after which I realise that
I'm still doing it and subsequently just stop thinking and go to bed.
--
OO Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
bb jg
Joaquim G�ndara wrote in message ... > > *Yes* Wait. > *Sir* ` __ > _ , _|=_/_ > |/_ | | > \/| | | > /| _______ / | > > > Disturbing Me With > Insignificance... `___ > _\__|_ > ( | | > _) / | >jg .;-.`. ___________ / | > Where's the Acme Atomic-Powered Planet-Smashing Ray Gun ? Every bad dude has to have a big nasty weapon... Perhaps there doesn't need to be an extra frame between the last two though; it is kinda self-explanatory - expendable but faithful robot servant there one moment, replaced by smoking ashes the next... I still like it ! :o) -- Graeme Porter (No longer awaiting a t-shirt) -^-_ _ / [_][_]_:_ Proud owner of a 1978 /| _||_ v Pearl Fiberglass Shell kit | / \ | -=/=\\____//=\=jaa "I married Miss right, I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'" -- Anonymous
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 - --<-(Anonymous eipe tous logous autous emin eis alt.ascii-art)->-- >> Insignificance... `___ >> _\__|_ >> ( | | >> _) / | >>jg .;-.`. ___________ / | >> > > Where's the Acme Atomic-Powered Planet-Smashing Ray Gun ? Every bad dude > has to have a big nasty weapon... <this comes off as more harsh and less funny than I meant it. So smile and remember its in jest> You make me belive in reincarnation. Because I think you were named Motti in a galaxy far away a long long time ago. MOTTI: Dont try to frighten us with your sorcerers ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebels hidden fort... Right befor Vader killed you without a BFG[0] </this comes off as more harsh and less funny than I meant it. So smile and remember its in jest> obascii: ______ |o o| I am not Vader. | /\ | /------\ ==)-> Kataleipw, Faux_Pseudo [0] BFG Big Fucking Gun -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE9ZgKVkjt2bc9NoGsRAlnQAJ4403fHInH11Dk6zIXL/zYOn9jenQCeKNi3 tjdW5I5GvakrMOi9w3/Gj9Y= =NFie -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- -- .-')) _ UIN= 66618055 _ (('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.;'*Faux_Pseudo*':._)) | - Andrew Jackson
"Anonymous" <gue...@guest.net> skrev i meddelandet news:ak4mjm$q4m$1...@pheidippides.axion.bt.co.uk... > > Joaquim G�ndara wrote in message ... 8< > > Disturbing Me With > > Insignificance... `___ > > _\__|_ > > ( | | > > _) / | > >jg .;-.`. ___________ / | > > Where's the Acme Atomic-Powered Planet-Smashing Ray Gun ? Every bad dude > has to have a big nasty weapon... > > Perhaps there doesn't need to be an extra frame between the last two though; > it is kinda self-explanatory - expendable but faithful robot servant there > one moment, replaced by smoking ashes the next... > > I still like it ! :o) This time, much like the last time, there is in fact a reason for the implied action. Hmm, actually it's kind of the same reason. > -- > Graeme Porter (No longer awaiting a t-shirt) You gave up? ;) -- OO Joaquim G�ndara .||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net bb jg
Joaquim G�ndara wrote in message ... >> Graeme Porter (No longer awaiting a t-shirt) > >You gave up? ;) LOL - no; I got it. :o) obascii : ___ ___ / '--' \ \/| |\/ | OO | | .||. | | _db_ | |______| Back ___ ___ / \__/ \ \/| '' |\/ | ,,| | | | | |______| Front -- Graeme Porter (I am waiting for it again, it's in the wash) -^-_ _ / [_][_]_:_ Proud owner of a 1978 /| _||_ v Pearl Fiberglass Shell kit | / \ | -=/=\\____//=\=jaa "I married Miss right, I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'" -- Anonymous
"Anonymous" <gue...@guest.net> skrev i meddelandet news:ak53kk$224$1...@pheidippides.axion.bt.co.uk > Joaquim G�ndara wrote in message ... > >> Graeme Porter (No longer awaiting a t-shirt) > > > >You gave up? ;) > > LOL - no; I got it. :o) > > obascii : > > ___ ___ > / '--' \ > \/| |\/ > | OO | > | .||. | > | _db_ | > |______| > > Back > > > ___ ___ > / \__/ \ > \/| '' |\/ > | ,,|_________ > | |\ z :""""""""""""""""""""""""""": > | | \ o : _ : > |______| \ o : /\ |\ __ __ |_) __ : > \ m : ( |\| )/_// __/| )/ //_/ : > Front \ : \| \//_ / /_/ |_//_/__/ : > \ : : \ : http://www.Nerd-Boy.net : \ : : \: : """"""""""""""""""""""""""" *diddle* :) > -- > Graeme Porter (I am waiting for it again, it's in the wash) Checking that the printing is "virtually fade resistant wash after wash"? :) -- OO Joaquim G�ndara .||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net bb jg
Joaquim G�ndara wrote in message ... >> ___ ___ >> / \__/ \ >> \/| '' |\/ >> | ,,|_________ >> | |\ z :""""""""""""""""""""""""""": >> | | \ o : _ : >> |______| \ o : /\ |\ __ __ |_) __ : >> \ m : ( |\| )/_// __/| )/ //_/ : >> Front \ : \| \//_ / /_/ |_//_/__/ : >> \ : : > \ : http://www.Nerd-Boy.net : > \ : : > \: : > """"""""""""""""""""""""""" >*diddle* :) Yes, I feel my picture left out some of the more intricate details :o) >> -- >> Graeme Porter (I am waiting for it again, it's in the wash) > >Checking that the printing is "virtually fade resistant wash after >wash"? :) Wore it yesterday and now it's all sweaty and stuff... Practised drumming in it :o) -- Graeme Porter -^-_ _ / [_][_]_:_ Proud owner of a 1978 /| _||_ v Pearl Fiberglass Shell kit | / \ | -=/=\\____//=\=jaa "I married Miss right, I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'" -- Anonymous
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 - --<-(Joaquim G�ndara eipe tous logous autous emin eis alt.ascii-art)->-- >> | | \ o : _ : >> |______| \ o : /\ |\ __ __ |_) __ : >> \ m : ( |\| )/_// __/| )/ //_/ : >> Front \ : \| \//_ / /_/ |_//_/__/ : >> \ : : > \ : http://www.Nerd-Boy.net : I am not finding a link to the merchandise on that site. Mabey you need an ascii style banner ad? ==)-> Kataleipw, Faux_Pseudo -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE9Zp5pkjt2bc9NoGsRArCYAJ4iDTyyjYP+JtBiYMA/MCqzjlOxYQCfcVjn JPlMz2D7D267ShN9RCENpww= =RnRT -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- -- .-')) _ UIN= 66618055 _ (('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.;'*Faux_Pseudo*':._)) | - Andrew Jackson
"Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> skrev i meddelandet news:slrnamd7j9.in9.Faux_Pseudo@fugozi.cx1209071-a > - --<-(Joaquim G�ndara eipe tous logous autous emin eis alt.ascii-art)->-- > >> | | \ o : _ : > >> |______| \ o : /\ |\ __ __ |_) __ : > >> \ m : ( |\| )/_// __/| )/ //_/ : > >> Front \ : \| \//_ / /_/ |_//_/__/ : > >> \ : : > > \ : http://www.Nerd-Boy.net : > > I am not finding a link to the merchandise on that site. Mabey you > need an ascii style banner ad? It's the "Store" link between "Fan Art" and "Links". I should make one of those horizontal banner ads that are all the rage and put it to the right of the website content. I still have 140px to go until I hit 640. _ /\ |\ __ __ |_) __ Word. ( |\| )/_// __/| )/ //_/ _OO_ \| \//_ / /_/ |_//_/__/ db www.Nerd-Boy.net ______________________________________________________ ______ | About NB | Archive | Rants | Fan Art | Store | Links | | | | << First | Random | Today's >> | | buy. | |______________________________________________________| | buy! | | | | BUY! | | blah blah blah... | | | | | | _ _ | |______________________________________________________| ||_`'_|| | About NB | Archive | Rants | Fan Art | Store | Links | | | | | | << First | Random | Today's >> | | |__| | |______________________________________________________| |______| __________ __________ |W3C CSS , |W3C HTML , |________`'| |____4.01`'| Heh heh. Playing around with my website in ASCII made me realize that I should move "Archive" in between "First" and "Random" and change "Today's" to "Latest". :) -- OO Joaquim G�ndara .||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net bb jg
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 - --<-(Joaquim G�ndara eipe tous logous autous emin eis alt.ascii-art)->-- > It's the "Store" link between "Fan Art" and "Links". Ah there we go. > I should make one > of those horizontal banner ads that are all the rage and put it to the > right of the website content. I still have 140px to go until I hit 640. I keep thinking of the ascii vision site that has been sitting on my backup computers harddrive while it eats away at seti packets. I keep thinking that what the world needs is some good old fasion ascii art banners ads. I do almost all of my surfing in a text browser and have yet to see one. obascii+html <body> <html> <pre> <a href="http://nerdboy.xepher.net/store.php"> +----------------+ | Offical | | Ascii-Art | | Banner ad of | | Nerboy Goods | | ___ ___ | | / \__/ \ | | \/| Word |\/ | | | OO | | | | .||. | | | | db | | | +------+ | | | | Don't you | | Need a | | T-Shirt? | +----------------+</a> </pre> /* note to self: learn html and stop using that damn perl script */ ==)-> Kataleipw, Faux_Pseudo - -- .-')) _ UIN= 66618055 _ (('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.;'*Faux_Pseudo*':._)) | - Andrew Jackson -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE9ZrImkjt2bc9NoGsRAiVAAJ9bK9rRLVuoalBTP8zLwuc8rL663gCfXPQI ojo2OuEvIqBv+MUBegmI4qM= =Dci6 -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----
On Fri, 23 Aug 2002 22:16:01 GMT, Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote: >obascii+html > ><body> ><html> ><pre> ><a href="http://nerdboy.xepher.net/store.php"> >+----------------+ >| Offical | >| Ascii-Art | >| Banner ad of | >| Nerboy Goods | >| ___ ___ | >| / \__/ \ | >| \/| Word |\/ | >| | OO | | >| | .||. | | >| | db | | >| +------+ | >| | >| Don't you | >| Need a | >| T-Shirt? | >+----------------+</a> ></pre> Every row in the ad would get underlined, right? -- maraz // martti.roitto*DOES*NOT*LIKE*SPAM*@pp.inet.fi
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 - --<-(Martti Roitto eipe tous logous autous emin eis alt.ascii-art)->-- > On Fri, 23 Aug 2002 22:16:01 GMT, Faux_Pseudo ><Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote: > >>obascii+html >> >><body> >><html> >><pre> >><a href="http://nerdboy.xepher.net/store.php"> >>+----------------+ >>| Offical | >>| T-Shirt? | >>+----------------+</a> >></pre> > > Every row in the ad would get underlined, right? <pondering> Why would there be any underlineing? Checks tags, nope. hmm. </pondering> Ohh because GUI browsers do stupid stuff like that. I forget that sometimes. Well in a text browesr it looks right. And for me thats enough. Unless someone has a better idea. Obascii _____________ |+----------+| === || No || | | === || GUI || _____ === o o | | || Web || |OOO| | | === o o || Site || |UUU| o o | | |+==========+|','..',|o o| o o /~1234567890-=\\ +===+ /==asdfghjkil;'==\ /=zxcv bnm,./=\ +------------------+ Maybe its time for a retro "No GUI Web-Ring" But we all need music. ==)-> Kataleipw, Faux_Pseudo -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE9Zrqzkjt2bc9NoGsRAulnAJ9tVSTDSszYyATLzz9YGZMVeo/XwgCfRE3R lcphtJZvNNMRECMssrkEtiU= =BPd2 -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- -- .-')) _ UIN= 66618055 _ (('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.;'*Faux_Pseudo*':._)) | - Andrew Jackson
On Fri, 23 Aug 2002 15:52:30 -0700, Faux_Pseudo wrote: > Obascii / obdiddle > _____________ > |+----------+| === > || No || | | === > || GUI || _____ === o o | | > || Web || |OOO| | | === o o > || Site || |UUU| o o | | > |+==========+|','..',|o o| o o > /~1234567890-=\\ +===+ > /==aoeuidhtns-===\ > /=;qjkx bmwvz=\ > +------------------+ (Couldn't resist from converting it to Dvorak layout... :) ) > Maybe its time for a retro "No GUI Web-Ring" http://www.trill-home.com/lynx/enhanced_pages.html should be a good starting point (even though it's a few decades out of date) -- <(oO)> Cthulhu () ASCII ribbon campaign \ \/ \/\/\ \/ \/\/ /||\ Fhtagn! /\ against HTML mail /\/\./\/\/\/\./\/\
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On Fri, 23 Aug 2002 15:52:30 -0700, Faux_Pseudo wrote:
Obascii / obdiddle
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|| Site || |UUU| o o | |
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>
> (Couldn't resist from converting it to Dvorak layout... :) )
I had to change it back because I forgot to sign it in my last post.
>
>> Maybe its time for a retro "No GUI Web-Ring"
>
> http://www.trill-home.com/lynx/enhanced_pages.html should be
> a good starting point (even though it's a few decades out of date)
Some of those sites are still being maintained while a few are 404's
and then one of them had the nerve to tell me that my browser wasn't
current and I should upgrade!
Thanks for the list. I will see what I can find on their. At the
very least It will be some good pages to rip appart and learn html
between my other hobbies.
==)-> Kataleipw, Faux_Pseudo
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